Monday, January 31, 2011

Mashup 2010

United State of Pop 2010 (Don't Stop the Pop)

Yet another installment in what has become an annual New Year’s tradition. It’s the United State of Pop, which mashes up the Top 25 songs of the year, according to Billboard magazine.

In 2010, pop has gone into serious all-out party mode. In 2009 the music was encouraging us to pick ourselves back up after being knocked down again, and to rock out to some great dance music while you’re at it. This year’s music tells us to keep going now that we’re up and having fun. In fact, the fun seems to be in such overdrive that it borders on recklessness. Usher urges us to ‘dance like it’s the last night of your life”, and Katy Perry wants us to “run away and don’t ever look back”.

It’s a great thing about music that you can leave your worries and lose yourself in the moment. In our current world of dance pop culture fantasy, this takes place at a club, where you can drink, meet the most amazing person you’ve ever met, and where as Ke$ha says, “the party don’t stop”.



DON’T STOP THE POP
  • Ke$ha - Tik Tok
  • Lady Antebellum - Need You Now
  • Train - Hey, Soul Sister
  • Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg - California Gurls
  • Usher Featuring will.i.am - OMG
  • B.O.B. Featuring Hayley Williams - Airplanes
  • Eminem Featuring Rihanna - Love the Way You Lie
  • Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
  • Taio Cruz - Dynamite
  • Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris - Break Your Heart
  • B.O.B. Featuring Bruno Mars - Nothin’ On You
  • Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull - I Like It
  • Young Money Featuring Lloyd - Bedrock
  • Jason Derulo - In My Head
  • Rihanna - Rude Boy
  • Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce - Telephone
  • Katy Perry - Teenage Dream
  • Bruno Mars - Just the Way You Are
  • Mike Posner - Cooler Than Me
  • The Black Eyed Peas - Imma Be
  • Jay-Z + Alicia Keys - Empire State of Mind
  • Usher Featuring Pitbull - DJ Got Us Fallin’ In Love
  • Travie McCoy Featuring Bruno Mars - Billionaire
  • Eminem - Not Afraid
  • Iyaz - Replay

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Morning Rush 246 (Things to say if you accidentally catch someone in an “Awkward Position”)


THE TOP TEN THINGS TO SAY IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY CATCH SOMEONE IN AN “AWKWARD POSITION”
January 14, 2011 Episode – by Paul Jeffrey

