Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Morning Rush 216 (Signs You’re Immature)


THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE IMMATURE
May 13, 2009 Episode (by Astroboy)
 
FIRST BATCH
11. TJ – If you’re never wrong
10. Mr.Perk – My brother when he gets mad at us, he will threaten to delete our files on his PC and will not talk to us for days.
09. Hell Girl – ‘Pag ang nakikita mong solusyon sa away ay magsumbong sa nanay at tatay mo
08. Real Earl Online – If you argue with a nonsense person who like to talk about nonsense but you feel like “I’m not going to talk to you.”
07. Pee – When you make it a point to get mad when people at the office don’t greet you when you arrive or they don’t like fist bump. Take note, this person is 50+ and the people he gets peeve about are only in their 20’s.
06. Mr.Perk – Bosses who power trip and make their staff feel they have the last say.
05. No Name – When you rather pick a fight with your partner just to go for a night out with your friends.
04. Genie 9 – first time my son throw out a heavy toy at me, it really hurt and I started to cry really loud, and I told him, “Hindi na tayo bati!” he hug me and said to me, “Wag mommy! Sorry na mommy!”
03. Mr.Perk – Kung nabadtrip ka dahil nag send ka ng entry tapos iniba nila yung topic sa top ten.
02. Federico – I have a neighbor, sa condo, kaunting kibot tawag agad sa guard na parang lagging bigdeal, I call him the neighbor who cried “GUARD!!!”
01. Smoke – True Story: I was 22 when I throw a tantrum when we went to Hongkong. Ask me why, because we didn’t go to Ocean Park instead we went to Shenjen China, I cried at the back of the bus, I didn’t talk to my in-laws the whole day, I already have 2 kids at the time.


SECOND BATCH
10. The Trifler – If you keep sucking your thumb.
09. Mr. Miser – If constantly make a huge effort to get all the things that your friends have.
08. Whoa Banana – After all these years deep in your hearts you believe isa ka talagang Disney Princess.
07. Gooey Cabuey – True Story: I have this girl friend that was step on while riding a congested MRT train, the girl didn’t apologize to my girlfriend probably didn’t see it, didn’t know she stepped on this girl’s foot. Me and my friend, we talliated by spitting on her hair.
06. Momsicle – I have 3-year-old daughter, one time bumili ako ng super favorite kong cake, my daughter asked if she can have a piece of the cake, dahil nagki-crave ako hindi ko siya binigyan.
05. No Name – a seatmate in a jeep who was actually kicked by a kid in front of her, the kid didn’t mean it, the girl started ranting on the kid, the kid’s mom attempting to depend the boy, my seatmate who was wearing all white went to the mom and said, “hindi ikaw ang inaaway ko! Anak mo!”
04. Dru – some people are so immature, patampo-tampo pag hindi napipili ang entries, topic suggestions, greets, request, it’s not a big deal, it’s not ‘no?
03. EB – pag nagwowork ka na pero nagbe-baby talk ka pa hanggang sa pag complain sa boss mo about your salary increase.
02. RC & Cess – my uncle ordered PS3 be kept inside the cabinet until he says everyone can play with it, the reason, kasi natalo siya ng anak nya at nagpa-practice pa sya hanggang ready na sya.
01. Sasha Purse – when you fight with someone and then you threatening them by saying, “I will delete you in all my social networking accounts on my phone!”


THIRD BATCH
10. Status Sue – when you just stop talking to your bestfriend without even saying why, pero sabay pa rin kayo sa carpool everyday.
09. Topaz – I think immature pa rin ako kahit golden age na ako, I still feel tampo pag wala akong pasalubong like hopia o peanuts from my husband or eldest daughters everytime galing sila sa mall o out-of-town.
08. Ivan – One time may umaway sa little brother ko na kasing age nya na 8-year-old, so my young brother told me, ayun sinipa ko yung kaaway nya, binawian ako kasi nagsumbong siya sa tatay nya.
07. No Name – One time may hinahanap ang officemate ko na nawawalang document, e ako ang pinagbintangan, I told her wala sa akin. Then, what she did was nagdabog ng nagdamog ang bruha, lahat ng drawer ‘pag sinara nya padabog din, noong kinausap siya ng manager namin she throw a tantrum and cried in front of the manager as if I lost the document.
06. Cass – a guy got his girlfriend pregnant 6 years ago and didn’t marry her, so they haven’t seen each other since but they found themselves lining up the same fast food restaurant. So what did the guy do? He put on his sunglasses.
05. Dutches – when your husband and you are fighting and he tells you he regrets marrying you.
Dru – If you get really depress pag naiisip mong magbi-break na sila Barbie at Ken.
04. Gooey Cabluey – it’s when you’re being scolded by your boss, what you do is you cover your ears and go, “Blah Blah Blah!”
03. Buknoy – when in the middle of a heated debate, you’re on the losing side and you can’t find the right argument to win, you just go, “MGA PANGIT!”
02. Marcial – when everytime you fight with your husband or your boyfriend, your solution is to break-up.
01. Money Honey Tree – I was in Star City and my relatives wanted to go to the Horror House but I don’t want to go so they force me, I said, “Anu?! Gusto nyo magwala ako para lang maintindihan nyo na ayoko?” Since I own the car that we used, so I walked out and ate something while my relatives went to the horror house, they didn’t know if they have a car to ride in when they came out coz they didn’t know that I wasn’t there anymore.


FINAL BATCH
11. Buknoy – if you find Disney Channel more entertaining than ESPN or Discovery Channel and you’re into your 30’s.
10. Penguina - when you just check out your boyfriend’s girl friend’s multiply pages just because that girl talk to your boyfriend.
09. Naughty Boy – If you bad mouth your officemate just because he didn’t like to use your work station to illegally downloaded movies and music.
08. Bibliophilicredge – I migrated to New York when I was 16, a year later I got so homesick that I want to spent a couple of months in the Philippines, so what did I do? I did not talk to my parents until they bought me a ticket.
07. Pumba – my mom and my ninang have been very competitive with each other and they are very vocal about being the best of friends. One time my mom was wearing her new pair of shoes, Ninang had a comment and she said, “You know mare, may mas maganda dyan nabili ko sa Nine West.” My mom responded, “Ah talaga good for you, kasi ako hindi ako bumibili using my card, I paid cash!”
06. Oscar Dela Hopia – this treat I always give to my kuya and my ate, “Sige! Babaguhin ang password ng PC!” coz I hold the admin account.
05. Momom – my 3-year-old daughter came to me and asked, “Ma, tapos ka na ba?” coz I was playing Super Mario, nilakihan ko sya ng mata at sinabing, “Anak, hindi ito pwede sa’yo!” she cried, she was borrowing my gameboy for pete’s sake and I was playing my favorite game Super Mario.
04. Ana – My mom says that I was the most immature 22-year-old brat, when we argue I don’t talk to her for days, and then I get a text, “Di mo pa ba ako bati?”
03. No Name – my girlfriend and his neurotic ex-girlfriend wanted to get me stop seeing my friends so she told me to find my happiness in her and her alone.
02. Mo Name – My parents have been separated for a long time now, our father is immature, he just implemented this cruel, he would only replied to my sibling’s email or text after the exact number of days they reply to his messages, for example, If my sister took 10 days to reply to his email that is how long he will take to reply as well, no matter how urgent the matter is.
01. Camilla Rosa – I’m 23 and my brother is already 21, when we fight over something babawiin ko sa kanya ang hiniram nyang camera at kukunin naman nya yung charger ng phone na hiniram ko. And then we tell each other, “Hindi na tayo manghihiraman ever!” Funny because magrereconcile kami ulit tapos balik borrowing mode.


