Sunday, July 22, 2007

FHM Philippines July 2001 (Giselle Toengi)


FHM Philippines December 2001 (Dina Bonnevie)


FHM Philippines November 2001 (Nina Ricci Alagao)


FHM Philippines September 2001 (Anna Kournikova)


FHM Philippines August 2001 (Donita Rose)


FHM Philippines June 2001 (Mylene Dizon)


FHM Philippines May 2001 (Rica Peralejo)


FHM Philippines October 2000 (Pam Anderson)


FHM Philippines April 2001 (Geneva Cruz)


FHM Philippines March 2001 (Angela Velez)


FHM Philippines Jan-Feb 2001 (Rufa Mae Quinto)


Monday, July 16, 2007

Kawawang Magulang

Dear Anak,

Naipadala ko na 50 thousand pesos na tuition fee mo, pinagbili na namin ang
mga kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng kursong COUNTER STRIKE, wala na din
pala tayong baboy naibenta na din para dun sa sinasabi mo na project nyo
na NOKIA N75, ang mahal naman ng project nayun. kasama din ang 7 thousand
dun para sa field trip nyo sa MALL OF ASIA , anak malayo ba yun mag ingat ka
sa pagbibiyahe mo, isasanla pala namin ang palayan natin para mabili mo
nag yung instrumentong I-POD na kinakailangan mo sa laboratory nyo. Anak
komportable ka ba dyan sa boarding house mo ba kamu dyan sa VICTORIA
COURT - maganda ba dyan di ba mainit dyan. Anak kamusta na pala yung group
Project nyo na SANMIG LIGHT napailaw nyo na ba? mataas ba nakuha nyo na grado
dun.

Anak sana bago pa maubos ang lahat lahat ng arian natin ay maka gradweyt
kana, walong taon ba talaga ang kurso mo sa SECRETARIAL, sana pag
graweyt mo makakuha ka ng trabaho kaagad kagaya ng manager ng kumpanya para mabawi
natin ang mga ari arian nating sa sanglaan. ay cya nga pala anak diba sabi
mo sa JOLLIBEE / MAK DONALD ka palagi kumakain ok ba naman sayo ang mga
ulam dyan baka hindi masarap kawawa ka naman.Eh yung school bus nyo na
TAXI sabihin mo sa driver mag ingat cya sa pag dri-drive.

Anak hanggang dito nalan at sa susunod ay ipapadala ko sayo ang pera na
pambili mo ng ALTIS na gagamitin mo sa VACANT SUBJECT mo.


Ang nagmamahal
Itang at Inang

P.S. Anak mag aral ka ng mabuti.

Friday, July 13, 2007

Honorable Men

Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man)
If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a
man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!
"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied,"Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three
Axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the
Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE
"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE, You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it! –

"WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!"

Monday, July 9, 2007

The Seed

A successful Christian businessman was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business. Instead of choosing one of his directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executives in his company together. He said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO. I have decided to choose one of you. "The young executives were shocked, but the boss continued. "I am going to give each one of you a SEED today - a very special SEED. I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO." One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed. He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed. Everyday, he would water it and watch to see if it had grown. After about three weeks, some of the other executives began to talk about their seeds and the plants that were beginning to grow. Jim kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew. Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still nothing. By now, others were talking about their plants, but Jim didn't have a plant and he felt like a failure.Six months went by--still nothing in Jim's pot. He just knew he had killed his seed. Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but he had nothing. Jim didn't say anything to his colleagues, however. He just kept watering and fertilizing the soil - He so wanted the seed to grow.A year finally went by and all the young executives of the company brought their plants to the CEO for inspection. Jim told his wife that he wasn't going to take an empty pot. But she asked him to be honest about what happened. Jim felt sick to his stomach, it was going to be the most embarrassing moment of his life, but he knew his wife was right. He took his empty pot to the board room. When Jim arrived, he was amazed at the variety of plants grown by the other executives. They were beautiful--in all shapes and sizes. Jim put his empty pot on the floor and many of his colleagues laughed, a few felt sorry for him!When the CEO arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his young executives. Jim just tried to hide in the back. "My, what great plants, trees, and flowers you have grown," said the CEO. "Today, one of you will be appointed the next CEO!" All of a sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room with his empty pot. He ordered the financial director to bring him to the front. Jim was terrified. He thought, "The CEO knows I'm a failure! Maybe he will have me fired!" When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked him what had happened to his seed - Jim told him the story. The CEO asked everyone to sit down except Jim. He looked at Jim, and then announced to the young executives, "Behold your next Chief Executive! His name is Jim!" Jim couldn't believe it. Jim couldn't even grow his seed. How could he be the new CEO the others said? Then the CEO said, "One year ago today, I gave everyone in this room a seed. I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it, and bring it back to me today. But I gave you all boiled seeds; they were dead - it was not possible for them to grow. All of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and flowers. When you found that the seed would not grow, you substituted another seed for the one I gave you. Jim was the only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot with my seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who will be the new Chief Executive!"If you plant honesty, you will reap trust.If you plant goodness, you will reap friends.If you plant humility, you will reap greatness.If you plant perseverance, you will reap contentment.If you plant consideration, you will reap perspective.If you plant hard work, you will reap success.If you plant forgiveness, you will reap reconciliation.If you plant faith in Christ, you will reap a harvestSo, be careful what you plant now; it will determine what you will reap later. What you sow is what you reap.

