Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Anawangin Cove, Zambales 2010 (Crazy Engineers)




Tapos ng magic shots, kaming pinalaking matinong engineers naman, kami pa rin ang bida. 20 engineers at technicians ang kasama sa outing last June 13-15, at dahil masaya na yung iba sa beach at black sand ng Pundaquit, kami lang 7 ang nagpunta ng Anawangin. Nagrenta ng bangkang kakalawangin, 200 per ulo, may ice cream vendor pa kaming nakasakay.

"The Ice Cream Stick Models"



Nabanggit ko na yung experience ko about Anawangin Cove, ang expression at ang point of views tungkol sa ganda ng lugar. Kaya puro kagaguhan na lang ang babanggitin ko ngayon. Makikita nyo naman sa mga larawan. Ang saya at kalokohan namin sa apat na oras na nilagi namin sa Cove.

"Salawahang Pag-Ibig"


"Basa"


The Jump Shots




Nang mabato sa lawa at dagat ng Anawangin, nag-ala Dora Explorer kami, nilibot namin ang buong Anawangin na parang mga naligaw sa gubat. Halos 1 oras din ang tinagal namin sa paglilibot.

"F4 ng Anawangin"













"Apat na Tuko"



Ala-una, dumating na yung bangkang kakalawangin, time's up! Tapos na ang kalokohan, kailangan ng bumalik at mananghalian. Tip lang, magdala kayo ng maraming tubig at kutkutin sa pagpunta dahil daig pa ang 7-11 sa presyo ng bilihin, regular size ng mineral water pumapatak ng 30 pesos, suskupo! 1.5L softdrinks, 70pesos, wow naman!



Nakita ng ilang kasamahan ang mga kuha namin sa Anawangin Cove, nagsisi ang karamihan sa ganda ng lugar, inakala daw nilang ordinaryo lugar. Hahaha! Sorry uwian na weh, walang oras para puntahan nyo. At nabuo ang samahan namin, nagkaroon ng matinding bond ang grupo. Kaya sa susunod na outing ko, sila malamang ang makakasama ko.
Soon: Sagada o CamSur o Laoag o Potipot Island o Bohol o Palawan?

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Morning Rush 172 (Signs That Someone Is Or Has Potential To Be A Pornstar / Sexy Star)

The Top Ten Signs That Someone Is Or Has Potential To Be A Pornstar / Sexy Star
May 20, 2010 Episode (Garcia Lester)

First Batch
10. Young Indi - Kapag kumakain sya ng lollipop, 4 sabay sabay.
No Name - kapag kumain sya ng saging, walang nguyaan.
09. Mr.Perk - kapag picture taking at sinabi mong "Cheese" may tendency silang mag unbotton ng shirt.
08. Guey Cabluety - kapag naeexcite sya, sumisikip ang pantalon nya pero sa may tuhod part.
07. Inaki - If after every round, she shouts "Cut!"
06. OOnga Naman - If he goes to the cafeteria instead of ordering milk, he says "Milf"
05. Iya - If you order your bra in the US because you can't find your size here.
Iyay - Kapag naooffend ka everytime sinasabi ni Sanata na Ho Ho Ho.
04. Samu - If you have a tattoo there (boy) and it reads "Wendy" when you are not excited, and when you are excited it reads "Welcome to the World of Disney"
03. Sumi - Kung ang nickname mo ay SUMI in short for "Sumisipsip" or "Sumisisid"
02. Esnalar / Ruwelsky - Kapag matigas ang ulo at mahilig manghimasok.
01. Serenditipy - Kahit gradpic nakanganga ka.

Second Batch
10. Joeshred - If you can get "Excited" on cue even if you are not exactly in the mood.
09. RCDCT - Kapag ang babae isang hithit lang sa sigarilyo ubos na.
08. Anto - Kapag hindi nya kayang makipag-makelove ng walang camera.
07. Papa Jay - During lovemaking he/she constantly check the blocking.
06. Iyay - Kahit babay ng iba sayo gusto dumodo.
05. Sharkbait - kapag nagalit ang teacher ang sasabihin mo sa kanya, "I've been a bad boy, I need a good spankin'"
04. Maximo - Kapag ang palayaw mo bata ka pa lang "Haba-Taba"
03. ShyAnne - If she can juggle egg without breaking them while riding a mechanical bull.
02. Mojacko - if a guy can open a clam with his tongue.
01. Candy cane - If you tell her "F.U." and she says, "When & Where?"