01. Sammy Santos – I will go all military and say, “As you were!”
02. Blitzkrieg – Hindi ka naman gunting pero hayan na si Kaka, bubuka-bukaka!
03. Kid Bukid – Uy! Sound check ba ito? Mic test? 1-2!
04. Dennis Pinch – Uy! I caught you..kulang-kulang lang ng 70?
05. Syndicate12 – Uy! Sawsaw sa suka? Mahuli taya?
06. Nina Scromata – Carry On! Make it work!
07. Erik Pogi – Uy! 88?
08. Greg – Uy! 66!
09. Spy Shadow – Kaya pala malagkit ang keyboard ng computer natin!
10. Your Highness – Wala naman ako sa EDSA, pero bakit nakikita ko ang TTMO (the New MMDA)?
11. XT-Boy – Maligayang Bate! Maligayang Bate! Maligayang-Maligaya… Maligayang Bate!
12. Marc Ryan – Kaya ka kinakalyo eh!
13. Jenny Coco – Anak ng teteng!
14. Mojacko – Hinay-hinay lang, kaya namamaga yan eh!
15. Lock On Stratus – O! basta wag mong kalimutang magmumog pagkatapos ha!
16. Inaki – Wala naman ako sa golf course, pero bakit may hole-in-one?
17. Mojacko – Wag mo kasing sakalin! Kaya nagagalit eh!
18. Tidy – Ang tanda-tanda mo na, nagba-Batibot ka pa?
19. Arvincent – Basta wag mong babasain yan ha pagkatapos, baka mapasma.
20. Oscar Dela Hopia – Anu ba? Dito pa kayo sa hagdan pumuwesto! Dun kayo sa kama!
21. Mr. Sai – Aba! tapos na ang New Year ah! Sige ka baka maputukan ka sa mukha!
22. Dang – (for security guard) Sir, bawal po yan!
23. Linsey Lyn – Mapapanis yan! Kinamay mo eh!
24. Shampoo 8 – Sinimulan mo, tatapusin ko!
25. RV Ray – Wag mo masyadong ipapasok, baka dumugo!
26. Tidy – from the movie BOMBA STAR, Marissa Delgado walks in on her husband, Eddie Gutierrez, with Ricky Belmonte in bed, so she goes, “How touching! Very touching!”
27. Kathy Perya – Kaya pala nagdidikit-dikit ang punda mo eh
28. Acer / Doraemon – Sige lang, basta sa susunod wag mong ipahid sa tuwalya ko!
29. Artemius – Umayos ka! Pag ako natalsikan, makikita mo!
30. Loyal to RX – Kaya pala laging pawis ang computer chair!
31. Joti – Ahhh ganyan pala ginagawa ang nata-de-cocoy!
32. Specialist – Raid! Raid!
33. Jongskie – Kaya pala para laging inalmerol ang bedsheet ko!
34. Mojacko – Hindi mo naman birthday, pero bakit ka nagpa-canton?
35. Arvincent – Wala naming smokeys, pero bakit may hotdog at mayo?
36. Joys and Abs – Kulang naming burger kasi may mayo ka na sa mukha.
37. Joys and Abs – Group Hug!!!
38. Joys and Abs – Billiards ba to? Bakit tako ang sinu-shoot? Di ba dapat yung balls?
39. Homer Singson – Ay nangangabayo!!!
40. Dark Angel – Kaya pala ang daming sago-sago sa sahig!
41. Targrad – Do you need hymlique maneuver? You look like choking!
42. Meatball – Uy! Little Weapon?
43. Joys and Abs – Mommy! Nagpakamatay yata si ate, sinaksak nya yung sarili nya, tapos ngayon nakatirik na ang mata nya!
44. Delamar – Carry On!
45. Chico – Hey! Can I take pictures? Please!





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Friday, January 28, 2011

Crop-Crap Photography

DRIPS
Cropping images is by far one of the most common thing I usually do, my every day uses for Photoshop. It's so common that Photoshop comes with a tool designed specifically for cropping photos, conveniently named the Crop Tool. One of the great things about the Crop Tool is that you can easily crop your photos to common photo sizes like 4x6, 5x7 or 8x10 simply by entering the width and height values into the Options Bar before dragging out your cropping border, or by selecting a preset crop size from the Preset picker.
Here's the photos I'll be working with:
BINTANA

SKIES

DAHON O DA ONE?

SAPIN-SAPIN

BLOOMS

RAINS

SUNSET

TRUNKS

Thursday, January 27, 2011

FHM Philippines January 2011 (Carla Humphries)


Just bought this issue, 2 days ago. Not so excited to have it, my plan is to wait for back issue. Not a fan of Carla, not my type of girl. But the urge to have it, to start my 2011 collection...so I said, "okay", since I have an extra money in my pocket. But FHM's starter issue, not so great for me. Don't like the free yearly calerdar. For more info about the mag, here's an article from FHM.com.


Fil-am commercial model and actress in the Philippines Carla Humphries shows off her gorgeous curve as she wears a sizzling two piece that graces the golden cover page of men's magazine FHM Philippines January 2011 issue. Exciting start for actress Carla Humphries as she definitely wants to make an impact in 2011, flaunting her sexy body in the latest January 2011 issue of FHM Philippines magazine.


No offense to those who posed for the FHM Calendar pero hindi ako satisfied. The previous calendars are much better. I like the article about the credit cards. We need more on those. The cocktails,... pwede na. The Oplan Sagip Manoy, another recycled article. Pfffttttt...