Tuesday, September 28, 2010

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Venus Rah
Kahit na 4th runner up, naging proud tayong mga pinoy sa kanya, matagal tagal na din kasi ng mapabilang ang pinay sa top 5. At dahil sa kanya nauso ang napakasakit na sa tengang "Major Major" baka maging word of the year pa ito dinaig ang Jejemon sa pagkanominado ngayong taon.



Charice on Glee
Hindi ako fan ni Charice, masaya at proud lang ako sa mga nagawa nya para sa ating mga Pinoy. Proud ako at kilalaang Pinoy sa husay nya. Lalong humanga ako at naging season guest sa sa Glee. Hindi ako manonood ng Glee, I'm not a fan of that show, sa news ko na lang papanoroorin yung mga gagawin nya sa show.



Denver "The Excitement" Cuello
Ang kauna-unahang pinoy boxer na nagpa-TKO sa dating IBF minimumweight champ Muhammad Rachman ng Indonesia nang napatumba nya ang kalaban sa ika-9 na round ng laban nito lang nakaraang sabado sa Iligan City.



Margaret Marie Necio Ortega
Kasagsagan at kainitan nuon ng Hong Thai Bus Hostage crisis, sirang sira ang mga Pinoy sa buong mundo lalo na sa Hongkong at China. Pero isang pinay, isang 16-year-old Filipina ang nanalo ng first place sa Hong Kong’s Star Factor, HK equivalent of American Idol.

An Article from The Philippine Star:
Margaret Marie Necio Ortega, a Year 13 student at the South Island School in HK, sang “Terrified” by Kara DioGuardi and topped the English section, 15-21 age category.

The competition featured 2,400 contestants of different nationalities, including French, Indian, Chinese, American, British, Irish, Sri Lankan, Portuguese, Taiwanese and Filipino.

As winner, Ortega won HKD 3,000 cash, a recording session at Mad Max and a trophy. She will also get to sing in different charity events and hopes this will be a chance for her to help heal wounds caused by the Manila hostage-taking event.

Ortega is no stranger to charities, being active in several charity works in HK. Amazingly, this teen’s social networking skills also enabled her to get donations from friends for typhoon Pepeng and Onday victims last year, which amounted to P1 million.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Morning Rush 215 (Signs That Your Helper is Gay)


THE TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR HELPER IS GAY
April 30, 2009 Episode
Inday the yaya, Dudong the boy, Jograd the Driver, Badong the Guard, Bogart the gardener


FIRST BATCH
10. The Jerk – True story, I found out that our driver was gay when I caught him singing and dancing to the song “I Am What I Am” while wearing our cook’s red volleyball shorts.
09. Jedi Master – If Dudong TELLS YOU, “Koyahhhh! Wala na akong panty!”
Techi Kanotchi – If your yaya goes, “Ateeeh... wala na akong Fanty!”
08. RC & Cess – If somebody cuts James on the road and he gets really really angry and he gets so pissed off, he runs faster, cuts the car and then rolls down the window and then goes, “GAGI!”
07. Ishi – We found out that our driver who looks pretty straight and very macho is gay, because one time he wasn’t sure if it was time to prep the car if the mom was about to leave, not so really sure and he slip, “Mamammamam, iche-chever ko na ba yung car?”
06. Mr. Perk / RC & Cess – If Jograd would say, “Sir, bakit ganun? ‘Pag kayo ang pinagmamaneho ko ayoko nang automatic, gusto ko ng di-kambyo!”
05. Abernathy – If you tease Dudong to your Yaya, he raises one eyebrow and said, “Huuwhatever!”
04. Hell Girl – If let say kuya enters the bathroom without realizing that Dudong was inside, Dudong screams, “Haahhhh!” and then when realize it was just kuya he goes, “Sensya na virgin lang!”
03. Mr. Perk – If you were interviewing potential Dudong for the house and you go, “May asawa na?” and Dudong answered, “Dalaga pa po!”
Mr. Perk – If Yaya’s status on FB is, “I kissed a girl and I love it!”
Mr. Perk – If you find on Dudong’s Friendster, “It’s Complicated”
02. SC – A conversation between Badong and Dudong. Badong: “Hay naku Dudong, gusto ko na talaga umuwi kasi gusting-gusto ko nang hubarin ang panty ng misis ko!” Dudong: “Bakit Badong? Hot na hot ka na ba?” Badong: “Hindi, ang sikip eh!”
01. Buknoy – If you’re watching NBA and Robinson makes a slam dunk and then you go, “Astiggg!” and then your brother goes, “Panalo!” and then Dudong goes, “That’s hot!”


SECOND BATCH
10. Blair – If you see Bogart, your gardener, on his knees sort of like whispering to the flowers and when you try to listen to him you hear and go, “O mga sis, gusto nyo ba ng mamam?”
09. Jedi Master – If your kuya asks Dudong, “Alam mo Dudong napapansin ko wala kang nagiging girlfriend, wala ka bang napupusuan?” and then Dudong goes, “Meron po, manhid lang kayo!”
08. Loi Pogi – If your ate told Dudong to get her red scarf upstairs, “Dudong, kunin mo nga yung red scarf ko sa kwarto!” and Dudong will go, “Mam, mas bagay yung green shawl to compliment sa emerald eye shadow and the liquid leggings.”
07. Glensky – If you go to the mall and then you try to go inside without going thru the bag inspection, you’ll see Badong waves his index finger in the air saying, “Oh no you didn’t!”
06. Ang Manunusok – A shirtless construction guy passes by the house, so yaya goes, “Hoy! Mag t-shirt ka nga! Nakakadiri!” and then Dudong goes, “Bat ka ba nangingi-alam sa buhay ng may buhay?”
05. Mojacko – If you see Dudong with this guy who’s always in your house, and if you asked him, “Sino ba yan?” then Dudong goes, “Cousin ko po! cousin-tahan.”
04. Feb Kinse – If Dudong goes, “Ate, masama ang pakiramdam ko.” “O bakit Dudong? Anu’ng nangyari sa’yo?’ “Lagi po akong nagsusuka.” “O anu gusto mo dalhin na kita sa ospital?” ”Sige po, feeling ko po buntis ako.”
03. No Name – If Jograd look at you gives you a little half-a-wink and then goes, “Sir, paano nyo po gustong ipasok? Paharap o patalikod?”
02. Sasha Purse – Kapag si yaya hinarana si ate at kumanta ng, “su wir uki wil find… maybe I’m hirt to stop yur cryen…”
01. Smoke – We had a driver and since he came into our household, my lawyer husband would sleep in his room whenever he’s mad at me. And I don’t know the reason why my husband suddenly filed for annulment. Now, they’re living together.


