Sunday, August 30, 2009

Morning Rush 65 (Things You Believe In As A Child That You Wish Were True As An Adult)

When i was young my father used to tell me to drink sarsi fresh egg combined this makes you strong and up to now im still doing it cola with fresh egg, but i dont know if it is doing any good. Wag daw pag uusapan ang multo at aswang tuwing friday night kasi nakadikit daw sa lupa ang tainga nila kya maririnig anumang sabihin namin at pupuntahan kami pagnarinig kami... illang yan sa mga paniniwala ko noong bata pa ako, pero may paniniwalang minsan ay sana ay totoo ngayong matanda na ako. Ilan lamang ito sa mga ppaniniwala natin, mga fantasies na pinaniniwalaan na sana ay hindi lamang sabi-sabi pinaniniwalaan ng mga bata.

01. That when you wish on the 1st star your wish will come true.
02. That jumping on New Year’s Eve would make you taller.
03. That eating vegetables will automatically makes you taller.
04. That you can get anything by being a cute little angel.
05. That someday a Prince Charming will come along & live happily ever after.
06. That beauty is not important & that character is also needed.
07. Whatever loss will return ten full.
08. That no good act remains unrewarded.
09. That all higher authority are trustworthy.
10. That your father could solve any of your problems.
11. That bad things don’t happen to good people.
12. That wishing well was true.
13. That the fountain of youth was true.

14. That the Goya Fun Factory was true.
15. That behind every cloud is a silver lining.
16. That there’s a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
17. That whenever you’re hurt, just strums a guitar.

18. That saying something repeatedly will make it come true.
19. That my love ones would never leaves & they’re always be by my side.
20. That when I grow up I’ll be good enough to join Bb. Pilipinas.
21. That good things comes to those who wait.
22. That you will never see a smiling face that wasn’t beautiful.
23. That my parents never had sex.
24. That there is enough for everyone.
25. That the ugly duckling turns into a beautiful swan.

26. That whatever I have a problem I could always depend on my parents.
27. If you’re doing your best you wouldn’t have to worry your failure.
28. That if you kiss a frog it will eventually turn into Prince.
29. That everyone is equal.
30. Honesty is the best policy.
31. Faith can move mountain.
32. Love always finds a way.

33. That if you start someone with a gun like in cartoons they’ll only get them & get up without any scratches.
34. That as long as you finish your college you’re guaranteed to get a job in the future.
35. First love never dies.
36. That someday your dreams will come true.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Video Collection 17 (Air New Zealand)

Body painted Air NZ staff star in our new Bare Essentials of Safety video, created for our Domestic 737 services.

Hats off to the ad agency what a great concept and what a talented body painting artist. The participants in this safety video deserve a standing ovation (or three) for being such good sports :) New Zealand or not, baring it ALL is something that only a select few can do, unabashedly, and with a smile! This is my kind of airline. I'm now officially a big fan of Air New Zealand! Looking forward to flying with them.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Morning Rush 64 (Signs That You Car Is Too Old)

College pa lang ako pinapangarap ko na ang magkaroon ng kotse. Ang 1st generation RAV4, yung blue, ang dream car ko. Hanggang ngayon ito pa rin ang dream ko na sana'y matupad in the near future. Taya kaya ako sa lotto? Hmmm malaki-laki ang jackpot ngayon! Dahil sa hilig ko sa kotse pati diecast pinatos ko, magkakotse lang, laruan nga lang. 2nd hand car? pwede na yun, may service lang ako papunta office. BTW, speaking of cars, heto ang ilang signs na kailangan mo na rin magpalit ng sasakyan, kotse man yan oo auv.

Signs That You Car Is Too Old
01. You park it in a high risk area with a motor running & the windows open yet no one’s deals it.
02. Pag lagi kang inaalok ng lighter.
03. The car spends more time to used as a clothe’s line than driven at mean transportation.
04. After paying the registration you still have enough money.
05. Everytime you passed by the old folk’s home everyone cheers & said “Here come our service.”
06. When people make the sign of the cross everytime they see you pass by.
07. Kahit tubig kanal umaandar.
08. Kahit charcoal umaandar.
09. The mold have taken a human form & started converging with you.
10. You no longer buy your parts from the auto supply but from the museum.
11. Everytime dumadaan ka sa Cavite, lagging binibili ang kotse mo para gawing patubuan ng talaba.
12. Your car doesn’t change speed even if you shift gear.
13. The police don’t stop you for the color coding because your plate is covered with rust.
14. Pag may nakaskas sa kotse mo, may biglang maingay na babagsak sa likuran.
15. Everytime you take your car out, kids sing the Batman theme.
16. Kapag pinag-aagawan ng Pepsi at Coca Cola ang kotse mo para gawing tansan.
17. Your car gets towed, instead of bringing it to LTO they bring it to the junk shop.
18. If its actually refused by the junkyard.
19. You get a creepy feeling that you’re in a coppin everytime you go inside your car.
20. You have to open & close the door gently because the windshield might fall off.
21. Eventhough the light is green, your car stuck in red light mode.
22. You don’t have a speedometer, you only tell how fast your car is by how violent your car is shaking.
23. Everytime you passed by, a dog barks.
24. Pag lagi kang na-oover take-kan ng kotse ng funeraria.
25. Cops don’t even bother to arrest you for traffic violation anymore.
26. Even if your cars stops only for a red light the tow truck asked you if you need help.
27. You know the tow truck drivers by name.
28. Kapag maulap ang panahon because of your smoke belching.
29. Nawawalan ka ng signal sa loob ng kotse.
30. During flood, people cheers when the flood takes your car away.
31. When your neighbors get reminded to take out their garbage everytime your cars passes by.
32. They’re getting your car for the film shoot of the Flintstone.
33. You’re afraid to wash your car with a hose kasi baka mabutas.
34. When you close the door, you have to hold everything because it might fall.
35. When you see scotch tape all over.
36. Everytime thare’s a hump, the sit at the back falls.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