This transition move of her image will widen more opportunities for her and she will be getting more better mature projects. Actually at first glimpse on the cover, you will not recognize Carla immediately but the great news is that she got the sultry sexiness which can compete with other young actresses.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Morning Rush 245 (Things to say to an Angry Bird)



THE TOP TEN THINGS TO SAY TO AN ANGRY BIRD
January 25, 2011 Episode – by Homer Singson

01. Dennis Pinch – napanganga ako sa pagkamangha ko.
02. Tidy – kailangang himas-himasin mo lang para kumalma.
03. Super Gelly – ang sensitive mo naman, nasanggi ka lang galit ka na?
04. Oo Nga Naman – at nagmamatigas ka pa sa anger issues mo?
05. Paul Jeffrey – ang galling talaga tumira ng angry bird!
06. Mr.Perk – let me help suck the anger out of you
07. Gutch – how many times can you shoot?
08. Super Gelly – your nest or mine?
09. Anne – sige ka pag laki kang galit, I will feed you to my hungry pussycat.
10. Blitskrieg – naiintindihan kita, ganyan talaga pag binaboy ang itlog mo.
11. Bravecase – ginalaw lang ang itlog mo, nagalit ka na!
12. No Name – here! take my eggs.
13. Angel Miguel – O heto’ng papaya, kumain ka muna nang humapa ang galit mo.
14. Tidy – down bird! Down!
15. Ehempahards – e kung bigyan kita ng wallop?!
16. Homer Singson – sige I will let you loose pero wag kang manunuka ha? Peck ka ng peck!
17. Good Grip – hindi ko ninakaw ang itlog mo, pinapainit ko lang.
18. Loi Pogi – Maya ka pag mabait, agila ka pag galit!
19. Puputot – lagi ka na lang galit lalo na sa umaga.
20. Joti – Angry bird is the new snake, parehong masarap laruin.
21. Cheskatron – anu? Galit ka pa rin? Upuan kita dyan eh!
22. Saint – ikaw na nga ang hinihimas, ikaw pa ang galit!
23. Phoebe – ang galit na bird magaling umasinta.
24. Gromeck – galit ka na nyan? Eh bakit nanliliit ka pa rin?
25. Homer Singson – akala mo kung sinong tigasin, pero mamaya lang lelembot-lembot na!
26. Loi Pogi – pag hindi ka tumigil sa kakaputak, kakainin ko ang itlog mo!
27. Call Center Nurse – Angry Bird? Sabong!
28. Marioh Caryo – kung walang angry bird, wala tayong lahat!
29. Call Center Nurse – pag hindi mo ko tinigilan, ipo-poke ko yang angry bird mo at kakainin ko yan.
30. Trifler No More – yung sikat na angry bird, mamula-mula, pero bat ikaw maitim.
31. Trifler No More – di ba yung bird ang angry? Bakit yung monkey ang na-spank?
32. No Name – wag ka nang magalit, pagod na ako!
33. Joti – si Mario at Luigi kaya may angry birds din?
34. Loi Pogi – galit ka ba o malungkot? Bakit ka lumuluha?
35. Trifler No More – come out angry bird! Don’t hide in the bushes!
36. Trifler No More – apparently there are different versions of the game in different parts of the world. The Korean and Japanese version have smaller birds, the US and European has bigger version birds. Pinoys have average.
37. XTBoy – eh bakit ka galit? Sakalin kita dyan eh… both hands pa kung gusto mo.
38. Corky Mommy – anu ba angry bird… hindi mo naman tinatamaan ang inaasinta mo!
39. Marioh Caryo – if the angry bird is a swallow, you go, “Sige ka!”
40. Marioh Caryo – naku yung angry bird tumutulo yung sipon, Bird Flu?
41. Jetong – angry bird nga, lagi namang single player.
42. Loi Pogi – Angry bird bay an? E bat mukhang pusit?
43. Chico – Keep getting angry, hangga’t kaya mo pa!
44. Delamar – ooooo… Come here! I’ll cheer you up!


Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Angry Birds


Plants vs Zombies is out, Angry Bird is in! When my wife my gave me an iPod touch on my last birthday, I downloaded music on the net and transferred it on my iPod. Never been an iPod game fan. But When she tried to installed lots of games, and damn this game is so addictive. What does it take to make an addictive game? Not much, just throw in some super simple controls, cute graphics, and basic physics.