Third Batch
10. PaulJeffrey - Kapag kahit flagpole sinasayawan nya.
09. West Ice Toshiba - Kahit napapadaan lang ang sasakyan sa humps, napapaungol sya.
08. Young Indy - Before you make love magma-make up muna sya, same thing kapag second round na.
07. Hugatsu - If you're good with vowels..Aaa eeee Iiiii Oooo Uuuu
06. Sharkbait - Lagat ng sagot mo may "Oh" sa umpisa... Ohhhh yes! Ohh kay! Ohhh Later! Ohhh right!
05. No Name - Kung komportable ka sa webcam.
04. Engr.Moks - Kapag mahilig kang magshower na nakabukas ang pinto.
03. Shintaro - Kapag natatakot sya, hindi lang buhok ang tumatayo.
02. Football Zombie - Kapag meron kang Dedemon.
01. Football Zombie - Kahit hindi wednesday she calls everyday her humpday.

Final Batch
10. Steven Soul - In a resume, if under sex you put "All The Time"
Oscar Dela Hopia - In a resume, you put "Anytime, Anywhere" under sex.
09. Sexatron - I actually saw my 6-year-old inaanak dancing in a pole wearing only panty.
08. Crush Zelot - She giggles inside the cinema whenever they flash "coming soon" on the screen.
07. Ruwelsky - If she doesn't care if you take the front or the back door.
06. Shintaro - laging nasa bulsa ang mga kamay nya at hindi coins ang inaalog nya.
05. Mao-Mao - If her cellphone vibrates tumitirik ang mga mata nya.
04. Sir Goms - if instead of wiping it with the napkin, she uses her tongue to wipe sauce on her cheeks or chin.
03. No Name - When she eats corn on the cob, she does this by putting the entire thing on her mouth, iniikot ikot nya muna, wait for a couple of seconds and when she pulls it out... voila all the cornels are gone.
02. No Name - Magaling sya magpoint and shoot.
01. Eroflux - If your favorite StarWars characters are the following, Luke Fywalker Darth Invade her, Obi Come On Bony and C3-P-Blow.

Monday, June 28, 2010

The Amazing Race 16 (Teams)

The 'Amazing Race 16' cast

The 11 Teams set to compete in the 16th edition of THE AMAZING RACE, premiering Sunday, Feb. 14. Season 16 features Teams from all walks of life, including couples, parents, siblings, friends, models, lawyers, detectives and even cowboys.


Caite Upton & Brent Horne

Relationship: Dating/Models

Brent Horne and Caite Upton of 'The Amazing Race'



Louis Stravato & Michael Naylor

Relationship: Detectives

Louis Stravato and Michael Naylor of 'The Amazing Race'



Steve Smith & Allie Smith

Relationship: Father/Daughter

Steve Smith and Allie Smith of 'The Amazing Race'


Jeff Schroeder & Jordan Lloyd

Relationship: Newly Dating

Jordan Lloyd and Jeff Schroeder of 'The Amazing Race'


Monique Pryor & Shawne Morgan

Relationship: Moms/Attorneys

Monique Pryor and Shawne Morgan of 'The Amazing Race'


Jet McCoy & Cord McCoy

Relationship: Brothers/Cowboys

Jet McCoy and Cord McCoy of 'The Amazing Race'


Adrian Davis & Dana Davis

Relationship: High School Sweethearts/Married

Dana Davis and Adrian Davis of 'The Amazing Race'



Jody Kelly & Shannon Foster

Relationship: Grandmother/Granddaughter

Jody Kelly and Shannon Foster of 'The Amazing Race'



Carol Rosenfeld & Brandy Snow

Relationship: Dating


Carol Rosenfeld and Brandy Snow of 'The Amazing Race'


Dan Pious & Jordan Pious

Relationship: Brothers

Dan Pious and Jordan Pious of 'The Amazing Race'



Joe Wang & Heidi Wang
Relationship: Married

Joe Wang and Heidi Wang of 'The Amazing Race'

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Morning Rush 171 (Things You'd Like To Say To Our Future Leader)


The Top Ten Things You'd Like To Say To Our Future Leader
May 07, 2010 Episode (Dance Empress)