My Celebrity Crush 11 (Jennifer Aniston)

WHO: Jennifer Aniston
WHERE: Friends (as Rachel Green)
WHEN: Since FRIENDS Season 01
WHY: She's so beautiful, smart, cute, funny, talented, sweet and HOT! I can't understand how there are people who think she's ugly...that's crazy man! Those beautiful blue-gray eyes, that amazing hair, those awesome legs, her arms, her face, her whole body is...she's just a Greek goddess! I think she is beautiful because not only because she has a great body and pretty face, but because she doesn't seem to bitter even though she could be if she wanted. I hope her career soars beyond hers and everyone expectations. In addition to her star-making role as Rachel on the iconic sitcom Friends, Jennifer Aniston has demonstrated her worth on the big screen with great performances in lots of movies.

"When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed."
- Jennifer Aniston

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Morning Rush 63 Questions would ask GOD when you meet HIM)

May 01, 2000 Episode"Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable."
-CS Lewis

In honor of the great Christian writer CS Lewis, I thought I might compile a list of questions that are ridiculous enough that God might find them unanswerable, because of their nonsense. Note - "nonsense" doesn't mean that people might not honestly ask these questions and not know the answer. Nor is it a statement about someone's intelligence. Rather, it is better understood as being absurd - i.e., once a rational answer to each question is given, the question should seem absurd. But some of this list are funny and interesting too.

Questions would ask GOD when you meet HIM...
01. What do want me to do?
02. Why do you allow holocaust to happen?
03. Will I go to heaven?
04. Why do people fall in love only to get hurt in the end?
05. Is Judas is in heaven or in hell?
06. Pangit ba talaga ako?
07. Why did you gave me this face?
08. Is there anything you would want to tell us you haven’t told us before?
09. If you loves us, why is there a hell?
10. Why do bad things happens to good people?
11. Why are there many religions & if you were to pick one which is closets to what you really think?
12. Did Jesus ever have romantic feeling for anyone during his life as a man?
13. Do fairies, elves & other creature exist?
14. Do we really have freewill to question you?
15. In the bible, what do you exactly mean by the phrase, ”Seeking without Finding”?
16. Why does the world have to end?
17. Did Mary really ascended to heaven body & soul?
18. Is there really no hope for the souls in hell?
19. How did Jesus really look like?
20. How do you feel about the people who nailed themselves to the cross as punishment?
21. If God created everything, who created God?
22. What happened to Jesus between 12 & 30?
23. Just how accurate the bible?
24. Have I done more things to angry you or to please you?
25. Is the bible code real?
26. What can you say about man’s death penalty & euthanasia?
27. Where you really a part of the faith healer’s power to heal?
28. What is the God’s stand on married priests?
29. How does heaven actually look like?
30. What’s the real deal about the angel?
31. Am I dead?
32. Why did you created us? Did you think is it a mistakes?
33. When was the actual date of Jesus’ birth?
34. If God have the power to see the future then this means there’s no such thing as freewill?

Monday, August 24, 2009

Video Collection 16 (Peckson Pinoy)

Yabang Pinoy is a non-profit organization composed of students, Filipino entrepreneurs, and yuppies who believe in bringing back Filipino Pride. One of the ways that they aim to reignite the Pinoy passion is through the support of Buwan ng Wika.

This year’s Yabang Pinoy Buwan ng Wika project is entitled “The Mark Peckson Project”.

The said project is a series of reality-webisodes centered around Mark Peckson, a 29-year-old Filipino who has yet to learn Tagalog. Mark wants to learn the language and has let Yabang Pinoy Volunteers and Ace Saatchi & Saatchi employees spearhead his unconventional education. As he learns, cameras will follow him around tracking his progress or lack thereof.

Episode 1: Eskwela

Ito na siya. Hindi ko alam kung naramdaman nya ang excitement o dread. Panuorin niyo na lang siya as you try to navigate through Grade 3.