In case you're not already familiar with the popular title, the backstory is that a gang of hungry pigs snatched away some eggs from the birds, forcing the feathered creatures to embark on a rescue mission for the sake of their survival. In each level you use a fixed slingshot to fling the birds, one at a time, into the forts, in order to kill all the pigs inside. As a secondary challenge, you must also attempt to get a three-star rating depending on the amount of structural material you destroy, so the key is to perfect your shooting angle.
At the beginning you're only given one type of bird that does nothing more than just headbutting, but throughout the game you'll come across six more birds, each possessing one special power: multiply, explode, accelerate, dropping egg bombs, boomerang, and extra strength. Don't worry, the instructions are pretty clear when you first meet these enhanced kamikaze birds, most involve just a single tap anywhere to trigger their special abilities mid-flight. Once you get the hang of it, you'll soon be wanting to try out all sorts of trajectories to take vengeance on those cheeky green hogs. Seriously, the pigs really do laugh at you when your birds miss them.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Survivor All-Star (Sole Survivor)

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For three straight night, 4-6 episodes each night, I'm done watching this one of the best season of Survivor, the Survivor All-star. This season's winner is Amber. And on this season they held the First America's Tribal Council, which the audience vote for their deserving winner, and on this season they choose a winner and it was Rupert Boneham (prize was $1 mil.)



This season was by far the greatest, for many reasons. The three tribes, Mogo Mogo (consisting of Lex, Kathy, Shii Ann, Colby, Richard, Jenna M.), Chapera (consisting of Boston Rob, Big Tom, Amber, Alicia, Sue, and Rob C.), and Saboga (consisting of Rupert, Rudy, EZ, Jenna L. Jerri, and Tina. One of the best parts was that there was no fire until day four. That made the survival aspect even greater. And another great moment was Richard Hatch finally getting his torch snuffed.

This season took place in Panama, like Pearl Islands, which rained almost non-stop. Some of the camps had plantaans, others had fish. Almost every tribe complained about the weather. That was one of the bad parts.
These players have already played the game before, they know who to trust, who to not trust, and who are the snakes. This was bad for Rob C. and Hatch, and almost all the previous winners. This is what I think of the players who made the jury.

Amber was a good player, putting all of the bad things she did on Rob, and she could of handled the Lex and Kathy situation better.

Rob was my least favorite of them all. He was a huge liar, and treated the other players with no respect and class

Jenna would not shut up.

Rupert was a good physical player, but not a very good strategic player. But everyone likes him.

Big Tom is great, although you can't understand him.

Shii Ann was not really let into the game in Thailand, and this season shows how she plays. And I like her.

Alicia sums it up when she says Amber and Rob outplayed, outwitted, and outlasted them, but didn't outclass them.

Kathy is awesome. And funny. I like her since Marquesas.

Lex rocks. So much.

This season had it all: challenges that exhausted the contestants, amazing rewards (two cars), backstabbing, tribal swap, fights (e.g., Rob Vs. Lex, Jerri Vs. Rupert), dramatic exit (Jenna Morasca), unusual quit (Sue), name-callings, tears, a very emotional final tribal council, a very angry jury, a very tense reunion, and the very first Survivor romance.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Tofu Moks

Tofu with Oyster Sauce ala Moks
Pulutan is a Filipino term use to accompany with an alcohol drink. Pulutan is actually a dry finger food like chips, nuts, meat, and fish prepared by raw, steamed or fried. Basically anything that is good to accompany with a beer is a good pulutan. Most pulutan are salty, fatty, and textured, making them good complements to the taste of alcohol. With the establishment of high-class drinking places and the opening of bars and restaurants, the pulutan has been elevated somewhat to an appetizer status in menus.

I would like to share the best pulutan, me and my barkada enjoyed everytime we had alcohol session. Tofu with Oyster Sauce ala Moks
INGREDIENTS:
10 pcs Tofu aka Tokwa
3 tablespoons of Oyster Sauce
1 small pack of Magic Sarap
Onion Spring
STEP 01. Cut the tofu into cubes. In a pan, heat oil over medium heat. Fry the tofu until golden brown on one side, then turn and brown the other.


