Thursday, June 30, 2011

FHM Philippines Sexiest Woman In The World 2011



FHM Philippines has revealed its 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2011 list with Sam Pinto on top spot, beating former FHM Philippines Sexiest titleholders Marian Rivera, Angel Locsin and Cristine Reyes who occupy the 2nd to 4th slots respectively. 


Check out the complete list of FHM Philippines 100 Sexiest Women for 2011, as revealed on its official website (fhm.com.ph) and as featured on the mag's July 2011 issue with Eula Valdez on the cover:


100. Mercedes Cabral
99. Jem Milton
98. Gwyenth Ceridwen
97. Mocha Uson
96. Nadine Samonte
95. Ryza Cenon
94. Chariz Solomon
93. Maui Taylor
92. Jamilla Obispo
91. Alex Gonzaga
90. Kylie Padilla
89. Kitty Girls
88. Alodia Gosiengfiao
87. Saicy Aguila
86. Rufa Mae Quinto
85. Jessie Mendiola
84. Jen Rosendahl
83. EB Babes
82. Sheree
81. Maegan Young
80. Sheena Halili
79. Jinri Park
78. Maria Ozawa
77. Bella Padilla
76. Alyssa Alano
75. Abby Poblador
74. Alessandra De Rossi
73. Paw Diaz
72. Julia Clarete
71. RR Enriquez
70. Aze Sasaki
69. Isabelle Daza
68. Jahziel Manabat
67. Andi Eigenmann
66. rachel ann go
65. Jennica Garcia
64. Maureen Larrazabal
63. Regine Velasquez
62. Stef Prescott
61. Shaina Magdayao
60. LJ Reyes
59. Paulene So
58. Karylle
57. Jean Garcia
56. Rachel Donaire
55. Megan Fox
54. Jacq Yu
53. Wendy Valdez
52. Paloma
51. NiƱa Jose
50. Carla Abellana
49. Kristel Moreno
48. Jef Gaitan
47. Janna Dominguez
46. Eula Valdez
45. Iza Calzado
44. Daiana Menezes
43. Georgina Wilson
42. Gwen Zamora
41. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
40. Pauleen Luna
39. Rich Asuncion
38. Erich Gonzales
37. Sarah Geronimo
36. Maja Salvador
35. Bea Alonzo
34. Aubrey Miles
33. Carla Humphries
32. Misa Campo
31. KC Concepcion
30. Ornusa Cadness
29. Toni Gonzaga
28. Priscilla Meirelles
27. Kris Bernal
26. Mariel Rodriguez
25. Michelle Madrigal
24. Heart Evangelista
23. Diana Zubiri
22. Kim Chiu
21. Bianca King
20. Rhian Ramos
19. Regine Angeles
18. Bianca Manalo
17. Anne Curtis
16. Iya Villania
15. Lovi Poe
14. Valerie Concepcion
13. Angelica Panganiban
12. Ehra Madrigal
11. Bangs Garcia
10. Ellen Adarna
9. Jackie Rice
8. Iwa Moto
7. Jennylyn Mercado
6. Katrina Halili
5. Solenn Heussaff 
4. Cristine Reyes
3. Angel Locsin
2. Marian Rivera
1. Sam Pinto

Morning Rush 276 (Things To Say When Someone Says "Help Me")


THE TOP TEN THINGS TO SAY WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "HELP ME."
May 27, 2011 Episode

FIRST BATCH
10.  Mr. Perk - Where were you when I needed help?
09. Joti - Tulungan mo muna ang sarili mo bago kita tulungan.
08. Titser Jeff - Moral lesson! wag kang tulong ng tulong to the point na ikaw naman ang maubusan.
07. Chris907 - Lumuhod ka muna at magmakaawa.
06. Dennis Pinch - my hands are full, can I use my mouth instead?
05. Blair - Hay salamat! umamin din na kailangan din ng tulong.
04. Joti - maramaing mas deserving sa tulong ko, so get lost bitch.
03. Lock on Stratus - Look, I love to, but If I help you now you won't learn anything.
02. Mr. Perk - Anung klaseng tulong? mouth-to-mouth?
01. Chris907 - o sya, tuwad!

SECOND BATCH
10. Mr. Mizer - i just hope you're not crying-wolf again.
09. Yontypian - alam mo naalala mo lang na buhay pa ako kapag nangangailangan ka lang.
Yontypian - subukan mong tandaan kung ano ang ginawa mo nung ako naman ang humingi ng tulong syo.
08. Allen Agraw - Press F1

07. Young Indy - Basta hindi financial.
06. Aniya - I do! all the time but you just loved telling us all about your problems, and it is the attention you like while you wallowed in them.
Aniya - Sige tutulungan kita pero bawasan mo muna yang self-pity mo kasi nakakairita.
05. Joti - ang tawag sayo hindi needy, lose-y!
04. Mark Tiopolo - pagkatapos mo akong ilibing ng buhay sa putik then left me, tapos "help me?"
Mark Tiopolo - familiar ka ba dun sa saying na "nek-nek mo?"
03. Allan Agraw -didn't we do the same thing last time? maybe you can figure it out yourself?
02. Yontypian - you are the least of my concern.
Loi Pogi - I'm busy! can I ignore the other time?
01. Super Gelly - Ano ba talaga ang kailangan mo tulong o audience para sa drama?