Episode 2 – Pangalan Pangalan
Handa na sya para sa shooting na ito. Binasa nya yung diksyonaryo na bigay nila. Pero yung pag bigay nya ng effort seems to never be enough! He was a bit frustrated with this episode. Alam nya sa loob nya na madali na madali ito. He was so sure he’d ace it. But hey, maybe you guys out there can just give him an A for effort. Nasubok naman nya so dapat may kwenta yun sa inyong pag-grade. Right? Right?

EPISODE 3: Lupang Hinirang
Dito na siya!

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Music In My Head (Nobody - Wonder Girls)

You're driving to work, listening to your favorite radio station, when on comes Britney Spears' "Hit Me Baby One More Time." By the time you pull into your office parking lot, you have, "Oh baby, baby" running through your head. You hum it at your desk. You sing it on your way to the restroom. You tap it out on the conference table during your morning meeting. When five o'clock finally rolls around, your coworkers are shooting you the evil eye and you're ready to pull your hair out.

Why do songs get inextricably stuck in our heads? Experts say the culprits are earworms. No, they're not parasites that crawl into your ear and lay musical eggs in your brain, but they are parasitic in the sense that they get lodged in your head and cause a sort of "cognitive itch" or "brain itch" -- a need for the brain to fill in the gaps in a song's rhythm.

NOBODY (Translation to English)
You know I still love you baby/ And it will never change

I want nobody, nobody but you /I want nobody, nobody but you/ I dont want anyone else /I cant have anyone but you /I want nobody nobody, nobody nobody

Why are you trying to push me away? I hate it./ You ignore what I am saying /Why are you trying to /send me to other guys? /Why are you doing this?

Saying that this is for my own good /Saying that you are just not enough /Stop it right now, you /know me well enough /Why are you forcing what you know I dont want?

Im satisfied, Im happy /If I have you I dont want for anything else /Who do you want me to meet and be happy with? /I cant be happy away from your side

Saying that this is for my own good /Saying that you are just not enough /Why cant you understand that it makes no sense? /How can I be happy without you?

I dont want nobody, body body /I dont want nobody, body body /Really, if it is not you /I hate it!

Back to the days /When we were so young /And wild and free /Everything was just like a dream

I want to go back to those times /Why do you keep on pushing me away? /Why do you push me away? /I dont want nobody, nobody /Nobody nobody but you

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Morning Rush 62 (Tagalog Translations Of English Songs)

April 10, 2008 EpisodeUsong-uso na ngayon ang tagalog version ng ilang mga foreign hits like Umbrella, Soldier boy at iba pa...kaya naman naisip kong i-post ang ilan sa mga english songs na posibleng maging hits pag isinalin sa tagalog.
Tagalog Translations Of English Songs:
01. De do do do de da da da (The Police) - Ang dede ni Dada.
02. Hungry like the wolf (Duran Duran) - Ihain mo, kakainin ko.
03. Nothing’s gonna stop us now (Starship) - Sira ang preno.
04. Thriller (Michael Jackson) -Madam Auring
05. Wind Beneath My Wings (Bette Midler) - Putok
06. Until I get over you (Christina Millan) - Ako naman sa ibabaw.
07. Stand By Me (Ben E. King) - Nang Tabihan Mo Ko, Tumayo!
08. My humps (Black Eyed Peas) - Kampanerang kuba.
09. True Colors (Cyndi Lauper) - Ay, Pangit Pala Pag Malapit.
10. The Space Between (Dave Matthews Band) - Yun Ang Masarap!
11. Get Down (The Backstreet Boys) - Luhod!
12. Smells like teen spirit (Nirvana) - Amoy utot!
13. What’s Going On (Marvin Gaye) - Bakit Basa?
14. Don’t Worry, Be Happy (Bobby McFerrin) - Hindi Masakit…Promise.
15. Irreplaceable - Magpalit ka na ng napkin!
16. Ready or Not (The Fugees) - Birhen man o hindi, eto na Pare!
17. I still haven’t found what I’m looking for (U2) - Masyado kasing malago.
18. Jenny (The Click 5) - Ang supladang kapitbahay ko na feeling maganda, pero mukha namang yaya.
19. Always something there to remind me (Naked Eyes) - Ang misis kong bungangera.
20. Headlines (Spice Gilrs) - Dalawang Bading, nag-umbagan dahil sa isang machong kargador sa pantalan!
21. Big Girls Don’t Cry (Fergie) - Bansot lang ang umiiyak!
22. Come Undone (Duran Duran) - Sariling Sikap.
23. Unbelievable (Craig David) - Ows?
24. Eversince the world began (Survivor) - Maligayang Kaarawan, Madam Auring.
25. Hanging by a moment (Lifehouse) - Ay, ba’t lumambot?
26. 4 minutes (Madonna) - Ano, tapos ka na?
27. Skyline Pigeon (Elton John) - Kalapating Mababa Ang Lipad.
28. Killing me softly (Roberta Flack) - Pinapatay habang humahalinghing.
29. No Air (Jordin Sparks) - Kalbo.
30. No Air (Jordin Sparks) - Umahon ka naman diyan, hon…
31. No Air (Jordin Sparks) - Walang Tagapagmana.
32. No Air (Jordin Sparks) - Sino umutot?
33. Hand in my pocket (Alanis Morissette) - Kinakamot ko lang!
34. Hands to Heaven (Breathe) - Na-bullseye mo kid!
35. Forever Blue (Swing Out Sister) - Patay na.
36. Low (Flo Rida) - Lawlaw
37. I‘ll never get over you getting over me (Expose) - Di ako papatong sa yo,
ikaw ang pumatong sa akin!
38. Clumsy (Fergie) - Ma-tulya.
39. Stairway To Heaven (Led Zeppelin) - Ang Mga Hita.
40. Touch My Body (Mariah Carey) - Hugas Na Yan…