Isn't Strange?

Isn't it strange how a 20 dollar bill seems like such a large amount when you donate it to church, but such a small amount when you go shopping?

Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you're at church, and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie?

Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're praying, but you have no trouble thinking what to talk about with a friend?

Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Bible, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel or ZANE GREY book?

Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-tickets to concerts or games, but they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in Church?


Isn't it strange how we need to know about an event for Church 2-3 weeks before the day so we can include it in our agenda, but we can adjust it for other events at the last minute?

Isn't it strange how difficult it is to learn a fact about God to share it with others, but how easy it is to learn, understand, extend and repeat gossip?

Isn't it strange how we believe everything that magazines and newspapers say, but we question the words in the Bible?

Isn't it strange how everyone wants a place in heaven, but they don't want to believe, do, or say anything to get there?

Isn't it strange how we send jokes in e-mails and they are forwarded right away, but when we are going to send messages about God, we think about it twice before we share it with others?


IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT? Now that you've read this message , forward it to anybody that you consider a friend, family member or foe(enemy). If you don't do it, not only will you deprive yourself from being blessed, but you will also do that to others who may need God in their life.

Friday, July 6, 2007

Fireman

In Phoenix , Arizona , a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up & fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible. The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dream to come true. She took her son' s hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?" Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true." Later that day she went to her local fire Department in Phoenix , Arizona , where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix . She explained her son's final wish and Asked if it might be possible to give her 6 year-old son a ride around the block on a fire engine. Fireman Bob said, "Look, we can do better than that. If you'll have your son ready at seven o'clock Wednesday morning, we'll make him an honorary Fireman for the whole day.
He can come down to the fire station, eat with us, go out on all the fire calls, the whole nine yards!


And if you'll give us his sizes, we'll get a real fire uniform for him, with a real fire hat - not a toy -- one-with the emblem of the Phoenix Fire Department on it, a yellow slicker like we wear and rubber boots.""They're all manufactured right here in Phoenix , so we can get them fast." Three days later Fireman Bob picked up Billy, dressed him in his uniform and escorted him from his hospital bed to the waiting hook and ladder truck. Billy got to sit on the back of the truck and help steer it back to the fire station. He was in heaven. There were three fire calls in Phoenix that day and Billy got to go out on all three calls. He rode in the different fire engines, the Paramedic's' van, and even the fire chief's car. He was also videotaped for the local news program. Having his dream come true, with all the love and attention that was lavished upon him, so deeply touched Billy, that he lived three months longer than any doctor thought possible. One night all of his vital signs began to drop dramatically and the head nurse, who believed in the hospice concept - that no one should die alone, began to call the family members to the hospital. Then she remembered the day Billy had spent as a Fireman, so she called the Fire Chief and asked if it would be possible to send a fireman in uniform to the hospital to be with Billy as he made his transition. The chief replied, "We can do better than that. We'll be there in five minutes. Will you please do me a favor? When you hear the sirens screaming and see the lights flashing, will you announce over the PA system that there is not a fire?" "It's the department coming to see one of its finest members one more time. And will you open the window to his room?"About five minutes later a hook and ladder truck arrived at the hospital and extended its ladder up to Billy's third floor open window-------- 16 fire-fighters climbed up the ladder into Billy's room. With his mother's permission, they hugged him and held him and told him how much they LOVED him. With his dying breath, Billy looked up at the fire chief and said, "Chief, am I really a fireman now?" "Billy, you are, and the Head Chief, Jesus, is holding your hand," the chief said With those words, Billy smiled and said, "I know, He's been holding my hand all day, and The angels have been singing.." He closed his eyes one last time.
"If you let your fear of consequence prevent you from following your deepest instinct, your life will be safe, expedient and thin."

Monday, July 2, 2007

Keep On Smiling

Another sensational idea for office equipment! Workload getting to you ?
Feeling stressed ? Too many initiatives "cascading" down ?
Here is the new low cost way to cope !
Take 2 paperclips and elastic bands.
Fig 1

Assemble them as shown on the picture.
fig. 2

Apply the construction as visualized in fig 3.


Fig 3.


Enjoy your day.
This obligatory office equipment will help you to reach the end of the day with a smile on your face!.

Yes, I Do Love God



IF SOMEONE HAD A GUN HELD IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE AND ASKED YOU IF YOU BELIEVED IN GOD,
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ?
SAY NO AND FEEL ASHAMED THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ?
OR SAY YES, I DO, AND DIE STANDING UP FOR GOD ?
IF YOU'D SAY NO, THEN DELETE THIS E - MAIL.
IF YOU WOULD SAY YES, PASS THIS ON.
Funny, isn't it ?
Funny how simple it is for People to trash GOD and then wonder why the World's going to Hell. Funny how we believe what the Newspapers say, but question what the GOD says.
Funny how everyone wants to go to Heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the GOD says.
( Or is it scary ? )
Funny how someone can say "I believe in GOD" but still follow Satan
( who, by the way, also " believes " in GOD ).
Funny how you can send a thousand 'Jokes' through E-Mails and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending Messages regarding the LORD, People think twice about sharing.
Funny how when you go to forward this Message, you will not send it to many on your Address List because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.
Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what GOD thinks of me.
( Are you thinking ? ).

Yes, I do Love GOD ! ! !

Law Of All Laws







Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.


Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.


Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.


Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.


Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).


Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.


Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with


Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.


Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.


Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.


Law of Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.


Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.


Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.


Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.


Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.


Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.