THIRD BATCH
10. Macylicious - Hindi tulong ang kailangan mo... milagro!
09. Kiss My Judas - When you need help you call me, but during the celebration ni text wala.
08. Jay Plendez - 2 tanong lang, magkano at kailan babayaran?
07. Homer Singson - Sandali na lang, I'm coming!
06. Young Indy - All circuits are busy now! All circuits are busy now! Bitch!
05. Insomiaphobic - ang hirap kasi sayo gusto mo ikaw lagi ang tinutulungan, subukan mo kayang ikaw naman ang tumulong.
no Name - Ang sabi ng mga magulang ko, hindi na baling ikaw ang tumutulong wag lang yung ikaw ang alging nangangailangan.
04. Grace Gatdula - can't you see I need help too?
Allan RFM - I've been helping this family all my life, maybe it's time I started helping myself.
03. Bushy Buhsy Isla - You need to find yourself, so get lost!
02. Yontypian - If you prayed for rain you got a deal with a mud too.
Young Indy - ginusto mo yan, panindigan mo yan.
01. Tianroy - I have this friend who posted on my wall this message, "I'm on the edge of a cliff will I do it or not, help me! " -I Poke Him.

FINAL BATCH
5. Blair - Okay lang naman tumulong ako, sana man lang may thank you pagkatapos.
04. Bear - I'll you find the solution but i won't do the solution for you.
03. Ash Villana - Ako? saan? kelan? paano? bakit? magkano? gaano kadalas?
02. Yosh - Bakit parang nagiging obligasyon ko to.
01. Wick Wig - what can i do for you that you cannot do yourself.

BLOGGERS (via TWITTER)
10. MOMMY RAZZ - 1. I need help too; 2. Who You? 3. Hindi kita maintindihan, ano kamo? Choppy ka!
09. EGG - Tulong?! Teka tatawag ako ng barangay ha... wait lang!
08. IYA - In your Fayz!
KHANTOTANTRA - wait lang... mmmm... aaaa... eeee... sige na nga!
07. JAG - Why what's wrong? What can I offer you?
MUSINGAN - sure wag lang pera.
06. BONBON - what can I do for you which you cannot do for me?
EMPI - Help? nasaan ka nung kailangan kita?
05. LEAH - sure! what's the problem? wag lang math mahina ako dun!
04. WILL - F Yourself!
03. KIKOMAXXX - Sorry wala kang priority number eh... next please!
02. XPROSAIC - Ang lusog-lusog mo, ang gara ng pananamit mo, tapos "help me"? hibang ka ba?
01. AKONI - Sige! Hubad Na!
RUNMDRUN - depende sa kapalit, I prefer non-wholesome!
GLENTOT - Help you take your clothes off? Sure!

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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Typhoon Falcon


In-underestimate ko ang lakas ng bagyong ito. Ayon sa balita hindi naman daw maglalalndfall si Falcon, kaya naman inasahan ko lang na isang maulang araw lang ang mararanasan ko nuong huwebes. payong at jacket lang solve na ko para labanan ang presensiya ni Falcon.

Buong araw naman nasa office lang ako, pasilip silip padungaw dungaw lang ako sa glass wall ng office para tingnan ang panahon. Makulimlim, maulan, mahangin. Nararamdaman na si Falcon.

Alas-singko ng hapon, uwian, japorms na japorms na ko sa hoody javket ko at itim na payong, sabayan pa ng pagsaksak ng earphone sa tenga ko, soundtrip! Lumalakas na ang ulan habang papalakad patungo ng mrt magallanes station. At lumakas na ang ulan, gamit na gamit ang payong.

Sa lakas ng ulan madaling bumaha sa ilang kalsadang dinaanan ko, walang magawa lumusong! Basang basa ang sapatos ko kumakatas ang medyas ko sa loob ng patot ko habang lumalakad patungong mrt.



Pati laylayan ng pantalon ko basang basa. Nangangatog pa ang paa ko sa lamig nung nasa loob na ako ng mrt. Nang bumama ng north avenue station, malakas pa rin ang ulan, sinugod ulit ang baha patungo sa german bus terminal/waiting area.


Nag antay ng 45minutes sa bus. Pagod na pagod, gutom na gutom. Basa ang medyas at naglalawa ang sapatos ko, sinira pa ang payong ko sa lakas ng hangin, masaya ka na ba Falcon sa nagawa mo sa akin?

Pag uwi ng bahay, nagmamadaling magbihis, hinubad ang naglalawang medyas, nagbanlaw ng paa, sinuot ang pantulog saka kumain ng mainit na sinigang na baboy. Matapos kumain, habang nanonood ng tv, minamasahe ni lablyp ang paa ko, hay sarap ng buhay! Pawi ang pagod. Tapos ngorks na kami.