Friday, August 21, 2009

My Celebrity Crush 10 (Stephanie Tan)

WHO: Stephanie Tan
WHERE: Eat Bulaga (EB Babes)
WHEN: Since she join ASF Dancer
WHY: Steph is one of the reason why i watch wowowee. Now she's gone (transfering to Eat Bulaga as EB Babe) i'm still relying on Milagring. Other than that - should I forget wowowee. I miss the girl who lead the asf. Why you transfer? i hope you come back soon, even here at work i cant smile and my days are incomplete without your smile in wowowee. (OA ka na Moks! may asawa ka na!)
Take Care Stephanie.

Lost S01

Now i'm watching the 5th season of this tv show, you can easily look back to this first season and see the genius. Right from the beginning. Just one question: What the f*** is going on?!

I had tried watching this show a couple times and could never get into it (being somewhat confused about what was going on). So when I bought the first season i wasn't sure how well i would like it. I quickly found that watching the show from the beginning cleared up all my confusion and i was automatically hooked. I watched the entire first season in a just 3 straight days, from 8pm up to 2am. Trust me that Lost is like no other show you have ever watched and dvd is the best way to watch it.

All I can say about this show is WOW! It is an absolutely amazing show. You will be hooked from the first scene of the show where Jack is running down to the beach to help the plane crash victims to the last scene where Locke and...well, I don't want to spoil it for anyone else that hasn't watched the show yet, so get it.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

My Celebrity Crush 9 (Heart Evangelista)

WHO: Heart Evangelista
WHERE: Local TV (Philippines)
WHEN: Since Panday
WHY: Those beautiful Chinese Eyes.... those kissable lips … that perfect smile … Heart Evangelista possibily one of the best known young celebrities in the country today. She is one of those people you love to hate, but you just can't because she's so nice! Pretty, and positively charming are just some of the adjectives that come to mind when you see her. And when she speaks, you have to add witty, smart and eloquent to your growing list.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Morning Rush 61 (Things To Say When You’re Caught Doing Something Nasty)

March 13, 2008 Episode
Binata ka ba? o nagbibinata? ako graduate na dyan. Ano kayang magagawa mo pag nakita ka ng mommy mo na may hawak na porno magazine at nag****** sa kuwarto mo? ano masasabi mo? anong first word na sasabihin mo para makalusot?? anong gagawin mo???
Ako? eto lang suggestion ko, siguro i'll tell her that 99% ng guys nag jajack off and sasabihin ko na "MA! ayaw mo nun? normal ako!" bwahahaha! Joke lang!
Things To Say When You’re Caught Doing Something Nasty
01. “O, anong tinitingin-tingin mo diyan? Hindi mo ba nakikita? GALIT ako. GALIT na GALIT ako! Kung ayaw mong ibuhos ko sa ‘yo itong galit ko, get out!”
02.“At least hindi ako nagdu-drugs!”
03. True story: my 7-year-old brother saw my ex fondling his crotch. He asked my ex, “Hoy, ano yang ginagawa mo diyan? Bakit lumaki yan?” My ex answered, “Wala…inaantay ko lang ang ate mo…”
04. “Hon, naubos kasi yung lotion kaya gel nalang…”
05. “Inaamoy ko lang yung bibingka kung panis na!”
06. “Tinuturuan lang niya akong mag-drive, kaya ko hawak yung kambyo niya…”
07. “Kinagat kasi ng langgam…kaya kinamot ko…eh ang sarap…”
08. “Sorry…napasubo lang ako…”
09. “Mare, pinupunan ko lang ang mga pagkukulang mo kay pare.”
10. “Ma, hinihimas ko lang yung balahibo ng pusa niya!”
11. “Pinapalabas ko lang po yung langgam…pumasok eh!”
12. “Tinataktak ko lang po yung bulalo niya!”
13. “Tinikman ko lang naman yung “pancit” ni yaya, kasi sabi ni daddy masarap daw!”
14. “Tutal, nandyan ka na rin lang, pick up that soap na and let’s get this over with.”
15. “ma…sowtwowt akow kyaw sinubow kwow…”
16. “Pinapasalat lang niya yung peklat niya!”
17. “Hon, umiinit siya eh, kaya ko lang pinasok yung ‘thermometer’ sa kanya!”
18. “Diba sabi nung kanta, you gotta lick it, before you kick it?”
19. My friend told his mom when he got caught doing “self-love”: “Pagod ako.”
20. “Sabi kasi ng doctor I need more protein in my diet.”
21. “But there’s no school anymore! I can stay ‘up’ all night!”
22. “Mare, it’s not what you think! Naglalaro lang kami ni pare ng pulis-pulis! Tututukan niya ako, tapos tututukan ko siya, tapos sabay kaming magpapaputok.”
23. “Ma, I’m just checking kung ano ang mas madulas: olive oil, butter or margarine.”
24. “Sabi kasi sa instructions: Shake well before using!”

