Monday, October 31, 2011

Morning 314 (Signs That You Are Astig)


THE TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU ARE ASTIG
October 14, 2011 Episode

FIRST BATCH
10. Jepoy - As you enter a cowboy bar, you slam your foot on the door and go "Aww"
09. Camilo - kung di ka tumitili like a little girl when you hear sadako
08. Kitrich - when you see your blond blue-eye creature pero pag nagsalita parang pinanganak sa Caloocan
07. No Name - if you are like Manuel Marquez who drinks your own pee
06. Edrick - if you are a guy in a stelleto highheals with eyelashes, pero lahat ng tao sa tambayan takot sayo.
05. Poydavid - if you can unhook woman's bra with just two fingers
04. Ezzy - if you are stack in traffic, you can do your makeup, check your flught schedule, listen to TMR, send an entry and make it to the top.
03. no name - if you have parkinson disease but you are still a coach of a pound-for-pound king
02. Aluckylorenzo - kapag sinabi ng mahal mo na di ka nya mahal pero gagawa ka ng paraan para mahalin ka nya.
01. Cocohernandez - my lola play angry birds on her tablet.

SECOND BATCH
10. Jemsparks - if you are the heir of Bill Gates
09. Camilo - kapag hindi ka sumusunod sa uso, kasi ikaw ang nagpapauso.
08. Kengkarotz - if the mere mention of your name strikes fear just by mentionting it.
07. Aluckylorenzo - if you are driving your own car and you stop just to give way for an old lady to cross the street.
06. Almavillar - whenever i see a really really old couple holding hands while walking in the mall.
05. Migs - if you can go to your boss and say, "Boss, wala ka bukas di ba? Ako muna bahala dito."
04. PopoytheSailorman - if you are dri ing a car and you can drive your heart at the same time.
03. Dynegirl - kapag sinabi mong magkakape ka pero nagpapapak ka ng kape.
02. Footballzombie - sending a tweet to tmr top10 habang nakasabit ka sa jeep na humaharurot ng 100kph.
01. Aluckylorenzo - kung saksakan ng baho ng putok mo pero hearthrobe ka pa din.

FINAL BATCH
10. acrytalicious - favorite snack mo ang wasabe
09. Thepabileguy - if your family is having a solidarity when someone in your family having a chemo
08. Cocohernandez - kapag minsan ka lang magpadala ng entry sa top10 pero laging top 1.
07. Jepoy - if you are browsing the net, watching tv and listening to RX at the same time, and you understand all the details.
06. Alberteinstan - kung kaya mong magplank sa ibabaw ng umaandar na jeep.
05. LockonStratus - kapag kaya mong kumain habang nago-autopsy. Masterbatet - if you are a medtech, you eat while examining stool sample.
04. Butterbaby - nagfile ka ng emergency leave at ang rason mo, "Manonood ng Azkals, baket may reklamo?!"
03. Jepoy - kapag lahat ng problema mo sa buhay ay napagdaan mo, ang lagi mong sinasabi, "life is good!"
02. Honeysuckle - astig is one who gets laugh by everyone elsebecause he is different, and he laughs at everyone else because they are all the same.
01. Markwwps - kung kaya mong dilaan ang hindi mo kayang amoyin. Sent from my iPod





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Sunday, October 30, 2011

Back to the 90's (Westlife)



Tuwing linggo, madalas natng naririnig sa FM radio ang mga kantang Born Free, Tie A YEllow Ribbon, My Way, kahit anu'ng kanta ni Frank Sinatra, mga classic songs noong 50's, 60's at 70's. Yan ang panahong kinalakihan ng ating mga magulang, nila nanay at tatay pati na rin sila Lolo at Lola. Pagkakarinig ka nyan sa loob ng bahay namin, alam mo na linggo na. Mahilig ang nanay makinig ng mga lumang tugtugin. Kasi ito ang panahon nila, hindi sila maka-jive, yung ilan lang, sa mga kanta natin sa ngayon.
90's hits ang music ko, ito ang panahon ko. Dito sa panahong ito nahilig ako sa music at mtv's. Maraming music noong 80's ang gusto ko rin pero ang 90's talaga ang nagpasimula ng kahiligan kong mangolekta ng cassette tapes, cd's at mp3's. Pagdating ng panahon ang mga kantang to ang magiging classic naman sa mga susunod na henerasyon.