Biyernes, umaga, tahimik ang panahon, mayamaya lalakas at biglang tatahimik si Falcon. Kakaunti lang kami sa office dahil nastranded amg ilang kaopisina ko, kaya naman pinauwi na lang kami alas 2 ng hapon. Same situation pa rin ang nangyari, ibang payong lang ang dala ko.


Basa na naman ang isa kong rubber shoes, medyas at pantalon ko. Isang oras nagantay ng bus sa trinoma. 3 araw nang nagpapakitang gilas si Falcon, oo na magaling ka na Falcon, kaw na! Da best ka! At same situation din ang naganap sa bahay pagdating ko. Hay buhay ulit! Sarap ng may asawa. Hihihi!


Sabado ng madaling araw rinig na rinig ko ang hagupit ni Falcon, ang lakas ng hangin at ulan, titigil sandali,  mayamaya hahagupit na naman, lintek tong si Falcon walang tigil walang pagod, ayaw magpahinga, nagcheriefer yata! Kaya nagtext ako sa office na hindi na ako makakapasok. Binaha na kasi ang ilang lugar dito sa bulacan lalo na sa Bocaue. At iyan ang masalimuot na dinanas ko kay Falcon, ano Falcon? Masaya ka na?

Monday, June 27, 2011

Pilipinas Got Talent 2 (Grand Winner)

 After ng performance night nuong nakaraang sabado, heto na ang gabing inaantay ng lahat ng sumusubaybay sa PGT2. Sinimulan ang show sa makwelang production number ni Ai-Ai, TNT ako sa ginawa nya. Acoustic at banda naman ang sumunod, sinundan ng dance number kasama ang ilang finalist, tapos mga biritera at biritero naman, at ang huling performance, ang magician, hula-hoop, tap dancers at ballroom dancers.

Maganda ang show kagabi, nakakaaliw lalo na nung sumayaw si Rico the Magician, nakakalaiw! At nagcountdown na. Inaannounce ang top 3: Happy Feet, Freestylers at si Marcelito Pomoy. 1 sa bet ko ang pumasok, ang Happy Feet.

Si Marcelito Pomoy na nga ang nanalong Grand Winner ng Season 2 ng Pilipinas Got Talent! Siya ang nanalo sa poll kung saan nakakuha siya ng karamihan ng boto. Kilala si Marcelito sa pagboboses babae at si Regine Velasquez nga ang isa sa mga idols niya. Una siyang sumali sa Talentadong Pinoy pero hindi siya pumasa sa panlasa ng mga judges doon. Ito ang kanyang performance video kahapon kung saan kinanta niya ang "The Prayer".


Ang Happy Feet naman 2nd Placer at ang Free Stylers naman ang naging 3rd Placer. Ilang oras ding nagtrend sa twitter ang #PGTGrandFinals at ang ilan pang mga mga kasali sa Pilipinas Got Talent Season 2! Sa July 9, 2011 naman magsisimula ang Season 3 ng Pilipinas Got Talent.




Sunday, June 26, 2011

Pilipinas Got Talent 2 (Finalists)

Mas nasubaybayan ko ang season na ito kumpara last year kung saan finals night lang ang napanood ko. Marami ang namayagpag kagabi, mga dance group at singers, magician at talaga namang may mga talent na finalist. May iba, magaling sa audition at semi-finals, pero bagsak sa performance kagabi.


01. FREESTYLERS
Ang “buwis-buhay” na performance. Napa-wow ako sa mga stunts na ginawa nila, stunt after stunt after stunt. Kinalaban yata nila ang laws of gravity sa galing. Medyo hindi kagalingan yung sayawan part, pero ang stunts, na kahit na common ng ginagawa sa ilang dance competition tulad ng showtime, mapapabilib ka pa rin, sa taas at nakakagulat na talon.

02. DJP TRIO
Amazing kids! kakaiba yung blend ng mga boses nila, medyo nagkaproblema lang sa lakas ng micropono nila kaya hindi masyado marinig ang mga boses nila, natatalo ang lakas ng music.

03. HAPPY FEET
Ang Magkapatid na sina Ramonito at Laudito o ang Happy Feet ang pangatlong nagperform at isa sila sa mga nagpahanga sa maraming manunuod dahil sa galing nila sa paglagay ng beat sa kanta na napili nila

04. JOHN MICHAEL NARAG
Si John Michel Narag na kumanta ng isang awitin ni Martin Nievera,paumanhin nakalimutan ko kung anong title ng kinnta nya, Di masyado nagmarka sa akin ang performance nya

05. BAGUIO BOOM BOOM BOYS (B4)
Ang panglima ay ang B4 na mula sa baguio, ordinaryo lang ang sayaw na ginawa nila sa tingin ko di masyado ang impact ng pagtatanghal nila ngayon, Mas magaling sila nun semi finals.