THIRD BATCH
10. Loi Pogi – Dudong: “Mm, may paracetamol ka ba?” Mam: “O bakit masakit ang ulo mo?” Dudong: “hindi mam, dysmenoreah”
09. Shark bait – Kuya: “Aba bakit ngayon ka lang? Kanina pa ako naghihintay ditto ah!” Jograd: “Sensya na sir, kalohkah yung trapik!”
08. Acer – Dudong Tubero: “Sir, nandito po ako para sipsipin ang bara ng tubo nyo!”
07. Shark bait – If you catch your Dudong looking himself infront of the mirror, swinging from left to right and then humming, “Bagay ba sa’kin ang kulot!”
06. No Name – “I hate it how you are like a coffee, turning into addiction, how it burns and make your heart beat fast. Especially, how it makes you crave for its rich and sweet promises of grain, milk and sugar. Moments later, it puts you into a melancholic mode of coldness, before you realize you have consumed it and it has consumed you empty, hallow, bitter. And then again you crave for another cup just like love.” Si Yaya nagpo-propose kay ate sa Starbucks.
05. Oscar Dela Hopia – If you are on a car with your brother and Jograd, you see Anne Curtis’ Billboard, the one where she’s wearing a bathing suit, you go, “Wow! Sexy!” then your brother goes, “Grabeh! Sarap!” and then Jograd goes, “Winner ang lola!”
04. Loi Pogi – Kuya: “Jograd, trapik pala ditto sa dinaanan natin eh!” Jograd: “Sir, keri lang!”
03. Pretty Jamel – We have a myna in the house, and the myna bird’s cage is in Dudong’s room. One time we brought the cage out and the myna bird started talking and went, “Federico… Federico… I love you… I love you…” Federico is my uncle.
02. Greg – Kuya: “kanina pa ako naghihintay ah, bakit ngayon ka lang?” Jograd: “Dumating sa puso nyo?”
01. Don Robert – During breakfast, kuya comes down and said, “Dudong gusto ko ng itlog!” and then Dudong goes,”Koyaaah ako rin!”


FINAL BATCH
10. Cresha – Kuya: “Jograd, bakit ditto tayo dumaan sa Guadalufe eh ang traffic traffic dito?” Jograd: “Mam, nandito yung billboard ni dingdong eh!”
09. JoeShred – Kuya: “O kamusta na Dudong?” Dudong: “eto mapula pa rin ang hasang!”
08. Loi Pogi – The kuya interviewing the potential gardener, “So, sigurado ka bang pwede kang maghardinero?” then Bogart would say, “ Opo, nag-take pop ako ng Ikibana course.”
07. Sasha Purse – Kuya: “Dudong! Dudong, nasaan ka ba?” Dudong: “Nandyan po koya, nasa puso nyo!”
06. Adam Lambanog – Kuya: “Sabihin mo Superman, Batman, Aquaman, Darna!” Dudong: “Superman, Batman, Aquaman, DARNAH!”
05. Kiogs – If kuya is about to park in the garage and Dudong is assisting him, so while the car is baking up, Dudong goes, “Sigeh pah Koyah! Konteh pa koya, a little more alittle more, yah right there koyah!”
04. Loi Pogi – If Kuya couldn’t find Dudong anywhere, “Dudong! Dudong! Nasaan ka ba? Kanina ka pa namin hinahanap!” and from a far you will hear Dudong say, “Sandali lang Koya, malapit na matapos ang Prokect Runaway!”
03. Abernathy – Badong: “grabe ang lakas ng ulan, gusto ko magchamporado!” Dudong: “O talaga? Ako gusto ko magpakwan!”
02. Ayen 17 – After a long trip abroad, Kuya comes home and asks Dudong how he is, “O Dudong kamusta naman ang lahat?” Dudong goes, “Eto mahal pa rin kayo!”
01. Aldus Kim – Kuya: “Jograd! Ikaliwa mo dyan!” Jograd: “To the left! To the Left!”




Saturday, September 25, 2010

Morning Rush 214 (Signs That You Are Poseur)


THE TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU ARE A POSEUR
March 09, 2009 Episode (by Purple Rose)

FIRST BATCH
10. Edwin – if you speak Prada pero yung purse mo galing tiangge.
09. Tipsy – we have an officemate who would faint a lot, literally faint, and we don’t know what’s wrong with her pero laging bago ang ipod at cellphone nya, we found out that she skip meals just to be able to buy all this gadgets.
08. No Name – I hate those poseur musicians na laging yung mga drumsticks nila sticking out of their back pocket, but you never hear them play, you never seen them perform.
07. Buknoy – Back in college while at the lightning rally in Mendiola and leading the pack, we were shouting, “Scholar ng Bayan, Ngayo’y Lumalaban!” and “Edukasyon! Edukasyon! Karapatan ng Mamamayan!,” I notice one classmate of mine wearing a Lacoste Shirt, Double-chained gold necklace and an Omega watch shouting with a certain accent, “Education! Education! Karapatan ng Mamamayen!”
06. Specialist – at the Eheads’ concert, ang dami-daming poseur. I was beside someone sigaw ng sigaw ng lyrics mali-mali naman. Ang sarap batukan.
05. RC & Cess – While we were watching the Ehead’s concert you just know who the poseurs are, sila yung puro headbang pero hindi naman makasing-along.
04. Specialist – If they claim they’ve been to all this countries, but they cannot seem to name any of the sites.
03. UP Steak – If you are so into brand name but somehow your GQ means “Galing Quiapo” and your YSL means “Yari Sa Laguna”.
02. Chop Park – When I was in UP Manila, the one who recruited me to join the sorority is the very one who fought against brain drain were the first one who migrated.
01. Di Makutkutch – I have this friend who always says that she never eats vegetables and that she only eat meats, not for anything but because she thinks saying that she only eat meat means she’s rich. Pero tuwing ngingiti may malunggay sya sa ngipin.