Monday, August 17, 2009

Video Collection 14 (NNNN)

NNNN or Ntertainment News Na Naman is a segment of ABS-CBN gag show Banana Split. I really look forward for the weekly NNNN! Funny how Angelica and Jayson portray Kris Aquino and Boy Abunda (their characters are named Crissy and Bhoy). This video was aired few weeks back. Lucky there's a fan quick enough to upload the video just after the show ended! This NNNN videos is so funny! It has the one that Angelica or Crissy wearing a replica of the hilarious choker/necklace Kris Aquino wore last time on her show,The Buzz.

Banana Split reformat was done just a few months ago and the original female members of the cast of the first Banana Split was cut and new cat were added.

The female stars that were retained are Angelica, Cristine (who later voluntarily resigned due to some controversies), RR Enriquez and Princess.

New male cast were added John Prats, Zanjoe Marudo and Jayson Gainza fom the defunct “Pare Koy” afternoon series. With the new reformat there are new segments added to the program that it did not clicked but proved a complete delight and very funny to the audience.

The hottest segment so far is the parody, NNNN to Kris Aquino and Boy Abunda’s talk program, aired nightly weekdays sa ABS CBN, SNN (Showbiz News Ngayon).

Impersonating effectively Kris and Boy are Angelika Panganiban and Jayson Gainza, respectively.
The other segments are from Pokwang and Pooh who has been added to the cast also does impersonation of Mommy Dionisia and Manny Pacquiao.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Morning Rush 60 (Dumbest Things You've Ever Heard Anyone Say)

January 25, 2008 EpisodeDumbest Things You've Ever Heard Anyone Say
01. An Eat Bulaga contestant was asked by Joey and Vic: "Ano sa Tagalog ang grasshopper?" Contestant: "Ahmm. . .Huling Hapunan?"

02. It was an ex-PBB housemate (1st batch) who said this: "Big Brother, ginagawa po nila ako laughing stuff..."

03. In Wowowee, the question was: "Kung ang 'sigaw' ay 'shout' sa Inggles, ano naman sa Tagalog ang 'whisper'?" The contestant answered: "Napkin!"
04. While watchng the news yesterday about a kid killed by a bulldozer, our maid commented: "Kaya ayoko mag-alaga ng aso eh..."

05. My friend and I were walking up the stairs of our schools new bldg. She said out of nowhere: "Imagine mo kung di ginawa 'tong bldg, umaakyat tayo sa hangin?"

06. My cousin at a DRIVE-THRU: "Miss, puwedeng take out?"

07. Nadia Montenegro promoting her movie: "Please watch 'The Life Story of Julie Vega', opening na po on the twenty-twoth of November."

08. In a burger joint I heard a man say: "Miss, isa ngang 'amusing' aloha at saka 'kidney' meal." Server: "Dine in po ba or to go?" The man answered: "Ayoko ng sago!"

09. I was making cookies at home when I ran out of cookie sheets, so I called our maid and said: "Manang bili ka nga ng cookie sheet." Ad she replied: "Ano po, solo o litro?" (coke is it)

10. My friend said: "Ang galing 'no, yung Ash Wednesday last Year , Miyerkules din pumatak!"

11. A non-Christian vendor selling a Last Supper painting: "Ma'am bili po kayo ng frame, maganda po ito, 'Hesus and Company."
12. While watching "Apollo 13?, after she heard the line: "Houston , we have a problem." My ex-girlfriend asked: "Sino si Houston ?"

13. My aunt was going to the US for the 1st time. She told us: "Nagpapabili ang tita niyo ng 'autistic' guitar. Saan ba nakakabili nun?"

14. We were marketing for an org event, when one of my orgmates wanted to clear the definition of the types of sponsors (Major, Minor, Patron, etc.) So she asked her grandma: "Lola, anong mas mataas sa Patron?" Her lola replied: "Patron? Eh di Shell!"

15. Also in a gameshow. Host: "Ano sa Tagalog ang 'teeth'?" Contestant: "Utong!"

16. I once heard an emcee say: "Let's give her a warm of applause!"

17. One classmate in highschool said, "Ang cute naman ng sintas mo, luminou!" I corrected him and said, "luminous!" Then he replied, "Oo nga pala, plural!"