06. RICO THE MAGICIAN
Si Mang Rico the Magician ang isa sa mga nangulat kanina sa performance night, kaya lang parang bitin parang naka 3 tricks lang sya.

07. MADRIGAL SIBLINGS
Madrigal Siblings ay ang pampitong nagtanghal umawit sila ng mga kanta mula sa mga awitin noong edsa people power 1.

08. MARCELITO POMOY
Si Marcelito Pomoy ang pinaka nangulat sa lahat ng nagtanghal, Bilang nakilala sya sa pagkanta ala Songbird pero kanina kinanta nya ang The Prayer na inawit nina Celine Dion at Andrea Bocelli. Nagawa nya ito nang sabay at mahusay, sya ay nakatangap ng standing ovation mula sa audience sa Araneta.

09. FILOGRAM
Ang performance ng Filogram ay pang showtime pero magaling din sila tulad ng Freestylers at B4.

10. BUILDEX PAGALES
Kinanta naman ni Buildex Pagales ang kanta ni Bruno Mars na Lazy Song, Tinawag sya nina aiai na Bruno Earth at naging trending pa ito sa philippines sa twitter.

11. NEILBETH
Ang Pares nina Lioniel Enopia at Elizabeth Dazo o mas kilala sa tawag na NIELBETH ay hindi binigo ang kanilang mga tagasuporta at mga manunuod, kung gaano kapasabog ang performance nila nung semi finals mas pasabog ang ginawa nila ngayong Grand Finals.

12. JEM CUBIL
Si Jem Cubil ay kumanta ng isang love song na ang pamagat ay Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman. mganda na sana ang pagkanta nya pero bakas na bakas sa Mukha nya ang kaba. At sana nagartista na lang sya, hindi sya pang PGT, pilit ang kanta nya.

13. SKEIGHTS
ang Skeights ay tumugtog ng awitin ng rivermaya na Liwanag sa Dilim, pero napansin ko na medyo magulo sila sa loob ng stage at kapansin pansin din na hindi rin sila masyado pinalakpakan.

14. ANGEL CALALAS
Si Angel Calalas ang huling nagtanghal sa Performance night at syempre di rin nya binigo ang mga nagantay sa kanya, kaya lang medyo bitin ang kanyang performance at hindi maganda ang angulo ng camera kaya hindi masyado napanuod ng maganda ang kanyang performance.


My top 3 performances: Madrigal Siblings, Happy Feet and Rico the magician.

Watch the Pilipinas Got Talent Season 2 Grand Finalists’ performances:
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PART 6:


PART 7:

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Morning Rush 275 (Naughty Haikus)


THE TOP TEN NAUGHTY HAIKUS (5,7,5)
June 16, 2011 Episode - sent in by Dance Empress

FIRST BATCH
10. Mr. Perk - Wala ng panty, Hey Boy ready na ako, came on let's go na!
09. Lock On Stratus -  Kapag umulan, masaya ang mga pusa, kasi wet sila.
08. Humdinger - Ang saya last night, tumayo buong gabi, galing ng coffee!
07. Ampipatika - EDSA traffic Jam, his hand moves from wheel to thigh, red light please she says.
06. Blitzkrieg - kapag angry bird, kinain na ng zombies, lungkot na flowers.
05. Malditang Divine - Honey anu ba, paki bilisan naman, cge I'll come late.
04. KC Kajor - Labas-masok ka, sa mahiwagang kweba, tapos susuka!
03. Humdinger - Sipsip na bilis, matigas na talaga, ice candy lamig!
02. Jack16 - Sometimes I stare out, from my window watching her, as she trim her bush.
01. Homer Singson - Miss I like your legs, raise up your skirt may I beg? Teka 'bat may egg?

SECOND BATCH
10. Kid Bukid - Coz of the blue pill, noong sya'y namatay na, coffin hard to close?
09. Engr.Moks - Miss ketchup ka ba?, ako kasi ay hotdog, pasawsaw naman.
08. KC Kajor - Lawayan mo na, at ipasok sa butas, itong sinulid.
07. Pesteng Ehem - Itlog mo kita, pula at maalat pa, salted egg pala.
06. Tian26Jack - Taas baba mo, ayan lumalabas na, tubig sa poso.
05. Blitzkrieg - Hoy magsasaka, ang bukid ay tigang na, mag-aaro na.
04. Joti - come kana kasi, lulunukin ko na nga, ang pride ko di ba.
03. Pesteng Ehem - upuan mo na, you feel something matigas? wooden chair kasi.
02. Trick - Senorito... no, ayoko yan! ayoko, saba Oh my gosh!
01. KC Kajor - enter from the front, remember this my backdoor, for exit only.