More Than Words


Swear It Again



Seasons In The Sun



Fool Again



If I Let You Go



Flying Without Wings



Uptown Girl



I Lay My Love On You



When You’re Looking Like That

 I

Have A Dream



Soledad



What Makes A Man



Bop Bop Baby



World Of Our Own



Queen Of My Heart



Evergreen



Unbreakable



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Saturday, October 29, 2011

Morning Rush 313 (Bad Firstname-Lastname Combinations)


THE TOP TEN BAD FIRSTNAME LASTNAME COMBINATIONS
October 12, 2011 Episode

FIRST BATCH
10. JayjayPH - Chicky Que
09. Crabbylicious - Daughter of Lyn Ching, Haha Ching
08. Onestepatatime - Venus Mars (if Venus Rah married to Bruno Mars)
07. Badmathmark - Britney Paul (Britney Spears + Shan Paul)
06. Krystianorhoynaldo - Ernesto Recto
05. PolIgnatius - Dr. Bill Bell
04. Kitrich / Kengkarots - Tina Yuan
03. Ninoguba - Tae Kah
02. Akira - Utt Tong
01. MarcyCool - Sadam Jose

SECOND BATCH
10. blitskrieg - Kelly Clarkson + R. Jelly = Kelly Kelly
09. No name - Gina Pareno + Aljur jabar = Gina Jabar
08. No Name - Kapit Zapata-Lim
07. Rcandcess - Riddick Harder
06. Westicetoshiba - Tin Agusan
05. Hans - Victor Malihim
04. Spark - Vice Ganda + John Meyer = Vice Meyer
03. Krisforkris - Tae Yun Nya
02. MrPerk - Boy Agbayani
01. Jumble - Pack Yu

THIRD BATCH
10. Dynegirl - Mojacko Lou Blanco
09. ODH - Ursula Tong or U. Tong
08. OhGerald - Richard Hard
07. Gayla - Richard Poon + Tamara Tan = Tan Poon
06. Jaypee - Princess D. Kagandahan
05. Cocohernandez - Alicia Keys' daughter, Pooh Keys
04. Jepoy - Ash Wang
03. Madmathmark - Pete Pecson
02. Peticsologist - Shintaro Go
01. Docpapaoncall - Chiu Papa

FINAL BATCH
21. Capt.Slacker - Cano Family: Ameri, Mexi, Afri and Vol
20. Thepabileguy - King Que
19. Polignacius - Olga Go
18. Ianionneon - Didi Amin Yan
17. Jepebebe - Dwayne Dy
16. No Name - Kim Porn Pornipoke
15. Camilo - Kuh Palma
14. No Name - Su Pots
13. Nicks - Deo Duran
12. Kawi - Dr. Acula
11. MrLon - Gina Tan (tangina@yahoo.com)
10. Dre - Ice Ty
09. Smack - Alfonzo So
08. Bertongbukol - Lovie Poe-Sy
07. Coneychua - Reginald Fe So
06. SilentMD - Patrick Po Que
05. No Name - Sonny A. Tan or S.A. Tan
04. Kate - Eva Adan
03. Ualemanya - Zac Yu
Ualemanya - Son of Freddie Roach, Cock Roach
02. Dreamer - Vicsonario Venis for short Vic Venis
1. Spongerob - Shamsey Supsu married to Larry Bird = Shamsey Supsup-Bird





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Friday, October 28, 2011

Survivor South Pacific (Episode 07)

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"Trojan Horse"
Redemption Island Duel
The castaways would dissemble a box and use the pieces as planks to build a bridge. Once they cross the bridge, they would use some of the planks to solve a pattern puzzle. The first castaway to solve their puzzle would win.

Reward/Immunity Challenge
The tribes would split off in pairs of castaways. One pair would act as callers to the two other pairs as they navigate blindfolded and hooked to a rope through an obstacle course to collect four bags of masks. One pair of castaways would then use only their sense of touch with no help from the rest of the tribe to match the masks into pairs. The first pair to properly match all eight masks would win for their tribe.
Reward: A screening of Jack and Jill.