18. Barker ng bus: Ah Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao!!!" Pasahero: "Boss, Cubao?"

19. Sa isang gameshow, tinanong ng host: "Anong 'P' ang Tagalog ng 'storey' o 'floor' ng building?" Contestan: "PIP PLOR!"

20. An officemate of ours told us a story about driving alone in her car: "Alam niyo, pag nag-iisa ako, feeling ko...wala akong kasama..."

21. I had a customer on the line who had a password on his account. I asked for the password but he forgot. I gave him a clue: "It's a 4-digit number." He answered, "Uhm...'ROCKY'?"

22. I overheard a lady place an order at Starbucks: "One cup of chino please."

23. An officemate once asked: "Saan sa Quezon City ang Mandaluyong?"

24. I had a meeting with a friend and I noticed that both of us were wearing stripes. He suddenly blurted out: "Uy, stripes din! It's the color of the day!"

25. My sister said of our neighbor who was our arch enemy: "Mamatay na sana kapitbahay natin!" I told her not to say that, coz it might bounce back to us. Then she said, "Ah ganun ba yun? In that case, mamatay na sana tayo!"

26. When I saw that I got a missed call, I said, "Hey, I got a missed call!" My friend said, "Anong sabi?"

27. From the gameshow "The Weakest Link". Host Edu Manzano asked: "Anong 'T' ang ibinibigay ng konduktor pag nagbayad ka ng pamasahe sa bus?" Ian Veneracion answered: "TUKLI!"

28. We were reviewing for an exam and we were already dead tired. A classmate said, "Hala, brownout!" Pagtingin namin, nakapikit pala siya.

29. A call center agent told a foreign customer regarding the changing of the due date of her credit card: "Ma'am, I already changed your monthly period."

30. A home economics teacher asked us: "How do you make wet floor and tow duff?" Translation: "How do you make wheat flour and tough dough".
31. During a shower party for my friend, the married women were giving tips on the do's & dont's of sexual intercourse, when the bride asked: "Hindi ba kasama yung betlog sa pinapasok?"

32. Melanie Marquez: "Ang tatay ko lang ang only living legend na buhay pa."

Prison Break S02

Breaking out was just the beginning!I know this post is soooo late... dami kasing laman ng isip ko bago ko ito ginawa...hahaha! The first question that I think many people want answered is whether the 2nd season is as good as the 1st. In my opinion it is not quite as "good" as season 1. One could tell that season 1 was worked out to the finest detail, every step of the way, it was simply a brilliantly crafted plot, filled with suspense and wondering what was going to happen next. Season 2 is also very suspenseful, with some great twists inbetween. The characters are still very deep and convincing. But one cant't help but notice that the storyline sort of falls apart towards the last 3 or 4 episodes, where one got the feeling of an ingenious plot in season 1, season 2 had the effect of "well this is what happened, now it can go in any direction". What I'm actually trying to say is that season 2 did not quite play out in that same clever way in which season 1 did. That being said, it was an a highly entertaining season(2), that will keep 1st time viewers on the edge of their seats the entire time. I highly recommend this box set, simply because even with the drawbacks, it is still my favourite tv series and I think die-hard fans will enjoy it immensely. Hope this was useful.
Over the wall and on the run, the most-wanted men in America, Michael Scofield and his brother Lincoln Burrows, must lead a dangerous band of hardened fugitives on a daring international flight, chasing millions of dollar, risking everything to expose a sinister government conspiracy, and fighting desperately to stay alive until the day they can stop running. Wanted, hunted and betrayed, the Fox River Eight are out of prison and evading capture in the explosive and unpredictable second season of Prison Break, and this time, not everyone makes it out alive!

Saturday, August 15, 2009


The previews tell you what you need to know: A time capsule which contains school children's drawings about what they think things will be like in 50 years is opened in the present day. An astrophysicist (Nicholas Cage) gets hold of one submission which is a lengthy series of numbers. He discovers that the numbers predict future disasters, most which have happened, but a few that are still to come. His mission becomes to avert the disasters. There-- that's all you need to know about the story, now sit back and enjoy the movie. Here's what I am knowing:
1) If you hate Nicholas Cage you will hate the movie.
2) If you are a total science fiction geek you may not like this film as for me it was more spiritual than scifi.

3) If you don't like spiritual things, don't like God or the Bible, or don't want to be thinking about anything like this then you should stay away from the movie.

4) If major distasters are something you don't want to watch a movie about then this one is not for you.

5) If you prefer mindless comedy or romance, Knowing probably won't be at the top of your list.6) This was my kind of movie-- I was thrilled, entertained, and uplifted in the end. I bought & watched this dvd, coz I want to add this to my collection.

Friday, August 14, 2009

On My Wish List: Nikon D60

The Nikon D60 has a sensor resolution of 10.2 megapixels, and offers ISO sensitivity ranging from 100 to 1,600, with the ability to extend this to ISO 3,200 using the Hi-1 setting. In many respects, the D60 is a clone of the preceding D40x model.