SECOND BATCH
10. Lyra – Days before a concert you buy all of their albums and memorize the lyrics.
09. Unicks – One time I grew my hair really long, I would wear shirt with black jeans, I had earrings, tattoos, tapos one time a friend asked me as I was wearing an iPod, “Anu yang pinapakinggan mo?” ang sagot ko, “Eminem!”
08. Glensky – Pag may nabasa kang hindi mo naiintindihan ang sagot mo dapat “It’s Post Modern.”
07. Smiles A Lot – One time I had a date who tried to impress me by ordering wine, I was impressed because it was the first guy who ordered wine I ever went out with. After a couple of minutes, he angrily asked the waitress, “Miss! Nasa’n yung ice?”
06. Gate – We once heard somebody telling her friends, “Guys promise EMO ako!”
05. Sticks – My classmate went to school araw-araw iba ang kotse, and we were so impressed until we found out later on may talyer pala ang daddy nya.
04. Ruelsky – If you have the latest top of the line DSLR, pero pag check mo naka full auto-mode naman.
03. Riyel – I know people who took off a couple of units in an expensive university, just so that they can say that they graduated from that university instead of the one that they really graduated from.
02. Boyong – One time we saw this aktibista shouting, “Ibagsak ang Imperyalistang Americano!” so we asked him, “Sino po ang paborito mong basketball player?” sagot nya, “Syempre si Kobe Bryant”
01. SC – One time a friend said, “O anu kita-kita na lang tayo ha, let’s just meet sa greenbelt okay?” so we asked him, “Paano papuntang greenbelt?” so she just had this disgusted look at his face and said, “Anu? Greenbelt lang hindi nyo pa alam, Greenbelt… e di katabi ng Greenhills!”

THIRD BATCH
10. Your Evon – Two pa-sossy girls talking to each other, the one said, “O my god! I watch Troy na! He died!” and the other one said, “Bat mo kinuwento! I watch it pa!”
09. Chino – My evil sister would wear my class-ring para kunyari may boyfriend siyang Lasalista.”
Kasidi – I bought Adidas ADLU and DLSU jacket, pag nasa Taft area ako I wear the DLSU jacket at pag nasa katipunan ako I wear the ADMU jacket.
08. Buknoy – We had an officemate who once fulminated and said, “Grabeeh! Hate na hate ko yung ingles nang ingles mali-mali naman! Talagang pet beef ko yan!”
07. Jedi Master – We had a friend who would go like, “I loveeeeh Starbucks!” and when we asked her, “Talaga! Anu’ng favorite mo dun?” and she answered, “You know pag kape siguro yung chino.”
06. Jomar – I once asked a friend, “Anu? you wanna go to mass together?” and then she went, “O my god, I’m 80’s”
05. Dindin – In my sister’s friendster profile, she goes, “My All-time favorite TV show is Gossip Girls”
04. Ian 024 – Yung mga naka-headphone pero patay naman yung mga mp3 player nila.
03. Twisted Saint – My friend was asking, “Sino ang nanalo ng Best Picture?” and then another friend said, “Duh! E di yung basketball movie yung Slam Dunk Millionaire.”
02. No Name – Two friends were talking to each other, one said, “Wow! Cool shirt pare! (GQ) Who’s that ulit?” and then the other friend said, “I forgot dude eh! Basta rocker yan and I have all his cd!”
01. Specialist – A friend who are trying to be all sossy and pretending to be rich once said, “Yah nga eh! Kaasar my dad he didn’t let me pahiram our yacht boat!”

FINAL BATCH
10. Alex – If you have all the expensive football gear but cannot name any football player aside from David Beckham.
09. Brandon – I really those drummer wannabes in jeepneys slapping their hands on their laps to the songs playing. I’m a real drummer so I know the real beat of the song so I know the people who are pretending to be drummer.
08. No Name – We have a classmate who comes to school with Starbucks on his hand, our school is in Cavite so nearest Starbucks Store is one in Alabang, a 20-minute drive, but he has that Starbucks coffee, he drinks it throughout the entire first subject all the time.
07. Ugly Kid Joey – My friend is a self-proclaim Starbucks addict, she claims that she tastes every single variant. So one time we were there and I told here, “O yung order mo ba venti?” and then ang sagot niya, “Ay naku favorite ko yan hindi masyado matamis.”
06. Mamsy – Our pastor was lecturing against addiction to internet caf├ęs, when my seatmate dramatically clutched his chest and gasped, “Haaahh! Like Starbucks?”
05. Shagilid – We have an officemate who makes a 3-in-1 coffee in a Starbucks mug every morning. Knowing fully well that there is a Starbucks in the ground floor of our building.
04. Ganda Ko – One pa-sossy lady cut in line in a grocery store at the fruit section exclaimed, “Miss! May grapes kayo? Yung boneless ha!”
03. Abet of Makati – There were 2 gays talking about Miss Universe, one gay said, “O nadinig mo ba dark horse daw si Ms. Philippines,” and the other one said, “Oo naman! Nadinig ko na yan kasi may kaitiman nga sya dib a?”
02. Blitskrieg – Two girls talking, one girl said, “I am such a big fan of Twilight,” and then the other one said, “Ako din, anu nga ulit yung last name ni Edward?” and the other one said, “Duh! What kind of fan are you? E di Collins!”
No Name – Kung todo porma ka pero ang brand ng fliptop mo Mamaianas.
01. Buknoy – An officemate who claimed that she graduated from UP Manila, being from there I asked her, “O kamusta naman ang Padre Faura?” and she said, “Last time kaming mag-usap okay naman sya.”

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Morning Rush 213 (Questions You Want To Ask Your Yaya)


THE TOP TEN QUESTIONS YOU WANT TO ASK YOUR YAYA
March 14, 2007 Episode

FIRST BATCH
10. Exmortist - Yaya masarap ba yang bibingka mo? May itlog akong maalat baka pwedeng patikim ng bibingka mo.
09. Gorgeous Goddess – Yaya bakit kamukha namin ni ate ang anak mo?
08. Loi Pogi – Yaya Imelda, devil ka ba? Kasi lagi kong naririnig si daddy sinasabi sayo, “Nadedemonyo na naman ako sa’yo Imelda!”
07. Tuna Belly – Ahhh Yaya! marunong ka ba magmasahe?
06. No Name – Yaya! Nandyan pa ba si papa sa room mo?
05. Ronnie – Yaya, sigurado ka bang babae ka at hindi ka bading? Sige nga patunayan mo nga!
04. Joltino – Yaya! Ginawa mo na ba ang homework ko?!
03. Raymund – How come you never told us to had a boyfriend before your left? I only knew when I read a feature article about your achievements in Singapore.
02. Gerald – Yaya, kailangan mo pa ba akong paliguan? 16 years old na ako ha!
01. Poor Boy – Yaya! Pwede ka bang ma-yaya?

SECOND BATCH
10. Acer – yaya, bakit lumalaki ang tiyan mo?
09. Trip Trap – 01. Yaya pwede mo bang diligan ang garden mo? 02. Yaya, ilang taon na yung anak mong si Lenlen? 03. Yaya, magaling ka ba magpatigas ng yelo?
08. Hot Momma 850 – Yaya, bakit sabay kayo lumabas sa banyo ni kuya?
07. Loi Pogi – Yaya, ipakilala mo naman ako sa daddy mo! Kasi one time narinig ko si daddy sinisigaw at inatanong ka ng “Who’s your daddy?! Who’s your daddy!?”
06. Exmortist – yaya, nasaan yung car ko na worth 3Million pesos?
05. Inaki – Inday, magsabi ka nga sa akin ng totoo! Ilan pa ba ang mga natitira mong lolo, lola, tito, tita, annay, tatay, at mga kapatid? Bakit lagi ka na lang umuuwi?
04. Luis – Yaya, alam mo ba yung ibig sabihin ng word na “Lesbian”?
03. Kid Bukid – Yaya, nakakaistorbo ba yang paglalaro mo ng bikini brief ko? Suot ko pa eh!
02. Howie – Yaya, lagi ka na nagpapaligo kay junior, gusto mo ikaw naman paliguan ko?
01. Yamada – Yaya, bakit mabalahibo ang dibdib mo?