First Batch
10. Tiki Soka / Anto - Ipakita na meron kayong isang salita, ipakita nyo ang lahat ng ipinangako nyo.
09. Guey Cabluey - Pumili ka, ang maging bayani o maging criminal at the end of your term, kaya umayos ka.
08. Rhia Flora - I-suspend nyo naman ang klase tuwing sobrang init, kasi ang init-init.
07. No Name - Linisin nyo ang kalat nyo at ang kalat ng mga natalo nyo.
06. No Name - Stay in town during your term and don't just hand-over the administration to the OIC.
05. Inaki - So anu? oras na ba para bawiin ang ginastos sa kampanya?
04. No Name - Congrats! Now get to work.
03. Mr.Perk - Para maiba naman, probe us wrong.
02. Jaymee Ryan - Pakibalak lang po ang mga jejemon sa paaralan.
Homer Singson - To Jejomar Binay: Totoo bang ipinalo kayo ng mga jejemon dahil sa pangalan nyo?
01. Your Highness - Mayor, sana hindi in-vain ang pagkamatay ng kamag-anak ko sa pakikipaglaban sa prinsipyo ninyo.

Second Batch
10. Mr.Perk / Maximo - We pay taxes, so let us see where it's going.
09. Mr.Perk - (To the future Governor of Cavite) Hindi lang Tagaytay, Bacoor, Dasma at Imus ang parte ng Cavite.
08. Joyjoy - You're being paid by our money, atleast on paper so don't forget that.
07. Prince Jerry - Kung sakaling manalo ka at paupo-upo ka lang pwede pakandong?
06. Maximo - (To Pacquiao) Manalo matalo, sana talunin mo pa rin si Mayweather.
05. VCandy Cane - Would you get your opponent who are good as part of your government?
04. Ian Gomez - You maybe our leader but don't forget we are your boss.
03. Targrad - Do your job please! Ayaw na namin ng anymore People Power in the future.
02. Acer - When I was much younger I used to want to become a senator, but what are my chances because the senate is now crowded by senator's kids, wives, relatives.
01. Paul Jeffrey - Now is the time to listen to the lessons history has taught us.

Third Batch
10. I Love Tere Aragon - May I remind you that public service is not a business where you invest and expect a return on your investment.
09. Cowing Alter Ego - Can you really live up to your family's legacy?
08. Kurt Smith - Ipagbawal ang public karaoke lalo na paggabi.
07. Oscar Dela Hopia - If the president and vice president who come from opposing party, please cooperate with each other for the sake of our country.
06. Super Gelly - Magpakatino na kayo please, maraming OFW na gusto ng umuwi kung maayos na sa Pilipinas.
05. Psychedelic Thing - We've done our part, now do yours.
04. Twisted Saint - Send your kid to a public school or bring a sick relative to a government hospital, so that you know what everyone else has to go to.
03. No Name - Bakit ba puro waitingshed ang proyekto nyo, parang bang isang sign na naghihinatay kami sa wala.
02. ?
01. No Name - Bakit kapag kampanya, you go out of your way to shake hand with us, pero kapag nanalo ka na hinahawi na kami ng mga escort mo sa kalye.

Final Batch (Set A)
10. I Look Like Jesus - Don't be a politician, be a public servant.
09. No Name - Sa mga naka-upo, subukan nyo namang tumayo.
08. Specialist - Will you be the catolist for change or just another one of the many can't wait to replace.
07. Blaire - Di dahil gawa ng pinalitan mong administrasyon dapat agad palitan, kapag tama ipagpatuloy, pag mali duon palitan.
06. Markus - I'm looking forward to feeling safe whenever I see police and to having faith to justices.
05. Abernathy - (To Mayamot, Antipolo) Mahiya naman tayo sa kapitbahay natin na Marikina para tayong 'Spot The Difference'
04. Maximo - Dapat paramihan ng proyekto hindi paramihan ng kabit.
03. Raindrops - Get cabinet members based on credibility not what they chip in on their captain.
02. Scary Cat - Sana kung anu ang sipag mo sa pangangampanya ay sya mo ring sipag pag nakaupo ka na.
01. Young Indy - Oh! 6 years lang ha!

Final Batch (Set B)
07. No Name - Hindi na baling kurakot wag lang maramot.
06. Vertigo - I-switch on ang kunsenya at hiya at i-switch off nyo ang kakapalan ng mukha.
05. Maximo - Sa mga artistang nanalo, iprioritize naman ninyo ang paglilingkod sa bayan at huwag idahilan ang shooting o gig kung bakit wala kayo sa opisina.
04. Tatorakura - talagang hindi ka magnanakaw kasi wala ng natira.
03. Blitzkrieg - So you think you can dance? sayawin mo ng lahat wag lang ang cha-cha.
02. Jazz Pangit - Lagi na lang kyong 'I will do my best!' sometimes your best is not good enough
ang kailangan nyong gawin ang tama.
01. Mr. Peds - Hindi ka dapat para sa mahirap at hindi ka rin dapat para sa mayaman, dapat para ka sa Pilipinas.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Kwentong Mokong ni Arvin


EPISODE 01: LOOKING FOR YOU
First time ni John ang mag-work as a seaman sa isang oceangoing vessel. Dahil mga puti ang makakasama niya( karamihan ay mga europian) inisip niyang magagaling siguro ang mga iyon pagdating sa salitang english..