As we'll see though, the Nikon engineers have added a number of new features and enhancements. The combination probably isn't enough to entice D40x owners to upgrade, but owners of the 6-megapixel D40 might want to, and the Nikon D60 makes a really excellent entry-level model for those just making the move to an SLR. Even for established photographers, the D60 is a pleasure to use, making a great second (or even first) body.

The Nikon D60 has a 2.5" LCD display with 230,000 pixel resolution and a 170 degree viewing angle, which means your friends can gather 'round behind you and everyone will see the same image quality wherever they're standing. Other D60 features include extensive (and newly expanded) in-camera image editing, a full array of automatic and manual exposure modes, including some modes tuned for specific situations, like Portrait, Landscape, Child, Sports, Close up and Night portrait.

There's an Auto ISO mode that lets the user select the maximum ISO and minimum shutter speed, which leaves you with some control over what Auto can do. Like the D40 and D40x before it, autofocus is only supported when using AF-S or AF-I lenses,
which limits you to newer Nikon lenses. The built-in i-TTL flash has a guide number of 12m /39 ft. at ISO 100 in auto modes and 13m / 42 ft. in manual. Maximum flash sync is 1/200 second.

The Nikon D60 uses an EN-EL9 lithium-ion rechargeable battery, with a rated 500 shots per charge, and stores images on SD/SDHC memory cards (not included). Connectivity includes USB 2.0 high-speed, A/V out, and the option of an infrared remote.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Morning Rush 59 (Knock Knock Jokes)

I couldnt stop laughing. I can almost imagine how they delivered these knock knock jokes on air without cracking midway. Malamang kung nakikinig ako noong mga panahon na yon may bubbles na lumabas sa ilong ko. I give this 10 LOL stars!!! One of the most memorable episodes.

Knock-Knock Jokes (121208)
01. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gutom na gutom. Gutom na gutom who? “Gutom na gutom na gutom na gutom, MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD…
02. Knock knock. Who’s there? Little Manuel. Little Manuel who? (To the tune of Unwell) “I’m not crazy I’m just a little manuel…”

03. Knock knock.’s there? Bampira. Bampira who? (To the tune of Disturbia) “Bam bam pira bam bam bam pira.”

04. Knock knock. Who’s there? Edu manzano. Edu Manzano who? (To the tune of Greatest Love Of All) “I decided long ago never to walk in Edu Manzano!”

05. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nognog. Nognog who? “Nognog knockin on heaven’s door…”

06. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dalandan. Dalandan who? “Dalandan bridge is faling down, falling down, falling down…”

07. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lebanese. Lebanese who? “I can’t live, if lebanese without you…I can’t live, I can’t give anymore!”

08. Knock knock. Who’s there? Masakit love. Masakit love who? (To the tune of It Must’ve been Love) “Masakit love…but it’s over now…”

09. Knock knock. Who’s there? Elementary. Elementary who? “A B C D E F G H I J K elementary…”

10. Knock knock. Who’s there? Toilet. Toilet who? Toilet: the newest vampire movie according to Manny Pacquiao.

11. Knock knock. Who’s there? Hidden Soldiers. Hidden Soldiers who? Hidden Soldiers: The number one anti-dandruff shampoo according to manny Pacquiao.

12. Knock knock. Who’s there? Claire. Claire who? Claire: The newest anti-dandruff shampoo according to Manny Pacquiao.

13. Knock knock. Who’s there? I-autoload mo ko, how much, magkano. I-autoload mo ko, how much, magkano, who? “Nothing’s gonna change my love for you, i-autoload mo ko, how much, magkano…”

14. Knock knock. Who’s there? Memo. Memo who? (To the tune of Bebot, ngongo version) – Memo memo, me-memo memo, me-memo memo…milimino! milimino!”

15. Knock knock. Who’s there? Itlog beef pork liver. Itlog beef pork liver who? “When I fall in love, itlog beef pork liver…”

16. Knock knock. Who’s there? Liver, cheese. Liver, cheese who? “Liver alone! Cheese mine!”

17. Knock knock. Who’s there? Aga, sawi kay Janice. Aga, sawi kay Janice who? (To the tune of Weak) “Aga, sawi kay Janice I could hardly speak…”

18. Knock knock. Who’s there? Corrupt, kurakot. Corrupt, kurakot who? “Boom corrupt corrupt, boom corrupt corrupt, kurakot, kurakot, boom boom boom!”

19. Knock knock. Who’s there? Go, go Jason. Go, go Jason who? (To the tune of TLC’s Waterfalls) “Go, go Jason waterfalls…”

20. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishwashing. Dishwashing who? “God dishwashing us, God dishwashing us, God dishwashing us, from a distance…”

21. Knock knock. Who’s there? Danding Cojuangco. Danding Cojuangco who? (To the tune of Nandito Ako) “Danding Cojuangco, umiibig sa yo…”
22. Knock knock. Who’s there? Malaki, mabango, malago, mataba pa. Malaki, mabango, malago, mataba pa who? (To the tune of Rihanna’s Live Your Life) “Malaki…mabango…malago…mataba pa!”