THIRD BATCH
10. Joly – Yaya, why are you wearing mommy’s wedding ring?
09. Loi Pogi – Magtapatan nga tayo yaya! Sino mas gwapo? Ako o yung driver?
08. Acer – How does it feel to take care of other’s kids while somebody else is with your own children?
07. Luis – When I was 5 I asked my yaya, “Yaya, bakit kami kailangang mag-aral hanggang college bakit ikaw hindi?”
06. Ailrich – Yaya, totoo bang mangkukulam ka? Turuan mo naman akong gumawa ng gayuma!
05. ShyAnne – Yaya bakit ang lahat ng yaya dito sa village natin ang pangalan Inday?
04. Loi Pogi – A kid asked this to his yaya infront of her career-oriented mom, “Yaya pwede ikaw na lang ang mommy ko?”
03. Terrain – Yaya, bakit ang laki at ang lambot ng dibdib mo, sa akin hindi?
02. McMacky – Yaya, can you help me with my Calculus project?
01. Bombay – Yaya nagtataka lang ako, bakit honey ang tawag sayo ni daddy?

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Flavor of the Month



Last year, Maguindanao Massacre, anu na ang nagyari sa kaso? Natahimik na ang dyaryo, telebisyon at radio sa halos araw-araw na balita. Ngayon, August 23, 2010, isang hindi inaasahang pangyayari ang nagpatigil sa ating mga Filipino sa pagtutok sa telebisyon sa kaganapang hostage taking sa Manila, ang “Hong Thai Tourist Bus”.

Halos mag-iisang buwan na ang lumipas, pero ito pa rin ang napapanood natin sa tv, halos nagkasanga-sanga na ang lahat, kanya-kanya na ng turo at bintangan. Mga tv news reporters, nadadamay na rin. Sa ngayon mainit ang kaso, bago pa kasi, ika nga flavor of the month na naman ito. Hindi matatapos to hanggang sa may mangyari na namang kaguluhan o pangyayari sa mundo, masama man o mabuti. Ayoko nang magsalita pa at ilabas ang nasa isip ko kung sino dapat sisihin at sino ang may kasalanan, dahil lahat naman tayo ay alam ang nangyari, lahat tayo Filipino na nahihiya sa mundo sa pagtuklas nila sa kakayahan n gating mga pulis. Tama na nga. Nagalit ang mga Chinese sa atin dahil dito, ilang bus na puno ng mga Chinese tourists ang ninais lamang ay magbakasyon sa magandang bansa natin, epro ang kapalit nito ay isang madilim na pangyayari sa kanila, isang pangyayari na hinding-hindi malilimutan ng lahat.

Ganoon pa man, sa pagbukas ko ng email ko kanina sa opisina, may isang forwarded email akong nabasa, marami akong nalaman at sang-ayon ako sa mga sinasabi nya. Heto share kolang sa inyo, malamang ilan sa inyo ay nabsa na ito. Para sa mga hindi pa nakakabasa, heto at i-share ko sa inyo:

To the Hongkong and People’s Republic of China,

You hate the Filipino people for the hostage fiasco that unfortunate incident that went out of control at the end. This was a hostage situation that was under control and which netted 7 Chinese tourists to be released upon the efforts of our policemen.

You appear and sound sanctimonious and have even stepped upon our sovereignty. You have demanded apology, the moon and the heavens. You hate Filipino people as if we wanted this unfortunate incident to happen.
First and foremost, we offer our condolences to the families of the 8 that were killed in this incident. Secondly, we are sorry for the bungled handling of this hostage taking. It was unfortunate, it was an accident, and we never planned it that way. Is it fair to blame a whole nation for a situation that was never planned?

Let me ask you this question, “Should we hate you also for the lead poisoning caused by the paint you used in your baby furniture and toys for the children of the world?” “Should we hate you also for the use of cardboard in the siopao that you sell to tourists?” “Should we hate you also for the melamine contamination wherein not 8 but hundreds, maybe even thousands have suffered and some even died?”

Or, let us talk of Filipino casualties. A few years ago, 3 Filipino tourists, all surnamed Madrigal, a family of 5 were walking on Tienemen Square and Beijing. One Chinese stabbed the father and two of his children, killing all three. Were you even sorry for what this one Chinese did? Did the Filipino people even demand that China apologized for this unfortunate incident? This was PRE-MEDITATED MURDER.

Just as the use of lead, cardboard, melamine was pre-meditated – used because they were cheaper materials, in order to generate profits for the Chinese businessmen. Did you pay damages the same way you are demanding damages from the Filipino nation and people. Where was the anger of the Chinese and Hongkong people? Did you even apologize to the world? My God in the case of melamine, you even kept this information from the world, until you were exposed for what you are!!!

Enough! We sympathize but don’t blame the Filipino people.
So you want to send our OFWs home that take care of your children? They play an important part in your lives. Both spouses are able to work, earn money because of the tender loving care being heaped on your children by Filipino maids and yayas/amahs. While you pay our OFWs for the work they do, you earn more for the love and care they bestow on your children. Go ahead, send our OFWs home. Let us see how that affects your family incomes.
Enough!

Pass this to all Filipinos you know. If you love your country, perhaps you’ll share this.

Forwarded by Dingdong Austria

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Morning Rush 212 (Names for Twins)


THE TOP TEN NAMES FOR TWINS
February 06, 2007 Episode (by A-Lek)

FIRST BATCH
10. Loi Pogi – two friends of mine who got married met in swimming class in UP, they’re both very good swimmers, when they finally deliver their twins they name their boys Ian Turf and Michael Phelps.
09. Gun Swinger – Joseph and Gloria
08. Leng – Julius & Ceasar
07. Mr. Crab – Tender & Jossie (Pag pinaglihi sa hotdog)
06. No Name – Aey & Bhi (Baby A & Baby B)
05. Tuna Belly – Penpen & Nips-Nips
04. Loi Pogi –Two professors who got married and named their twins Agham & Matimatika.
03. Car – Kalinga & Apayao
02. Cuethian – Christmas Eve babies, Christine & Caroline (After Christmas Carol)
01. Tuna Belly – I encountered this pair of twins in the squatter’s area and strangely they were named Jose Fetus & Mary Fetus. According to the parent yun yung nakalagay sa ultrasound.