THIRD BATCH
10. Arvincent - Color of the day, color black na bra't panty, flag ceremony.
09. Kurt Smith - himasin muna, para tumayo ito, buntot ng pusa.
08. Gladiza - sobrang init now, look dry na yang flower mo, want me to wet it?
07. Oscar Dela Hopia - buksan ang zipper, kamayin mo ang body ko, good job manong guard!
06. Castor Winston - ayan malapit na, puputok na sa loob, sarap ng popcorn.
05. Mr. Perk - Go up down up down, repeat it vigorously, ganyan mag push up
04. Arvincent, asawa nya ay, asawa ng fishball vendor, tuhugan ito.
03. Tian26Jack - medyo masakit, dahan-dahan lang pasok, dumugo tuloy!
02. Kryptoverbalize - etong itlog ko, labas mo na ang monay, breakfast na tayo.
01. Divisoria King Bed - Yak kadiri ah, bakit nakasupot pa, dont wanna eat that.

FINAL BATCH
10. No Name - binitin mo ko, kung kelan basang-basa, ako'y sinampay.
09. Oscar Dela Hopia - Malambot pa sya, patigasin mo muna, yang ice cream sa ref.
08. Loi Pogi - takbo ng takbo, pinagpawisan na ko, egg na maalat.
07. JDV - lapit ka dito, matatapos na ako, yan free facial.
06. Care Bear - pag tumalsik na, ay ang init sa mukha, nitong mantika.
05. Inzu - ang puti-puti, at malapot-lapot pa, itong mayonaise.
Jakemon - kung di papatong, paano makakabuo, mga hollow blocks.
Shames - Oh my sige pa, sa rurok malapit na, dun maganda.
04. Loi Pogi - dumudungaw sya, pag galit na galit na, ang land lady
Loi Pogi - Ulo pa lang yan, baka hindi mo kayanin, giant tilapia.
03. JDV - nakakapagod, count to 10 ng count to 10, pahinga muna.
02. Joti - sixty-nine kamo?, grabe bata pa ko no? sixteen lang age ko.
01. Pesteng Ehem - pasok finger ko, may lumabas na sayo, coin from piggy bank.

BLOGGERS (via TWITTER)
10. MUSINGAN - magkano manong, ang sarap po ng balls mo, Asan sukli ko?
09. SUPLADO - Buklatin ko na, at lalawayan ko pa, ang libro ko bow
08. EGG - pahipo naman, sige na macho papa, sukatin ko lang
07. KHANTO - sige dilaan mo, butas pasukin go! Sewing machine
06. IYA - pisil pisilin, wag mo lang lalamugin, manga hilaw pa
05. IYA - Titigil na ba? Pipilitin ko pa ba? Luha tama na
04. BINO - You unzip my fly, while im touching your booby, lets make love tonight.
03. XPROSAIC - Batihin mo pa, malapit nang labasan, ng foam ang egg whites
IYA - Babatihin ko, gigiling ng mabuti, sunnysideup to
02. JAG - playing all alone, heto na malapit na, boom! Penge towel
01. IYA - Pasisiritin, halika malapit na, gripo tulo pa!

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Friday, June 24, 2011

The Amazing Race Asia 3 (The Teams)



The Amazing Race Asia 3 will premiered last 2008. At dahil tapos na lahat ng reality shows na pinapanood ko (AI, TAR, Survivor) nagdownload ako ng TARA3. Nasubaybayan ko ang  TARA 1 at 2, kung saan si Aubrey and Jacq ang pambato ng Pinas sa season 1, at sila Marc at Rovilson naman ang sa ikalawang season, parehong bigong manalo. Ngayong season 3, 20 racers in 10 teams, 7 sa kanila ay artists/models, 3 ang hosts at 2 ang beauty queens. Here are the 10 teams for TARA3:

Natalie and Pailin - Thailand

The Amazing Race Asia Season 3 picture sports entertainments photo
Sam and Vince - Hong Kong

The Amazing Race Asia Season 3 picture sports entertainments photo

Neema and Amit (India)

The Amazing Race Asia Season 3 picture sports entertainments photo

Niroo and Kapil (India)
The Amazing Race Asia Season 3 picture sports entertainments photo
William and Isaac (Korea)

The Amazing Race Asia Season 3 picture sports entertainments photo

Ida and Tania (Malaysia)

The Amazing Race Asia Season 3 picture sports entertainments photo
Henry and Bernie (Malaysia)

The Amazing Race Asia Season 3 picture sports entertainments photo

Geoff and Tisha (Philippines)

The Amazing Race Asia Season 3 picture sports entertainments photo

A.D. and Fuzzie (Singapore)

The Amazing Race Asia Season 3 picture sports entertainments photo

Mai and Oliver (Thailand)

The Amazing Race Asia Season 3 picture sports entertainments photo

They say that this season of TARA is the toughest race ever, with shorter resting time, harder journeys and a more fast-paced and intense race.





Soundtrack - The Amazing Race Mp3
Mp3-Codes.com

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Morning Rush 274 (___ Is Better Than ___, Because ___.)



