Friday, July 8, 2011

Morning Rush 280 (Funny Riddles)

THE TOP TEN FUNNY RIDDLES
June 24, 2011 Episode
FIRST BATCH
10. DennisPinch - kapag ito'y hinimas ng hinimas, merong lalabas (Magic Lamp)
09. GelatoBoy - what goes in hard and stiff and comes out soft and wet? (chewing gum)
08. IamGoodChab - ipinasok ko ng malambot, hinugot ko ng matigas (Ice)
07. Hikaru Jean - isubo mo ang kahabaan ko, dilaan, sipsipin, paglaruan sa bibig para lumabas ang katas ko na kinasasabikan mo. (ice candy)
06. MarkRyan - what is the moon worth? ans. 1 Dollar, it has 4 quarters.
05. NoahofNewYork - why did a stubborn boy cross the road? because his dad told him not to.
04. FrancisKiko - what can a man do standing, a woman sitting down, and a dog on a 3 leg? (shake hand)
03. Yontipian - what do you call a virgin on a waterbed? (cherry float)
02. GelatoBoy - what do you call a man who cries when he spank the monkey? (a Tearjerker)
01. Coriks - mahaba kong tubo, mabuhok isang dulo, sige na iyong isubo, hayaang maglabas-pasok sa bibig mo. (toothbrush)

SECOND BATCH
10. TheWonderDog - ano ang tawag mo sa buhok na sumasabog? (bangs!)
09. GelatoBoy - What do you call 365 used rubber? (a GoodYear)
08. Yontipian - what's about 6-inches long in a guy's pants, has a head and a women love to blow? (Money/Paper Bill)
07. FrancisKiko - what do Christmas Tree and Christian Men have in common? (their balls are just for decoration)
06. BigTimeLovin - what start in "F" and ends in "UCK" and causes lots of noise and excitement? (Firetruck)
05. Chris907 - why is air like sex? (Because it's a no big deal until you're not getting enough)
04. TianRoy - I am only 3 inches in size but I can satisfy a woman's need completely. (lipstick)
03. GelatoBoy - what do a police cars and a women have in common? (they make a lot of noise when man coming)
02. FrancisKiko - what is a 4-letter word ending in "K", also means intercourse? (Talk)
01. Yontipian - I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrate, I come with a quiver. (an Arrow)

THIRD BATCH
10. CherryTheGreat - why did a banana go to a doctor? (because he's not peeling well)
09. FrancisKiko - what 3-word housewives never want to hear when making love? (Honey I'm Home)
08. Yontipian - you stick your pole inside me, you tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. (a tent)
07. TianRoy - what did O say to letter Q? (Pare yung pototoy mo nakalabas)
06. MedyoMcDreamy - it fits right between your breast, it works best when tug, and it insert into a hole. (seatbelt)
05. GinGinGin - kung kailan kainitan saka mo ako binibitin (Sinampay)
04. PurpleRose - what's the difference between a golfball and a g-spot? (a guy will actually look for a golf ball)
03. FrancisKiko - what's the difference between dark and hard? (it stays dark all night long)
FrancisKiko - what's the difference between Ooohhh and AAhhh? (3-inches)
02. Yontipian - what do you get when the 7 dwarfs accidentally saw Snowhite in a shower? (7Up)
Yontipian - what is the difference between medium and rare? (6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare)
01. MedyoMcDreamy - a finger goes into me, you fiddle with me when you're bored, often times the best man had me first. (wedding ring)

FINAL BATCH
10.DJ Gambit - if a bird of peace is a dove, what is the bird of love? (Swallow)
09. LockOnStratus - How did Pinocchio found out that he was a piece of wood? (his hand caught on fire)
08. Yontipian - what is the difference between a computer and a woman? (a computer won't mock on your 3-inch floppy)
07. Yontipian - if an apple is green it is ready to pluck, if the girl is 18 she is ready to? (Vote)
06. FrancisKiko - what did a receptionist of a sperm bank says to client when about to leave? (Thanks for Coming)
05. FrancisKiko - all day up and down, both men and women goes down on my shaft (Elevator)
04.Specialist - what is the difference between light and hard? (I don't know about you but I can sleep with a light on)
03. Erin - 3 ducks were arrested for blowing Bubbles, name of the 1st duck was Duck, the name of the 2nd duck was Duckduck, what is the name of the 3rd duck? (Bubbles)
02. Yontipian - why is a snowstorm like SEX? (you never know how it last and how many inches you've get)
Yontipian - why 90% of girls have bigger left boobies? (because 90% of the boys are left handed)
01. Hikaru Jin - what's the difference between hormone and enzyme? (you can't here an enzyme)