STEP 02. Add or pour oyster sauce. Mix.

STEP 03. Low the heat. Add Magic Sarap (You can also use Aji-Ginisa, Namnam or Aji-no-moto). Mix well. Remove from heat. Transfer to a serving dish. Sprinkle onion spring and serve hot.


Saturday, January 22, 2011

Morning Rush 244 (Difference between Friendly, Flirty and Malandi)



THE TOP TEN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDLY, FLIRTY AND MALANDI
December 17, 2010 Episode

01. Yonty Fian – On Facebook or Titter, If you’re friendly everything is public, if you’re flirty everything is PM, and if you’re malandi everything is EB
02. 02. Starbuko – If you’re friendly cheek to cheek, if you’re flirty cheek to lip, if you’re malandi cheek to lip with tongue
03. Torku – If you’re friendly you break your twinpopsie and then you share, if you’re flirty you break your twinpopsie you lick one and give it to you, if you’re malandi doesn’t break it at all put both in the mouth and goes “tara!”
04. Homer Singson – Friendly - magandang umaga sir, Flirty- Umaga na sir, Malandi – Maga na sir
05. Inaki – Being kapkap by a security guard.Friendly –Thanks manong, Flirty – lagyan mo naman ng kaunting malisya manong, Malandi – Manong sa panty ko may bomba
06. ODH – Friendly- : - ), Flirty - ; -), Malandi - :-O
07. Yonty Fian – Ang Kainan. Friendly – merienda, Flirty – Dinner, Malandi – After Dinner
08. Ugly Kid Joey – Animal. Friendly – Poodle and lovebird, Flirty – pussycat and woodpecker, malandi – spit and swallow
09. Glitch – Shoes. Friendly – wears flat, flirty – wears 2-inch heel, malandi – wears 4 inch meat stiletto
10. Peticksologist – Si Friendly ang nagpapayo kay flirty na wag masyadong malandi
11. Yabyab – Friendly – Beso, Flirty – lips to lips, Malandi – lips to lips, may tongue na ipapasok pa ang candy sayo
12. ODH – Friendly – coffee or tea? Flirty – coffee, tea or me? Malandi – coffee, tea or me with my sister?
13. No Name – a genie appeared and saw 3 girls. Friendly – give me a man, Flity – give 3 men, Malandi – get all their men and give it to me
14. Yontyfian – Friendly – nagcocommute, ang flirty – nagda-drive, Malandi – Nangangabayo
15. Ugly Kid Joey – Friendly – Light-on, Flirty – Light-off basta may kandila, Malandi – Light-on or light-off doesn’t matter basta naka-focus yung webcam
16. V.A. Barcelo – Friendly – malago, flirty – trim, malandi – shave
17. Alvin – Friendly – kindat, flirty – kagat, Malandi – subo
18. Specialist – Friendly – hated sa taxi, flirty – hatid-sundo, malandi –sundo’t hatid
19. MCM XXX – Friendly – wants to play sharade, Flirty – wants to play truth or dare, Malandi – wants to play suck the card
20. Yontyfian – Road signs. Friendly – Stop, Flirty – Proceed with Caution, Malandi – Slippery when Wet
21. Fortunato – Friendly – Senorita, Flirty – Latundan, Malandi – Saba
22. No Name – Friendly – pumipila sa counter, Flirty – sumisingit, Malandi – Drive-thru
23. No Name – Friendly – Loud, like ang mga shallow cravist, Flirty – attention seeker, Malandi – silence, lagging no comments coz silence speaks louder than word.
24. Homer Singson – After Hearing Ho Ho Ho. Friendly – Hi! Hello Santa, Flirty – I’ve been naughty Santa (Sabay kindat) Malandi – Yes Santa?
25. No Name – Friendly – nahuli ni mister na nikikipagtext sa iba, Flirty – nahuli ni mister in bed may kasamang iba, Malandi – nahuli ni mister in bed with another man habang tinitext sya.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Survivor All-Star (The Castaways)