Pagdating niya sa barko ay naaliw siya kakaibang tanawin kaya hindi niya namalayang hinahanap na pala siya ng kanyang Chief Engineer.
Crew 1: Oy John lagot ka kanina ka pa hinahanap ni chief engineer.
John: Sige pupunta ako sa opis niya.
Pagdating niya sa opis nadatnan niyang may kausap ang chief engineer na isa ring europian.
Chief Engineer: Where are you? so long looking for you but no more you!
John:( hindi naintindihan ang sinabi sa kanya ) What chief?
Chief Engineer: Ah Filipino poor english.... You! (sabay turo sa kausap niyang Spanyol) Explain him what i mean because your English is harder than me.
Arvin: (Proud na proud na humarap kay Arvin upang ipaliwanag ang ibig sabihin ng kanilang Chief.) He maining that you disappear and not appear in front of his face. Intiendi!!!


EPISODE TWO: MAS MAGANDA MAKINIG SA BALITA
Tatay: Arvin, hali ka rito.
Arvin: Bakit po itay? May pagkain ba?
Tatay: Punta ka sa bayan para bumili ng radyo at nang hindi na tayo nakikipakinig ng drama sa kapitbahay.
Arvin: Saan kayo kumuha ng pera itay. Napulot niyo o ninakaw
Tatay: Napanalunan ko sa pusoy dos.

Humayo si Arvin para bumili ng radyo at sa kanyang paglalakad ay may nakita silang pasugalan.
Arvin: Dito siguro nanalo si itay, makapag pusoy dos din kaya baka manalo pa at madagdagan ang pera.

Sa madaling sabi natalo si Arvin at wala ng perang pambili ng radyo.
Arvin: Patay ako nito wala ng pera natalo sa sugal. Pero madali lang iyan nakawin ko kaya ang radyo sa bayan, kaysa naman umuwi akong walang dalang radyo di ba..

At ginawa nga nag binabalak at ninakaw nga nya ang radyong dala nya at ng makarating sya sa kanilang bahay...
Tatay: Ang tagal mo naman,tapos na ang drama.
Arvin: Di sa balita na lang natin ilagay..
Tatay: Sa ano na lang.... sa kantahan
Arvin: Alam niyo mas maganda sa balita para malaman natin ang kasalukuyang pangyayari. Mas maganda nga sa balita itay.
Tatay: Sige sa balita na lang mapilit kayo eh..

Pagbukas ng radyo...
Radio Announcer: ...magandang gabi po... Si Arvin U. Dela Pena ay nakitang nagnakaw ng radyo sa bayan nito lang nakaraang 2 oras...kasalukuyang po syang pinaghahanap ng mga pulis...
EPISODE 03: AKO MUNA
Si Arvin at si Alvin (kambal) ay nagpunta sa isang kumbento para magnakaw ng mamahaling santo. Bubuhatin na sana nila ang istatwa ni San Jose ng biglang dumating ang madreng si Maria.
Arvin: Naku may madre. hinto ka at magtago baka makita tayo.
Alvin: Ako ang bahala sa madre tatakutin ko para umalis.
Arvin: May tiwala ako sa iyo Juan alam ko magaling ka sa ganyan.
Alvin: (Pinalaki ang boses na akala mo ay isang higanting tao) Madreeeeh luuuumapiiiiit ka ditooooh.
Madre: (Natakot ng marinig ang malaking boses at ang akala niya ang istatwa ni San Jose ang nagsalita at sabay nanginginig na nagsalita) Batit poh!!!
Alvin: ( Malaking boses uli) Aliiiiisin mo dammmmmmit mooooooh.
Madre: Ayoto, galit Diyot.
Juan: Hinnnnndi gaaaaaalit Diyos.. ako itooooooo Diyos.
Madre: ( Inalis ang damit, panty at bra na lang naiwan) Ito alit ko na akin damit.Juan: Kasaaaaaamahhhh pannnnnty at braaaaaah!!
Madre: Ayuto, galit Diyot.
Alvin: Hinnnnnndi gaaaaalit, akooooooh tooooh, ang Diyos.
Madre: ( Inalis ang panty at bra at asus maryosip ang ganda ng katawan ng madre naatat tuloy si Pedro)Iyana, alit ko na lahat akin sapyot.
Alvin: Siigggee Tumiihaayaa kaah!
Arvin: (Nagpalaki rin ng boses) Alvinnn akoooh muunaa
Madre: (Nakahalata at sabay takbong nagsisisgaw ng) Saklolo, saklolo... mga rapest napasok ang kumbento.
Ayan sa kalibugan nabuking tuloy.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Morning Rush 170 (Funny Email Or Website Addresses)