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Video Collection 13 (Brod ,Bro, Bru!)

Sabado, walang ibang palabas sa TV kundi puro Imbestigasyon at kung anu-anong Xplosibong Expose...Nakakasawa na...buti nagkataon lang noon o aksidente na maabutan ko ang banana split sa channel 2 at napanood ang isang bahagi na ito na tinatawag nilang brod, bro bru. Ang mga aktor na gumaganap dito ay sina zanjoe Marudo, John Prats at Jayson Gainza. Si Zanjoe ang brod, siga ang dating, parang tambay sa kanto at laking kalye. Si John naman ang bro, ang cool at japorms na binata. At si jayson ang bru, ang bakla. pagsasalin ang tema ng bahaging ito. Si zanjoe, tagalog ang sasabihing kataga. isasalin naman ito sa inggles ni john, at sa salitang bakla ni jayson.

My Celebrity Crush 8 (Angel Locsin)

WHO: Angel Locsin
WHERE: Local TV Shows
WHEN: Since Mulawin
WHY:  I am crazy about Angel Locsin. In fact, FHM gave Angel Locsin the title as one of the “100 Sexiest Women in the World”! It even came to the point where she was ranked 2nd only next to the super hot american actress, Angelina Jolie. I can’t blame why people are head over heels for Angel. Just look at her true filipina beauty and Im sure you’ll fall for Angel Locsin as well. MY ULTIMATE CRUSH!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Morning Rush 58 (Maling Akala)

Sabi ng karamihan maraming namamatay sa maling akala. Bakit nga kaya? Siguro dahil sa pag-aakala na inakala ni ganito ni ganyan na ganun pala. Na minsan ang akala mong mali ay tama pala... At ang akala mong tama ay mali. Bakit ba nagkakabali-baliktad nang dahil sa AKALA? Isa lang ang nakikita kong sagot... Wala kasing malinaw na komunikasyon. Kaya naman ayun... nagtiwala sa akala. Na si AKALA naman ay likha lang ng sariling kaisipan na base sa mga nakikita sa kapaligiran. Kaya si AKALA nagiging sanhi ng kamatayan. Kamatayan na parang hindi ka na makabangon sa pagkakalubog mo sa kahihiyan.

01. Dati, ayokong i-dial ang phone number namin sa bahay kasi akala ko baka makausap ko ang sarili ko.
02. When I was in elementary, a classmate of mine told me that I had eyebags, so I said “Ha, asan? asan?”
03. As a kid, I thought that if I talked in English FLUENTLY w/o muttering a single Filipino word, my hair would go blonde.
04. Akala ng maraming tao, kapag paulit-ulit nilang pinress ang elevator button, bibilis ito. Studies show lalo lang bumabagal yung system.
05. Akala ko yung Bear Brand galing sa dede ng bear.
06. Akala ko noong unang panahon black and white ang mundo (kasi yung mga old movies black and white din).
07. When I was a kid, akala ko pag nireplay yung Ms. Universe sa gabi, iba ang nananalo kesa sa umaga. Kaya lagi ko pinapanood yung sa gabi, hoping Ms. Philippines might win.
08. Akala ko dati dalawang tao lang sila “Tito Vic” & “Joey”.
09. Akala ko dati champoy was made from Chinese boogers.
10. Akala ko “opisina” ang ibig sabihin nung salitang “kulasisi”, kasi laging sinasabi ng mommy ko sa daddy ko, “O, galing ka naman sa kulasisi mo!”
11. When I was a kid akala ko my mom was Coney Reyes in disguise; that every time she went to work, she was in reality shooting “Coney Reyes on Camera”.
12. Nung 1998, akala ko si Chico Garcia, yung asawa ni Jean Garcia.
13. Noong bata pa ako at inosente, akala ko totoong pinipitik ang itlog para maging itlog na pula kasi yun sabi ng uncle ko.
14. Akala ng kaibigan kong taga U.P., ang boobs ng girls, isa tubig isa gatas! Kaya daw nililipat ng mom yung baby from one boob to the other para milk then water!
15. When I was a kid akala ko that the U.S. is in the clouds, that’s why people have to ride airplanes to get there.
16. Akala ko gusto ko ng girls…yun pala mas gusto ko ang boys.
17. Nakulong yung taga-kabilang barangay kasi akala niya lubid lang ang napulot niya, yun pala may nakataling baka sa dulo!
18. “Ay hon, sorry! Madilim kasi, akala ko nakatihaya ka, nakadapa ka pala…”
19. Akala ko ang tawag sa taong taga-Holland, ay “Holes”, kasi diba pag taga-Poland, “Poles”?
20. Akala ko dati, women with firm butts were virgins.
21. Akala ko dati nabubuntis din ang bading…pero sa throat.