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I'm bored, walang magawa, walang mapanood. Yoko naman ng telenovelas, fantaserye, mexicanovela, koreanovela, asianovela, Willing Willie, sitcoms, going bulilit, namputcha walang na ba ibang mapanood?! E ang susunod na season pa ng Survivor at amazing race next month pa. Edi mamirata ulit, mag-download kay pareng piratebay. I downloaded one of the best season of Survivor, the 8th season, Survivor All-Star. Now, were doing the marathon 3-6 episodes per night. So let me refresh your memory, the 18 All-Stars.
Media Products | TV Seasons | TV Seasons & Episodes | TV Shows | Survivor: All-Stars

SABOGA TRIBE
Actor | RolesClass | Media Products | TV Seasons | TV Seasons & Episodes | TV Shows | Survivor: All-Stars | Individual | Rudy Boesch
Rudy Boesch "Survivor: Borneo"
The oldest player of the game has aged three years. Now at 75, Rudy has conceded that the physical aspect of the game may not be his thing.

Actor | RolesClass | Media Products | TV Seasons | TV Seasons & Episodes | TV Shows | Survivor: All-Stars | Individual | Tina Wesson
Tina Wesson "Survivor: The Australian Outback"
Not necessarily chasing another win, Tina is ready to see where this adventure takes her.

Actor | RolesClass | Media Products | TV Seasons | TV Seasons & Episodes | TV Shows | Survivor: All-Stars | Individual | Ethan Zohn
Ethan Zohn "Survivor: Africa"
As the only "Survivor" champ who went an entire season without a water challenge, Ethan is looking forward to playing in Panama.

Actor | RolesClass | Media Products | TV Seasons | TV Seasons & Episodes | TV Shows | Survivor: All-Stars | Individual | Rupert Boneham
Rupert Boneham "Survivor: Pearl Islands"
The pirate from "Survivor: Pearl Islands" is back in his element and ready to claim his prize. Though a sentimental favorite, Rupert is definitely not the most well-rested of the returning contestants.

Actor | RolesClass | Media Products | TV Seasons | TV Seasons & Episodes | TV Shows | Survivor: All-Stars | Individual | Jenna Lewis
Jenna Lewis "Survivor: Borneo"
Featured on the cover of Time magazine during the show's debut, Jenna became the cover girl for reality TV. Her emotional gusto for the game is what has brought her back.

Actor | RolesClass | Media Products | TV Seasons | TV Seasons & Episodes | TV Shows | Survivor: All-Stars | Individual | Jerri Manthey
Jerri Manthey "Survivor: The Australian Outback"
Australia's femme fatale admits she got a bit cranky last time out, but insists she took time to better prepare for this adventure. A preparation that included dropping coffee.

CHAPERA TRIBE

Actor | RolesClass | Media Products | TV Seasons | TV Seasons & Episodes | TV Shows | Survivor: All-Stars | Individual | Rob Mariano
Rob Mariano "Survivor: Marquesas"
"Survivor"'s would-be "Godfather," Rob played well enough to keep his feet up and enjoy the labors of others. He insists he has learned from his mistakes and will win this time.

Actor | RolesClass | Media Products | TV Seasons | TV Seasons & Episodes | TV Shows | Survivor: All-Stars | Individual | Amber Brkich
Amber Brkich "Survivor: The Australian Outback"
Best known as "Jerri's shadow," Amber is the most questionable All Star, though she has been called delightful by host Jeff Probst.

Actor | RolesClass | Media Products | TV Seasons | TV Seasons & Episodes | TV Shows | Survivor: All-Stars | Individual | Tom Buchanan
Tom Buchanan "Survivor: Africa"
Big Tom made it to the final four while in Africa. Maybe his original alliance with Lex and Ethan will reignite.

Actor | RolesClass | Media Products | TV Seasons | TV Seasons & Episodes | TV Shows | Survivor: All-Stars | Individual | Alicia Calaway
Alicia Calaway "Survivor: The Australian Outback"
The fitness trainer wasn't very good at confrontations in the Outback, but made for some of the series' most memorable moments.