THE TOP TEN _____ IS BETTER THAN _____, BECAUSE _____.
June 14, 2011 Episode - sent in by Kara Diyosi

FIRST BATCH
10. Jay Ryan - A magnet is better than my supervisor, because ang magnet dinikikitan ng metal, ang supervisor dinikitan ng mga plastic.
09. Goria - my best friends are better than my boyfriends, because I'm still in relationship with my bestfriends 20 years and going.
08. Greg - La Salle is better than Ateneo, kasi yung "The" Ateneo bago lang yan, kami matagal ng "De"La Salle.
07. Freeverse - Sleep is better than sex, because there is no guilt if you it alone.
06. Homer Singson - Saturn is better than LeBron, because ang saturn may ring.
05. Butter Baby - Fangirling is better than stalking, because you have a license to follow your idol.
04. Finding Gelo - Patting it with kind words is better than the blood truth, because it's the same destination but one is a smoother way.
03. Butter Baby - being silent and suceeding is better than being loud and fail, because that way you don't loses much face.
02. Jontaurwalrus - malandi is better than maganda, because the malandi will always get the boys.
01. Freeverse - I'm better than you, because I can make him smile with my clothes on.

SECOND BATCH
10. Freezy Menthol - 5-minute break every hour is better than 15-minute break every 2 hours, because it increases productivity more.
09. Tianroy - a toothache is better than heartache,kasi pag masakit ang ngipin mo pwede mong ipabunot, ang puso pag masakit hindi mo na ipatanggal kahit walang silbi.
08. No Name - street fighters are better than bat fighters, because you know who you are up against.
07. Engr.Moks - Straight-to-the-point is better than silent-treatment, because I'm not a mind-reader.
06. Butter Baby - Being BBM-mates is better than being Tweetmates, because we don't really need to read your PDA.
05. Spy Shadow - Beer is better than Woman, kasi pwedeng mag-bottom's up kahit in-public.
04. Mio-Mio - 2299 is better than my crush, kasi atleast yung 2299 nagrereply sa text ko.
03. Butter Baby - 1 sensible tweet is better than 20 non-sense tweets, because nobody likes flooders.
02. Allan Agraw - Christina Aguilera is better than Britney Spears, because Christina Aguilera is "Beautiful" and Britney is "Toxic."
01. Mr.Perk - Coming Out is better than being in the closet, because you don't have to pretend that you love basketball when in fact you just love seeing men in shorts playing with ball.

THIRD BATCH
10. Humdinger - Performing better is better than hating on someone because he is good, because hating is a loser's revenge.
09. No Name - Deadmahan is better than pansinan for us, kasi baka muhulog lang ulit ako sa'yo.
08. No Name - Dry boogers are better than wet boogers, because they are easier to take off.
07. Football Zombie - A cellphone is better than a girlfriend, kasi ang cellphone may silent-mode.
06. Homer Singson - Pizza Hut is better than LeBron, because Puizza Hut delivers.
05. Mojacko - Security Guards are better than Bouncers, because security guards nakatayo buong araw, ang bouncers sa gabi lang.
04. IamCorics - Unpretty is better than being a poser, because atleast if you're unpretty you are proud of what you are.
03. Allan Agraw - Maria Regina Christina Jennigail Manio Pili is better than all of her classmates combine, because she got all the award.
02. Chris907 - Angry Bird is better than men, coz the buird stays angry no matter how long you play it.
01. ToyaTotskie - Women are better than men, because women can carry two mountains while men can't carry two eggs without the help of the bird.

FINAL BATCH
10. Engr.Moks - Twitter is better than Facebook, because Facebook is for people you know while Twitter is for people you wish to know.
09. Pamela Awesome - Suplada is better than plastic, atleast you are being real.
08. XOXO Meg - Thieves are better than liars, because with thieves they steals only the material thing while with liars they steal the truth.
07. Dennis Pinch - Doing no.2 is better than seeing the Twilight boys taking off their shirts, ang sarap kasi ng feeling after the experience.
06. Dora - I am being than you, because your boyfriend said so.
05. Champanonoy - The awful truth is better than the sugar-coated half truth, only because it is the truth.
04. Kokoy - Originals are better than remakes, because they're not OA.
03. Saint2Q5 - Kayabangan is better than kayamanan, kasi ang yaman nauubos ang yabang parang hindi.
02. Cham - Crying alone is better than laughing with people who are only pretending to like you.
01. Ang Unica Hija - Angry bird is better than big bird, kasi aanhin mo ang big bird kung hindi naman angry.

BLOGGERS
10. Mommy Razz - Mother is better than a boyfriend/girlfriend, because she/he will never cheat on you.
 Khantotantra - a brother is better than a sister, because a sister is too bitchy.
09. Egg - Tapsilog is better than chicksilog, because tapsilog ay nakakain samantala ang chicksilog hindi kasi may lawit! 
08. Midnyt Driver - Me is better than Piolo, Coco, Dingdong and Sam, because no one is better than me.
07. Empi - Girl boobs is better than man boobs, because girl boobs produces milk.
06. Jag - Men are better than women, because men are smarter they have 2 heads.
05. Xprosaic - Men are better than horse, because di lang nasasakyan, napapakinabangan pa sa maraming bahagy.
04. Glentot - Briefs are better than boxers, because your balls don't pop out.
03. Akoni - Sleep is better than sex, becasue you don't feel guilty about doing it alone.
02.  Bino - sex is better than text because mas masarap magkarioon ng sexmate kesa textmate.
01. Leah- Chocolate is better than sex because chocolate can still give satisfaction even when it has gone soft.


Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Music In My Head (Science and Faith)

by The Script

Pangalawa na to! pangalawang The Script LSS, huli yung kanta nilang "The Man Who Can't Be Move," eh sino ba naman ang hindi makakagusto sa mga kanta nila. Sabi nga, kung noon nagsesenti ka sa mga kanta ni Rey Valera, ngayon emo ka naman sa mga kanta ng The Script.


Science And Faith lyrics

Tried to break her to a science
In an act of good defiance
I broke her heart

There's a pull up on her theories
There's a watch her growing weary
I broke her heart

Having heavy conversations
About the frivolous constellations of our souls, oh
We're just trying to find some meaning
In the things that we believe in
But we got some ways to go

Of all of the things that she's ever said
She goes and says something that just knocks me dead

You won't find faith or hope down a telescope
You won't find heart and soul in the stars
You can break everything down to chemicals
But you can't explain a love like ours

It's the way we feel, yeah, this is real
It's the way we feel, yeah, this is real

I tried pushing evolution
As the obvious conclusion of the start
But it was all my own amusement
Saying love was an illusion of a hopeless heart

Of all of the things that she's ever said
She goes and says something that knocks me dead

You won't find faith or hope down a telescope
You won't find heart and soul in the stars
You can break everything down to chemicals
But you can't explain a love like ours

It's the way we feel, yeah, this is real
It's the way we feel, yeah, this is real

Of all of the things that she's ever said
She goes and says something that just knocks me dead

You won't find faith or hope down a telescope
You won't find heart and soul in the stars
You can break everything down to chemicals
But you can't explain a love like ours

It's the way we feel, yeah, this is real
It's the way we feel, yeah, this is real






Science And Faith - The Script Mp3
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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Morning Rush 273 (Answers to the Question "Eow Powh... Will You Be My Textmate/Sexmate?")



THE TOP TEN ANSWERS TO THE QUESTION "EOW POWH... WILL YOU BE MY TEXTMATE/SEXMATE?"
June 10, 2011 Episode -sent in by Dance Empress

FIRST BATCH
10. Cara Girosi - Go Fuck yourself!
09. I Am Cory - Iho, daddy mo to!
08. Engr. Moks - pag nagchampion ka na sa Spelling bee, sige pwede na tyong maging textmate.
07. Oscar Dela Hopia - Wow! that are cool!
06. Freezy Menthol - textmate? that is so last season, get in touch with me if you have BBM or facetime.
05. Mariel/Joti - Pa-PasaLaod powh!
04. Mr.Mizer - Jejemon you? Bekemon me!
03. Humdinger - Go to hell powh!
02. Allen Agraw - Ayoko! gusto ko via telegrama.
01. Mr. Perk - Pervert! Pervert! Sige mag-meet tayo ng 3-o-clock sa mall!

SECOND BATCH
10. Arvincent - papunta na dyan ang jejebuster at grammarbusty!
09. Emfernal Gleek 20 - Jeje Mo Ogag!
08. Tianroy/Supergelly - wit kong makitext tong at makichukchak sa kumekelembong na jejemon.
07. Jops Jops - Text mate? tapos ano? sexmate? tapos ano? mahuhulog ako sayo! Tapos maghahanap ka ng iba? tapos iiwan mo rin ako? tapos madedress ako? wag na alng wala akong load!
06. Jinggay - Textmate? sige, pero kasal muna!
05. Jinjinjin - ay tamang-tama ang mommy ko naghahanap ng textmate, gusto mo?
04. John Lithuaco - you're a waste of load.
03. Chris 907 - itext mo ko dun sa isa kong cellphone, 0919******, dun mo ipadala lahat ng dirty message mo. (Makati Police Hotline)
02. Blitskrieg - Choppy ka, choppy!
01. Freverse - Nakadiri ka! Anu bang suot mo? Ako tuwalya lang, manipis! Ay nalaglag!

THIRD BATCH
10. Chris907 - Crispin? Basilio? kayo ba yan mga anak?
09. No Name - sige EB tayo, Lot 02, Row 4, Section C... Libingan ng mga Bayani!
08. Allen Agraw - Ngeyow mow, nguwede ngayown ngeks nweek! (Ngengemon)
07. Mark Santos - Oi! Bungga tikmeyt!
06. Cotton Bad - Sorry, i went black and I never went back!
05.cHAmpanonoy - Wait lang po, kukunin ko lang pows yung pustiso kows at yung tungkod kows tapos meet na ayows!
04. Allen Agraw - kung sana sa alabang ka rin nakatira para pareho tayong SLEXmate
03. Freeverse - No effing way... may webcam ka ba?
02. Maximo - kung ang tawag sa text ng jejemon ay Jejetext, paano kung tumawag ka?
01. Blitskrieg - tamang tama marami akong load, 1 week load!