SECOND BATCH
10. No Name – Absidi & Juan23 (Abcd & 123)
09. No Name – Danny & Nilo
08. Inaki – Twins born in a family car, Mercedes & Benjamin
07. Chad – There this University professor who named their twin sons, Hector Ion & Vector Proton
No Name – former economic planning secretary Chalito Abiton, named his twins MR & MC after economic equilibrium where in marginal revenue (MR) and Marginal Cost (MC).
06. No Name – my tita from Cebu named his twin sons Norman and Cesar, because during delivery one was delivered normal and she had a hard time to the second one he had to be delivered caesarian.
05. Trip Trap – Anwar & Rona
No Name – Maarlim & Milraam
04. Blob – I have two friends, one is Ilokano and one is kapampangan, they named their kids Wawen & Hahan-Ali, Wa & Wen is means “oo” in ilokano & kapampangan. Hahan & Ali means “hindi” sa Ilokano & Kapampangan.
03. Kitty Cate – Damsy 1 & Damsy 2
02. No Name – Josephine Adrian & Joseth Adrian, they ended up having the nickname Yen & Yet, and ended up at no.1 & no.8 at CPA exam.
01. Bata ni Batuta – Simon & Cess (Simon Says)

THIRD BATCH
10. No Name – I have a twin classmate named Emil & Lime.
09. C Squared – It would have been cool when my son had a twin, my son’s named Kered, I name him Derek.
No Name – Debra & Gibson
08. Sashing – I know of twins named Don Carlo & Dawn Carla
07. Cliver – my sister has twin students named Healthy & Wealthy
06. Chi – my friends have 4 kids and the youngest are actually twins and they name their youngest Eltres & Johnfort.
05. No Name – I’ve got twin classmates, they are both girls their names are Migs & Mags, What makes it unique is that they have another set of twins, their brothers named Jigs & Jags.
04. No Name – my friend’s twins named Ana Charice & Marie Daniel, but their nicknames are Chiqui & Della
03. Blade – my uncle and aunt met in a game called Ping-pong, so they named their twins Ping & Pong.
02. No Name – my friend’s names are Cameron & Valerie, their nicknames are Cam & Val
01. No Name – Jesus & Jesusa, but their last name was De Jesus



Sunday, September 19, 2010

Morning Rush 211 (Use ___ In A Sentence Jokes)

THE TOP TEN USE (BLANK) IN A SENTENCE JOKES
March 05, 2009 Episode (by Buknoy)

FIRST BATCH
10. Gorgeous Goddess – (Clemency) Ang pancit masarap pag pinigaan mo ng clemency
09. Naughty Boy – (Parachute) Wag kang malikot Parachute
08. Twisted Saint – (Anyhow, Anyone) Manny, Bakit mo kinain ang anyhow na manok na anyone ko para kay Jenky?
07. RC & Cess – (Headset) Ready! Headset! Go!
06. No Name – (Deduct, Defense, Defeat, and Detail) Deduct went over defense, defeat first then detail. (the duct went over the fence, the feet first then the tail)
05. Spy Shadow – (Ilokano) Pare, nakita kita sumakay sa ferris sa carnibal, na-ilokano?
04. Turtle Ganda – (Green, Pink & Yellow) When the phone green, you pink it up and then you say “yellow?”
03. Buknoy – (Hanky Panky) Hanky…wala na akong panky!
Junky – (Confettie) Honey… wala na confetti
02. Galmite – (Vampire) Uy! ang daming bomber dun o! meron vampire?
ToinK – (Uno, Dos, Tres) Uno! Dos Tres are on fire! (Oh No, those trees are on fire)
01. Jemirus – (Chicken not bread) If I put a plastic bag on over her head, chicken not bread.

SECOND BATCH
10. No Name – (Kampante) Honey… wala na kampante!
09. Bluegater – (Usok) My life! Usok without you!
08. Maldito – (buoyancy) Grabe ang ganda ng new song yung “Single Ladies” sino nga bang kumanta nun? Si Bouyancy?
07. Aya Chow – (Camiguin) Thank you mam, sir! Camiguin!
06. Loi Pogi – (Tennessee & Arkansas) What did Tennesse same thing Arkansas.
05. His Cuteness – (Continue) Bakit kahapon ang dami nyo? Ngayon ang continue?
04. No Name – (Curtain & Kitchen) Wag mo ko curtain, masa-kitchen!
03. Rednacks / Ronald McDonald – (Violet) My iPod broke, so now I have to violet!
02. RC & Cess – (Depress) Who held the mass? E depress.
01. Loi Pogi – (Parang, Calumpang & Tutuban) Come they told me Parang Calumpang.. tutuban! Tutuban!

THIRD BATCH
10. Raise / Buknoy – (Dedicate) Ang papel pag nilagyan ng glue, dedicate
09. Dr. G – (effort) San effort maraming airplane
08. Miqsctunm – (Katipunan) Ang katipunan likod ko, pakikamot!
07. Huli Ka Balbon / Loi Pogi – (Baguio, Caloocan, Dagupan& Iloilo) Ka-baguio baguio mo pa lang dito puro Caloocan ka na, dagupan kita dyan eh ma-iloilo ka!
06. Jedi Master – (Come back to me) Ladies and gentlemen Ms. Donna Cruz! “Come back to me bok ang puso!”
05. Hotdog – (tiger) Anak, sino yang kasama mo? Tiger friend ko po!
04. Arque – (Hostess) Ring… hello? Hostess?
Arque – (Schooling) Hello? Schooling?
03. Aiko – (Kamuning) Hi boys! Kamuning get me…
02. Ang Manunusok – (Territory) Teri, patawarin mo na ko! Territory na!
01. Mc Macky – (Dalawang Pating) Mga bata barilin si Robocap! Pating! Pating! Bossing ayaw tablan!

FINAL BATCH
10. Arque – (Mention) Ang laki ng bahay yo parang mention!
Arque – (Cadet) Kagabi ako ang cadet nya, tapos ngayon ibang tao ang cadet nya!
09. Kid Bukid / Astroboy – (Deposit & Diploma) Deposit is leaking! Call diploma!
08. Loi Pogi – (Sabadista) Sabadista, the world looks blue and green.
07. No Name – (Mary) Susie had a little lamb it’s ___ of white as snow, but everywhere that Susie went the lamb were sure to go. Asan si Mary? Bakit Mary klamo?
06. Will Debomb – (Mary Rose) Naku, anu’ng oras na kaya… excuse me, mary rose ka?
05. Rc & cess – (RX) You are under RX! Itaas ang kamay
RC & Cess – (brick) Ayoko na sa’yo brick na tayo!
04. No Name – (Judith) Boy, bayaran mo na yung meralco, ngayon nang Judith non.
03. Tyron – (Sibuyas) O eto’ng pasalubong ko sayo danggit, galling kasi akong sibuyas terday!
02. No Name – (Barrack Obama) Mom: Anak gawa mo nga ako’ng kape? Anak: Barrack-o Ba Ma?
No Name – (Obama) How’d you do did? Obama self!
01. No Name – (Chocolate Chips) Once upon a time there was light in my life, now that’s only love in the dark, there is nothing I can do a chocolate chips of my heart!