BLOGGERS (via TWITTER)
10.ZYRABAMBICO - Eto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka. (Rosana Roses)
NEWLIFELEAH - Huwag nang pakipot. Makakabuo lang tayo kapag papatong ako sayo. (Lego)
LEOMER - maliit pa si kumare, marunong na humini. sagot: kuliglig
09.JAYSOLEMAR - Binaril ko ang tuhod,tinamaa'Y ilong (Utot)
GLENTOTT - Isa ang pinasukan tatlo ang nilabasan. (Gangbang)
08. BINOBAUTISTA - Nang ipasok ko'y tuyung-tuyo. Nang hugutin ko'y tumulu-tulo Answer: Sandok
07.NEWLIFELEAH - Kalimutan nang lahat, wag lang ako. Dahil malalaman ng lahat ang mga baho mo. (Deodorant)
06. SUPLADO - Napaka-saklap ng aking buhay! Ako na nga ang tinapakan, ako pa ang pinandidirihan. (Tae)
NEWLIFELEAH - Wag mo na akong bilugin. Hindi ako bola. ---> Kulangot
05.RUNMDRUN - Long and hard and has hair on one end. When you put it in your mouth, froth appears. (Toothbrush)
SUPLADO - Wag ka nang magmatigas! Ako din ang nahihirapan. Sagot: Brief
04.NEWLIFELEAH - Kapag dumudugo't nasasaktan, ginagawa lang akong panakip-butas. Ano ako? (Feminine napkin)
AKONI – Hindi hayop hindi tao hindi insekto pero sumisipsip ng dugo. (Napkin)
03. KHANTOTANTRA - umupo si itim, sinundot ni pula, lumabas si puti, bubugabuga- sinaing
02. CULTURISTIK - Question: Ano ang opposite ng saklolo? Answer: Lick lola.
01. MOMMY RAZZ - Kapag ang katawan mo'y nag-iinit, lagi n lang ako ang hinahanap mo. Maya't maya mo akong ginagamit at pinapagod.Hindi ka na naawa!- AIRCON
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10 comments:

  1. natawa ako sa gawa ni khanto hehehe..


    congrATS MOMMY! top1..hehe

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  2. TNT sa lahat ng mga post. lalo na dun kay Khanto at Glentot..

    si Leah puro kalokohan sa TMR, parang ako lang. LOL

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  3. Ay, bakit newlifeleah ulet? Oi, Gerald Anderson (Carlo), pareho lang naman tayo. hehehe.. Apir!

    Laughtrip!

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  4. ay hindi na nga ako base, hindi pa ko number 1 wahahahahah

    http://www.damuhan.com/2011/07/ang-liham-kay-nerissa.html

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  5. Nakakaloka lahat!! haha.. funny, funny and funny.. parang halos bus toast!! waahhh

    of all morning rush bkit dito pa ako nag number one.. hehe!

    @Jay: thank you.. hehe

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  7. tawa ako ng tawa sa gawa ni glentot. gangbang talaga ang sagot. ahahahaha :p

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  8. nahuli na naman ako.Sayang.
    ang dami kong bagong riddle na nakuha.

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  9. ang galing... wala ako maisip dito. oks lang kahit d nakapasok yung akin.. heehhehe... :D

    galing nung iba.. lalo na yung ke glentot kala ko TSHIRT... hahahahaha

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  10. HAHAHA. Natawa ako dun kay Glentot. Rekta, walang abog, gangbang! Haha. The best din yung kay SOB. Haha. Yung brief. Literal ang mga walangya.

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