The Top Ten Funny Email Or Website Addresses
May 14, 2010 Episode (Colostrum Boy)

First Batch
10. Raymond - www.WeLoveTheIraqiInformationMinister.com
09. Ashlavar - www.dotdot.com
08.Dennis Pinch - naoemi_emlian@yahoo.com
07. Darcy - www.penisland.com (Pen Island Website)
06. Homer Singson - www.HindiUmobraAngSipagAtTiyaga.com
05. Joeshred/CandyCane/MJDT - www.therapistfinder.com (Therapist Finder)
04. Young Indy - www.IWannaDanceWithSomebodyAtADisco.com
03. Dennis Pinch - www.AnuAngHugisNgTitikO.com
02. Dave/Oscar Dela Hopia/ Joeshred - www.ExpertsExchange.com
01. Mr.Perk - www.ILoveCox.com

Second Batch
10. Oscar Dela Hopia - www.GoTahoe.com
09. Darcy - www.LalakiSaPilingNgKapwaLalaki.com
08. Dennis Pinch /Corky Mommy - www.Budget.co.ck" (Budget Car Rental in Cook Island)
07. Oscar Dela Hopia /Joeshred - www.PowerGenItalia.com
06. Cherry The Great - www.MoleStationNursery.com
05. Oscar Dela Hopia - www.ViaGrapix.com
04. Paui - Ito_Susumo@yahoo.com
03. Joeshred - www.WhoRepresents.com
02. Cherry The Great - www.CummingFirst.com
01. Curky Mommy - www.Lesbocages.com

Third Batch
10. Payesha - www.PhotoToys.com
09. Football Zombie - kellyKLee@ucla.com (Kelly K. Lee Email)
08. No Name - www.CatsThatLookLikeHitler.com
Rench - www.LesbiansWhoLookLikeJustinBieber.com
07. Maximo - www.KabayongBun.com
06. Dong & Lye - www.ThePenIsKing.com
05. Julia Cuerpo - www.MyPenIsSquirting.com
04. Joeshred - www.IPAnywhere.com
03.Chill - satan@yahoo.com (S.A. Tan email)
02. Joeshred - www.MakatiTikoy.com
01. Elepanteng Ube - www.GripTite.com

Final Batch
10. Maximo - www.Kikin.com
09. Tantantinin - www.PackAndShot.com
08. Joeshred / Football Zombie - www.PenIsGoRedWomen.com
07. Jedi Master - www.BulbulEmporium.com
06. Football Zombie - www.PotsOfArt.com
05. Gwen - GoForthAnd.multiply.com

04. Call Center Nurse - www.KidsExchange.com
03. Ako Si Cath - www.SpeedOfArt.com
02. Jedi Master - www.CafePanis.com
01. No Name - www.BullBalls.com (NBA Team Website)



Thursday, June 24, 2010

Angel's Hills, Tagaytay



Collection of Nightshot/ Long Exposure Photos. Last MAy 28-29, our company send us to Tagaytay City for a great seminar. Kami yung pang-anim na batch sa company namin. Swerte namin dahil Tagaytay ang destination, Angel's Hills Retreat House. The seminar is about the 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, The Pathway to Interdependence. A great seminar, pwedeng i-aaply kahit saan. Dami kong natutunan, isang linggo akong may halo sa ulo (Isang linggo lang? hehe)

We stayed there for 2 days, after the first 3 habits on day 1, lahat nagpunta na sa kanya-kanyang rooms. Two rooms lang namin, for boys at for girls. During our resting period, kaunting inuman pampaantok. Ako, matapos ang ilang shots ng redwine (bawal ang beer at hard drinks, retreat house weh) nag-practice ng long exposure photography, naglibot sa area at heto, share ko yung not-so-great but best photoshots ko. Thanks to my tripod at IR remote. Each photos exposed for 10-20 seconds.



















Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Morning Rush 169 (Advices For Newlyweds)

The Top Ten Advices For Newlyweds
May 18, 2010 Episode (Steven Soul)

First Batch
10. Spy Shadow - For a happy sexlife, no tv on bedroom.
09. Eugene - Kapag isinubo huwag ng iluluwa.
08. Mr. Perk - To the wife, kapag may baby na kayo huwag kakalimutan ang asawa kasi baka magselos sa baby.
07. No Name - Married life should always have a third party, God.
06. Brainiac - Learn from other couple's mistakes.
05. Mommy Cresia - If you got married because you got pregnant, don't blame the baby.
04. No Name - Put trust before love.
03. Gab - Hayaan si misis sa ibabaw, kaya magpakumbaba.
02. RC & Cess - Listen to your parent's advice, but never let them decide for you.
01. Alejandro - Men always have the last say and usually 'Yes dear!'

Second Batch
10. No Name - Have a weekly date.
09. Syndey White - Don't forget to compliment each other, way after you're married.
08. Super Gelly - Your priority now is your spouse, your family is the second.
07. Hanna Banana - I heard from elder, If you want to have a baby agad don't do it everyday.
06. Lonely Boy - Sa mga mister, huwag aagawan si baby ng gatas.
05. Mr.Perk - Don't make decision without your partner specially when it affects you both.
04. Candy Cane - The two secrets to a happy marriage, sense of humor and to short memory.
Pipit - Have a healthy sense of humor, yun ang nagpapagaan sa relationship.
03. Oscar Dela Hopia - Just because you're married no need to abandon everything that existed before the wedding.
02. Blitskrieg - kay misis, practice your grip (sa ballpen) lalo na kung mahaba ang sa mister mo (Ang apelyido)
01. RC & Cess -Be careful what you tell your friend, hindi lahat dapat kinikwento.

Third Batch
10. Joel - Farting in the vicinity of your spouse is not covered by the terms of marriage.
09. Madhater - If possible don't live with either pair of parents.
08. Kid Bukid / Jedi Master - Pag-awayan na ang lahat wag lang ang pera.
07. Spy Shadow - Marriage has no definition, marriage is what couples make it.
06. Eris - fights are normal, what's important is at the end of the day you're both at the bed , naked and exhausted.
05. Bibbo Kid - Magsuksok kung gustong may maidudukot.
04. Jedi MAster - If you're a monthsary-type of couple, don't stop counting even after the marriage.
03. Hanna Banana - Plan for the marriage not for the wedding.
02. Abernathy - Just because you don't fight doesn't mean you're happy.
01. No Name - Even if you hate your in-laws, always treat them with respect.

Final Batch (Set A)
10. Iya's Star - If you're punishing him to sleep on the couch, give him pillows and blanket.
09. Jason Of Honnolulu - When buying a house, choose a place that's too far from your in-laws' division.
08. Loi Pogi - Never tell your wife, "Hon, I bought you a cookbook!"
07. Football Zombie - Don't give your future kids a lon, ugly, hard-to-pronounce names.
06. Doraemon - You now have two pairs of parents, learn to deal with both.
05. Arvincent - Wag matutulog ng galit, bigyan agad ng bulaklak, himasin ang pusa nya na favorite pet nya, at kainin ang tilapya na niluto nya para sa 'yo.
04. Homer Singson - Kapag honeymoon, okay lang na maging matigas ang ulo.
03. KMJ - On a major fight, don't tell your parents, that's what ninongs and ninangs are for, kasi minsan okay na kayo pero galit pa rin ang mga parents.
02. No Name - Save money para may pangbayad sa annulment.
01. Maomao - Don't be smug, don't tell singles how married life is much much much much better than the single life.

Final Batch (Set B)
06. D-Light - When fighting, think before you speak, editing is much easier than apologizing.
05. Ruwelsky - Sa unang beses sa pagpasok sa backdoor, magpaalam kay misis, wag yung basta-basta ka na lang papasok na para kang akyat-bahay.
04. Engr.Moks - Never seek marital counsel from people who dislike your spouse.
03. Ms.Piggy - Never assume that your partner will never cheat.
02. Ms.Lollipop - You should have stayed single.
01. Rocker - (Kevin Bacon) Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.


Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Anawangin Cove, Zambales 2010 (Photo Magic)


Photo Magic ang isa sa kinagigiliwan ko, salamat sa photoshop. Levitation at Multiplicity effect. 
"LEVITATION"







"MULTIPLICITY"