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Mall of Asia, Manila

September 14, 2010 ang araw ng appointment ko sa DFA. Excited ako, lalo na si Misis, dahil gagala kami. Haha! 3PM ang appointment time ko, umalis kami ng bahay 9AM dahil balak naming maglibot sa Mall of Asia, first time namin makakarating ng MOA. Dala dala ang camera at enough money and energy para makapaglibot sa napakalaking mall na ito.




On our way to Manila, sumakay kami ng bus, MRT from North Avenue station hanggang Taft. Siksikan, tayuan, bunguan ng puwet, sikuhan, hipuan, chansingan at kapkapkap ang ilang pasahero, mga common scene na makikita mo sa mala-sardinas na tren.


Sa wakas, nasa Taft na kami. At ilang minuto lang nasa MOA na kami, naglibot-libot, nakita din sa wakas ang sikat na trademark ng MOA, ang giant steel globe.




Matapos titigan ang laki ng Mall at Globe sa labas ng mall, hinanda na ang sarili sa mahaba-haba at matagalang lakaran, malibot kaya namin ang buong MOA sa loob ng 3 oras? Sinubukan, napagod ang mga binti at paa, naupo, nagliwaliw sa likod ng mall at namangha sa ganda ng dagat.






Nang mapagod ang mata at nagsawa sa 3 barko na nakatambay sa gitna ng dagat,noon lang namin napansin ang malaking fountain sa likod namin.




At natapos ang picture-an, umakyat na ulit sa bridge at nagpahangin dahil sa tanghaling tapat nasa gitna kami ng init at nagpapakasasa sa ganda ng view.






Pagod at saya. Naghanap ng matatambayan at pampalipasan ng oras, 1:30PM pa lang at 3PM pa ang appointment ko. Kaya nagdesisyong sa Starbucks magpahinga, kape at yosi.




Nang mapagod ang puwit at nahilo na sa 3 sticks ng yosi, muling bumalik ang gana sa paglalakad, naisipang maghanap ng maiuuwi para sa aso naming si Sasa, kaya naghanap kami ng petshop.




Kaunitng oras na lang, naglibot pa kami, narating namin nag malaking ice skating rink, ang movie world, ang bilihan ng magazine kung saan naghanap ng back issue ng FHM, sa Filbars, naghanap ng makakainan.






30 minutes na naglalakad, walang mahanap ng masarap na restaurant, sa daming resto sa MOA, wala kaming makita, yun pala napag-isip naming na mga busog pa pala kami. At nang magsawa na sa Mall, sumakay ng taxi at nagpunta na ng DFA.




4 hours ang tinagal ko sa loob ng DFA, 30 minutes sa labas, isa't kalahating oras sa pag-check ng mga documents, 5 minutes sa pila sa cachier at halos natapos na nag panaginip ko sa tagal ng inantay ko sa pagtawag sa number ko para kuhanan ng picture at biometric fingerprint. Matapos ang DFA appointment ko, bumalik na kami sa MOA para manood ng sunset.






At mamangha sa ganda ng MOA sa gabi. Bilang panghuling salaysay, para sa amin, ito na siguro ang una at huli kong punta dito, kung ang ipupunta ko lang naman ay ang mall, maraming malapit na mall kung manggagaling ako sa Bulacan, bakit pa sa dulo ng EDSA. At hindi kaya ng buong maghapon na libutin mo nag MOA, malilito ka sa dami ng pasikot sikot, noon megamall lang tinatamad na akong libutin MOA pa kaya?







Friday, September 17, 2010

Morning Rush 210 (Titles For Book Written By Men)


THE TOP TEN TITLES FOR BOOKS WRITTEN BY MEN
January 16, 2007 Episode

FIRST BATCH
10. Amado Purnada – Hurricanes, Tornadoes and Women
09. Inaki – The Back Door (Breaking and Entering)
08. Loi Pogi – Everything I Needed To Know About Life, I Learn in Porn Site
07. Tensci – “She’s Only My Cousin” and Other Excuses
06. Exmortis – Was to Convince the Wife You’re Not Cheating Even If You Are
05. Wolverine – Cuddling for Dummies
04. Your Highness – My Swimmers and Their Love Lake
03. GP – PMS: Excuse or Abuse?
02. Tuna Belly – Colossians 3:18-19 (Wise, Submit to Your Husband)
01. Coby Kong – You Say it 3 Inches, I Say it Safe
Loi Pogi – It’s Not the Size, it’s the Performance

SECOND BATCH
10. Jomay – How to Look Innocent?
Trip Trap – Hot to Play with Fire without Getting Burn
09. Kal-El – Confession of a Battered Husband
08. Spy Shadow / Tuna Belly – I Leave You with Your Shopping, I Leave You with My PSP
07. Stoik – When to Use the Right Head
06. Loi Pogi – How to Make the Most of Flat-Chested Women
05. Kal-El – True Lies: Stories of How Men’s Lies Have Save Their Marriage Well
04. Ron Jeremy Junior – A Referral Pleasure: How to Steal Glances on Hotties While You’re with Your Girlfriend
03. Coby Kong – Women are from Venus, And They Should Have Stay There
02. Tuna Belly – Back to Basic: Why Men are Better than Lesbian
01. Young Indy – Women are Suckers

THIRD BATCH
10. Kal-El – How to Clean Up Your Trail So the Wife Remain Clueless
09. No Name – Bald Men in Turtleneck: How to Not to Look Like a Roll-On
08. Rock – Scientific and Medical Reason Why Women Should Not Drive
07. Loi Pogi – Surviving Your Wife’s Pregnancy with the Help of Your Wife’s Sister
06. Rong – Do It Yourself: A Loner’s Guide to Happiness
05. Lord Sander – How to Juggle Two Girlfriends for Dummies
04. Rong – Hindi Ako Bakla: A Confession of a Metrosexual
03. Kal-El – My Hands are Full: Men and Their Big Responsibility
Ginger – What a Mouthful!
02. Luis – Why the “Last Two Minutes” Take an Hour Long?
01. Greg – “Yes Dear You’re Right” and Other Conflict Avoidance Statements

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Morning Rush 209 (Titles For Book Written By Women)


THE TOP TEN TITLES FOR BOOK WRITTEN BY WOMEN
January 15, 2007 Episode

FIRST BATCH
10. Tipsy – Proper Responses to the Question “Do I Look Fat?”
Ginintuang Pares – What We Want to Hear
09. Kal-El – So What’s Wrong for Being Jealous?
08. Tuna Belly – How to Lose a Guy in One Drink
07. No Name – Boys are Stupid, So Let’s Throw Rock at Them
06. Inaki – To Spit or Not to Spit
05. Frudo – How to Make Men Look Up
04. Shy Anne – Let Me Drive Then Shut Up
03. Tuna Belly – Men Rule… Because We Let Them
02. No Name – Learn To Love His Annoying Behavior
Morenang Kaligatan – How to Understand the Insensitive Man
01. Kal-El – Why Hang-On When You Can Hang-Up