Actor | RolesClass | Media Products | TV Seasons | TV Seasons & Episodes | TV Shows | Survivor: All-Stars | Individual | Rob Cesternino
Rob Cesternino "Survivor: The Amazon"
Though he won only one immunity challenge, many believe Rob is the best "Survivor" player ever, including Richard Hatch.

Actor | RolesClass | Media Products | TV Seasons | TV Seasons & Episodes | TV Shows | Survivor: All-Stars | Individual | Susan Hawk
Susan Hawk "Survivor: Borneo"
The former truck driver turned reporter for TV Guide says she'll try and keep her mouth shut this time out. But it's that mouth that's made her an All Star!

MOGO-MOGO TRIBE
Actor | RolesClass | Media Products | TV Seasons | TV Seasons & Episodes | TV Shows | Survivor: All-Stars | Individual | Jenna Morasca
Jenna Morasca "Survivor: The Amazon"
Jenna won "Survivor: The Amazon" with the greatest margin of victory. She's also the youngest to win and the player with the most challenge victories.

Actor | RolesClass | Media Products | TV Seasons | TV Seasons & Episodes | TV Shows | Survivor: All-Stars | Individual | Colby Donaldson
Colby Donaldson "Survivor: The Australian Outback"
He finished second during a season in which the show became the number one show in America. Many believe Colby's biggest mistake was bringing the likable Tina to the game's end with him. Of course, Tina won.

Actor | Authors | RolesClass | Media Products | TV Seasons | TV Seasons & Episodes | TV Shows | Survivor: All-Stars | Individual | Richard Hatch (Actor - Survivor)
Richard Hatch "Survivor: Borneo"
He is the winner of the show's original installment. He also is probably wearing the biggest target on his back. But Richard still believes he can win.

Actor | RolesClass | Media Products | TV Seasons | TV Seasons & Episodes | TV Shows | Survivor: All-Stars | Individual | Shii Ann Huang
Shii Ann Huang "Survivor: Thailand"
Known to fans as the "She Devil," Shii Ann is the only contestant from her series to return, and she didn't even make the jury!

Actor | RolesClass | Media Products | TV Seasons | TV Seasons & Episodes | TV Shows | Survivor: All-Stars | Individual | Kathy Vavrick-O'Brien
Kathy Vavrick O'Brien "Survivor: Marquesas"
Kathy worked with a corporate psychiatrist to better her chances. Despite being told she could not lie, she may try.

Actor | RolesClass | Media Products | TV Seasons | TV Seasons & Episodes | TV Shows | Survivor: All-Stars | Individual | Lex van den Berghe
Lex Van Den Berghe "Survivor: Africa"
Lex made it to the top three in Africa. He did so by playing the game straight and honest. Things may change this time out.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Morning Rush 243 (Knock-knock Jokes 2010)

THE TOP TEN KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES
November 26, 2010 Episode

FIRST BATCH
10. Newpie Girl – “Toothless” -Toothless lonely people in the world, and it’s gonna be fine.
09. Juwie – “Aga sawi kay Janice” –Aga sawi kay Janice, I can I hardly speak, I lose all control…
08. Jiah – Knock-knock! Who’s there?! BRITNEY SPEAKS! Britney Spears who? Knock-knock! Who’s there?! Britney Spears! Britney Spears Who?!!! – Oops! I did again!
03. Mr. Perk – “Agathat” – Agatha feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night.
06. No Name – “Everyone is Beautiful” – you are the only exception…
05. Joti – “Ginabing Kokey” –Let’s Dance…ginabing kokey
04. Kai – “Lady Gaga” – Kung Lady Gaga ka sa piling ng iba
03. Reyna Regina – “Araneta” – Bahay kubo kahit munti ang halaman duon ay sari-sari. Asan ang Araneta dun? E di sa Cubao!
02. Ruwelskie – “Dina Bonnevie, Gary V” – Dina Bonnevie my lover, Gary V with my friends?
01. Gelo – “Sino’ng Pangit” –Nobody nobody but you!