FINAL BATCH
10. Young Indy - maliban sa text mo anu pa ang baliko sayo?
09. Dennis Pinch  - sure! but first I'd like your position regarding our government's handling of the Spratly's dispute with china.
08. Lock On Startus - Hon, alam kong ikaw yan tinetesting mo nanaman ako.
07. Goosenits - Gustohw mows now nah! Ahh, ahh, ahh....okay I'm done.
06. AClicious - Hanggang text lang? bet tayo pangit ka!
05. Pamela Awesome - sorry I'm allergic to bf
04. Lack On Stratus - baka naman madaming "Magsasaka" na ang umaaro sa bukid mo?
03. Ice Loves You - Problemado ka ba? alam mo bang hinahatulan ng bibliya ang kahalayan?
02. Gochuikomon - I have long hair, I'm chinita, mabuti, 36-24-36..my name, Badong!
01. Toink - Sorry, naka-plan ako, naka-unli ka! hindi tayo bagay!




Monday, June 20, 2011

Project 365 (April 2011)


Whew! Natagalan at masyadong late na tong post ko na to. Nakakatamad kasi mag-upload ng mga picture. Anu nga ba ang highlight ng April 2011? nalimutan ko na ang ilan, ang natatandaan ko lang: Ang royal wedding, ang mainit na debate tungkol sa RH bill, anu pa ba? wala nako maisip. Yun lang muna ang masasabo ko sa April 2011. Heto naman ang kaganapan sa buong April ko:

DAY 091 (April 01, 2011). Wifi na ang bahay! Naks Sasyal!


DAY 092 (April 02, 2011). Muling tikman ang Jollibee Float! Galing sa kapatid ko!


DAY 093 (April 03, 2011). Final design ng logo ng aking munting sideline.


DAY 094 (April 04, 2011). Watching CJ7 (tagalized) on ABS-CBN afternoon movie.


DAY 095 (April 05, 2011). Bought Yampanada from Robinson's Balagtas Town Center.


DAY 096 (April 06, 2011). Pinaactivate na rin sa wakas ang HSBC credit card ko. Magamit lang!


DAY 097 (April 07, 2011). Magbayad ng utang sa Globe using credit card! Naputulan kasi!


DAY 098 (April 08, 2011). Downloaded Fruit Ninja Lite sa ipod...addicting!


DAY 099 (April 09, 2011). Bought a FilPhone unit, My Phone for my extra sims, Sun & Globe.


DAY 100 (April 10, 2011). Natikman din ang Tanduay Ice. Parang Cali Shandy lang, pang lady's drink.


DAY 101 (April 11, 2011). Subukang manood ng dvd sa 32-inch LCD TV nila Nanay.


DAY 102 (April 12, 2011). Nagbalik na ang internet connection matapos ang ilang araw.

DAY 103 (April 13, 2011). Ang pananatili ni Mama Mary sa bahay ng isang linggo. Dinala sa amin ng tita ko. After 1 week, ibang bahay naman.


DAY 104 (April 14, 2011). Walang magawa, ayusin ang ayos ng bahay (Sala)


DAY 105 (April 15, 2011). Wala pa ring magawa, kwarto naman.


DAY 106 (April 16, 2011). Ngayon ko lang nadiscover si Achmed sa Youtube. Tawa ng tawa.


DAY 107 (April 17, 2011). Simula ng Holy Week 2011. Palm Sunday!


DAY 108 (April 18, 2011). Holy Monday. Simula ng pasyon at pagtitika.


DAY 109 (April 19, 2011). Holy Tuesday. Walang magawa mag-FB at manood ng tv maghapon.


DAY 110 (April 20, 2011). Muling naadik sa twitter. Unfollow Hollywood and local celebrity. Bloggers at ilang kaibigan na lang ang tinia, gawing YM ang twitter. LOL


Day 111 (April 21, 2011). Visita Iglesia kasama ang kamag-anak. Pandi, Sta. Maria, Bocaue, Balagtas, Guiguinto, Malolos at Bulacan, Bulacan.


Day 112 (April 22, 2011). Ang pinakamahabang prusisyon sa Baliuag. 93 Life-size Carrozas.


DAY 113 (April 23, 2011). Birthday ni Nanay.


DAY 114 (April 24, 2011). Easter Sunday!


DAY 115 (April 25, 2011). Nag-anak si Mokong sa binyag.


DAY 116 (April 26, 2011). Mag Farmville lang maghapon.


DAY 117 (April 27, 2011). Sasa's new summer cut aka puppy cut!


DAY 118 (April 28, 2011). Nagampon si Nanay ng kuting, meet Achmed.


DAY 119 (April 29, 2011). The Royal Wedding.


DAY 120 (April 30, 2011). Bumili ng 1 goldfish kasama ng natirang isa, kapalit ng 5 namatay.



Moks' Song of the Month (April 2011)




Far East Movement - Like A G6 (feat. Cataracs Mp3
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