SECOND BATCH
10. Tuna Belly – PMS License to Bitch
09. Topaz – Questions to Ask Your Husband to Find Out He’s Cheating
08. Luis – Chocolates: A Basic Food Group
07. No Name – Treating Your Wife Right for Dummies
06. Kal-El – Online Games: The New Third Party
05. Gracia – He’s 25, You’re 35, So What!
04. Twilight – Looking Beyond His “Short Coming”
03. No Name – I’m a Goddess, So Deal with It
02. Stoik – No Which Muscle to Flex
01. Your Highness – That’s It? You’re Done?
Kid Bukid – the Art of Faking It
Raise – The 100 Ways to Fake It
Blair Bitch – How to Help Him find the “Spot”
Inaki – Virgin or Not! Here I Come

THIRD BATCH
10. Luis – Yes, You Two Can Be Gentlemen
09. Eminem – 50 Going On Dirty
08. Beho – How to “Eat Properly”
07. Kal-El – Breast Milk is Best “Only” for Babies
06. Morenang Kaligatan – Getting Even with Men Who Think They’re God
05. South Butch Diet – Woman are from Venus, Men are from Pluto
04. Eminem – Honey, I Shrunk Your Junior
03. Ron Jeremy Junior – How to Have Your Way and Still Make Your Man Feel Superior
Lexi – When Nothing Means Everything… How to Tell When She’s Really Mad
02. No Name – Yes, Woman Have Ex Too
01. No Name – Give Me a Hand Here!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Project 365 (August 2010)



August 01, 2010. Overnight with my wife at Melody's house in Marilao, Bulacan. Sinamahan namin si Ate Melody dahil nag-iisa siya sa bahay at takot na may masamang nangyari dahil sa laki ng kasong isinampa namin sa mag-asawang Cherry Lou at Desmond.



August 02, 2010. Hapunan sa Tapsi Bocaue. Kasama ang 7 gamol (Nina, Sherwin, Melody, Dhieanne, Osang, Tristan, Boyet at Carlo)laban sa mag-asawang tumangay ng 32 Milyong pera sa 600 na tao mula Balagtas, Sta. Maria at Sta. Ana, Manila.


August 03, 2010. Bonding night with Yna, Tacio, Nina and Mokong. Habang nanonood ng dvd, Zodiac, na hindi naman namin maintindihan dahil kung anu-ano ang pinag-uusapan namin.



August 04, 2010. 6 gamol sa NLEX Shell Station, tambay sa Startbucks. Thanks to Ate Osang for her Palm Card.



August 05, 2010. DVD Marathon with SaSa. 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later and Alice In Wonderland 2009.



August 06, 2010. Treat day for Babba pagkagaling sa Sta. Maria, A slice of cake at Red Ribbon and food trip at Mang Inasal.


August 07, 2010. At Gabby and Marlene's Place. Saturday group drinking session with Tacio, Yna, Gabby, Marlene, Arvin, Glaezel, Dyordz at 3 nakikitagay. 



August 08, 2010. Chick Flicks Marathon Night. Valentine's Day and 13 Going on 30.



August 09, 2010. Ang pagbabalik sa Pascual, reporting after 2 weeks of leave.Ang araw ng pagpapalam ko sa manager ko na magrersign na ako.



August 10, 2010. Wathcing Harper's Island season 1. Hook na hook kami dito, every episode may namamatay, parang Survivor. One by one, paunti sila ng paunti, parami ng parami ang "?" sa isip mo.



August 11, 2010. Ang pagbabalik at pagpapatuloy sa House. Natapos na namin ang 3 seasons last year pa, medyo nabubulok na to sa cabinet ko, kaya napagdesisyon naming panoorin ang season 4 ng House.



August 12, 2010. Done watching Harper's Island. Pinagpuyatan hanggang 1am. Matapos lang namin.



August 13, 2010. First uminom at first time makipag-inuman with my wife while watching House season 4.


August 14, 2010. Part 2 ng inuman with my wifey, dahil hindi namin naubos ang isang bote kagabi, hehe maagang inantok at nalasing. This time, Marley and Me ang nakasalang sa dvd player, gusto lang ulit maiyak naming mag-asawa.


August 15, 2010. Boring na araw, boring na linggo. Walang mapanood, ubos na ang mga nabiling dvd. Kaya napagtripan naming panooring muli ang Moulin Rouge, huling panood namin dito last 2005 pa yata.



August 16, 2010. Rainy monday, bonding with Sasa day.



August 17, 2010. Nagpunta ng Maunlad Mall sa Malolos City just to buy a series, House season 5 and Grey's Anatomy season 5. Gusto naman naming magpakadoktor kahit nahihirapan ako sa mga medical terms na binabanggit dito.



August 18, 2010. Botsog day, dumalaw lang pamangkin ni Nina sa bahay, para makapaglaro sa facebook. Mag install ng mga yahoo games.



August 19, 2010. Nathaliel's Pulporon. Pasalubong ni Babba sa akin, galing Pampanga with Dhieanne and Ate Melody.



August 20, 2010. Goes to Metrobank to pay my NSO Birth Certificate copy request. Requirement for my passport application.




August 21, 2010. Pagdalaw sa burol ng nanay ng kasamahan namin sa engineering, ang kaibigan kong si Ryan. 8am - 11am, kasama ang buong engineering department sa Quezon City.


August 22, 2010. Grey's Anatomy Season 5 marathon night with our simple snacks, Crackers and hot milo drinks.



August 23, 2010. Watching the Hong Thai Travel Bus Hostage drama on tv. ANg hostage taking na umabot ng 11 oras. Buhay ng 8 HongKong tourists ang nawala, isang malaking kahihiyan para sa ating mga Pilipino sa buong mundo.



August 24, 2010. After 4 days, dumatin na nag NSO Birth certificate copy request ko. Ngayon passport naman ang aayusin ko online o via phone.




August 25, 2010. Excited umuwing bahay para makapag online sa FB, pero anu dinatnan ko? busted PC? arghhh! Bomber day!


August 26, 2010. 2nd day na walang internet dahil sa walang kwentang motherboard ko. Gusto kong ipagawa o bumili na lang ng bago. Pero wala akong pera.



August 27, 2010.  A simple personality game test early in the morning at the office, held by our engineering manager.



August 28, 2010. Done watching Grey's Anatomy season 5. Now, kailangan ko nang bumili ng season 6. Cliffhanger and finale ng season 5.



August 29, 2010. Boring day! Kaya naisipang maglinis ng bahay, magayos ng kasangkapan. Libang libang para may mapaglibangan.



August 30, 2010. May napanood na bagong commercial, sinubukan, nagpaka-uto. Ang lucky me pancit canton sausy style.


August 31, 2010. Playing Burger Shop all night,a Yahoo game.