SECOND BATCH
10. ODH – “Joannah” – I Joannah close my eyes, I joannah fall asleep, coz I miss you babe and I don’t wanna miss a thing
09. john Erik – “Ang English ng bato ay stone” – Stone, ang English ng bato ay stone. (Charice’s Pyramid)
08. Jay De Lassie – “Gwapong bingi” – Huh?
Jay De Lassie – “Toilet” -It’s toilet to apologize
07. Aleninskie – “Asawa ni Carmina” – I’m Zoren, flying… (High School Musical)
06. Siever – “Fire, Apoy” – If Fire Apoy even just for the day (Beyonce’s If I were a boy)
05. Lacuracha – “Police, ahente, bombero” –Police ahente bumbero 3x and nobody can deny
04. Niniel 19 – “Common baby let’s go party” –Can read my, can read my can read my poker face… common baby let’s go party
03. ODH – “I-autoload mo ko, how much magkano” Nothing’s gonna change my love for you, I-autoload mo ko how much magkano
Yontipian – “Tiger, leon, pating, kambing” – Kailan, kailan mo ba mapapansin ang aking lihim, tiger leon pating kambing di mo pa rin pansin
02. No Name – “Isabaw mo sa kanin ang ihi ng kambing” – Isabaw mo sa kanin ang ihi ng kambing, ikaw ang liwanag sa dilim
01. Hero Zero 9 – “Kinurot ko, kinurot-kurot ko pa” – Kinurot ko, kinurot-kurot ko pa… we are as one baby for a moment in time

THIRD BATCH
10. Anika Bananika – “Come back to me” – Come back to me buk ang puso
09. Kreng – “New Zealand” – New Zealand ka sa mundong ito laking tuwa ng magulang mo
08. Homer ingson – “Dalawampu’t limang kasinungalingan” – Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie
07. No Name – “Babe, mga aswang tayo” –Kinurot ko, kinurot kurot ko pa, we are aswang babe.
06. ODH – “Pritong saba, pritong mani, sinigang, kare-kare” – Pritong saba, pritong mani, sinigang kare-kare hallelu… halleluah!
05. Hanika Bananika – “Obama” – Obama self, don’t wanna be by myself anymore.
04. Tekya – “Russian Patay” – Why men say only fool russian, patay can tell falling in lpve with you
03. DJ Gambit – “Singko pinggan” – A singko pinggan I can’t breath for the first time.
02. Sleak Maverick – “Mukha mo parang billionaire” – Mukha mo parang billionaire so freaking bad!
01. My Yankes – “Hate you na” – Hate you na, hate you na haaaaaa doobidoo bidoo bidubidooo

FINAL BATCH
10. No Name – “Anim na kamel at isang lion na urong-sulog” Kamel kamel kamel kamel lion, you come and go you come and go
09. Gwapo 53 – “Si Jollibee” – Si Jollibee one less lonely girl (Justin Bieber)
08. Scossy – “Grabe trapik” –Grabe trapik low girl, grabe trapik low girl (Chris Brown)
07. Master Baker – “Chicken” – Chicken pa rin babalik sigaw ng damdamin
06. Gwapo 53 – “I were a boy” – If I were a boy, sa puso’t diwa, a boy na isinilang sa ating bansa
05. Anika Bananika – “Ipara mo boy, bababa ako dyan” – Ipara mo boy, bababa ako dyan
Gian V – “Dustpan, electric fan, kaldero at pinggan” -Jingle bell jingle bell, jingle all the way, O dustpan electric fan kaldero at pinggan
Jayrenz – “Duling si Aga” – Mag-exercise tayo duling si Aga, duling si Aga
04. Milky Me – “Difference, Differences” – You’ll be difference, I’ll be differences, it’s a love story baby wont you say yes
03. Jay de Lassie – “Nguso mo hanggang highway” – Nguso mo hanggang highway, cool in my hair (Hotel California)
02. Jay De Lassie – “Ibulong mo kay Tolits bumili ng Tide and Bleach” –Ibulong mo kay Tolits, bumili ng tide and bleach, liwanag sa dilim
01. Mina Hermosa – “Bakla, Bading, Charing” –Sinong bakla, sinong bading, sumigaw charing charing