Recap
When Upolu returned to camp from Tribal Council, most of the tribe expressed concern that Brandon's recurring blowups at Tribal Council could potentially jeopardize their future in the game. Edna, however, secretly hoped that Brandon's behavior would continue, as it might take the target off her. Sophie, Albert, Ozzy, and Cochran witnessed the duel between Christine and Mikayla. Despite the support that Mikayla received from Albert and Sophie, Christine won her fifth Redemption Island Duel in a row in a closely fought match. With Christine's continued domination at the duels and the possibility that Savaii might lose the next challenge, Ozzy began to consider volunteering to be sent to Redemption Island so that he could defeat Christine ahead of a tribal merge. A win by him would mean that the tribes would go into the merge in equal numbers. He approached Cochran about his plan and also offered to give his Hidden Immunity Idol to someone to hold for him while he was at Redemption Island. At Upolu, Coach tried to inspire his tribe by having them all "find" the Hidden Immunity Idol. Coach, Albert, and Sophie staged a hunt for the idol for the others. While passing the tree mail stand, Coach and Sophie found a package announcing the upcoming challenge, so they took the opportunity to announce they had "two pieces of great news": the upcoming challenge and the "finding" of the Hidden Immunity Idol. At the combined Reward/Immunity Challenge, Upolu had Coach and Rick as callers, while Savaii used Jim and Cochran. During the third swapping of pairs to retrieve the final bag of masks, Cochran struggled to get Ozzy and Whitney properly hooked into the rope. Savaii fell behind and never recovered, letting Upolu take the win. Ozzy was extremely upset at Cochran's mistake, which made Cochran concerned that Ozzy would renege on his plan to volunteer to go to Redemption Island. When Savaii got back to camp, they blamed the loss on Cochran and told him that he could redeem himself at Redemption Island. However, by the next morning, the anger at Cochran had subsided. Ozzy retrieved the Hidden Immunity Idol, presented it to the tribe, and put forth his volunteer plan. Jim and Keith were concerned about Ozzy volunteering to be voted out since, if the merge did not happen the next day, the tribe would be weaker with Cochran competing in the next challenge rather than Ozzy. At Tribal Council, Ozzy offered his plan to volunteer with the twist that he would tell Christine that Cochran had found the Hidden Immunity Idol and used it to blindside Ozzy. Before the votes were read, Ozzy handed the idol to Cochran and made him promise to give it back to him if he returns. When the votes were read, Ozzy's plan was set in motion by a 5-1 vote to send him to Redemption Island.

Noynoy at Bongbong


Note: Pulot ko lang tong usapan na to wala akong kinalaman d2...
Happy Reading...


BONGBONG: can we talk?
NOYNOY: who you?
BONGBONG: kapal mo! you deleted my number na?
NOYNOY: kupal ka pala eh. sino ka ba?
BONGBONG: gago! senator BONGBONG here.
NOYNOY: tae ka! why would i have your #?
BONGBONG: di ka ba talaga pwedeng makausap nang matino?
NOYNOY: di tayo close, you know that!
BONGBONG: ulol! we have a lot of things in common, tandaan mo ‘yan.
NOYNOY: magkaiba tayo.
BONGBONG: ‘di ah! pangalan pa lang natin, pareho na! bong-bong! noy-noy!
NOYNOY: tanga! anong pareho dun!? magkaiba ‘yon. ferdinand ka, benigno ako.
BONGBONG: see? kapangalan pa natin ang ating mga ama.
NOYNOY: bobo! junior ka, the third ako. malaki ang difference no’n.
BONGBONG: pati sa mga kapatid natin, may similarity tayo. ‘yong panganay naming si ate IMEE, saksakan nang ‘tigas ng ulo noong dalaga. kapag nagustuhan ang lalaki, nagrerebelde.
NOYNOY: sira! hindi ganun ang panganay naming si ate ballsy.
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha! sinong may sabing si ballsy ang tinutukoy ko?
NOYNOY: huwag mong idamay si viel, tahimik ‘yon.
BONGBONG: sige na nga. regards na lang kay kris. joke!
NOYNOY: namemersonal ka na!
BONGBONG: ikaw ang nagsimula!
NOYNOY: fault ko pa? sino bang sumisira sa diwa ng edsa? singapore your face! I’ve got two words for you: “martial law!”
BONGBONG: ah gano’n? babalikan na naman natin ang nakaraan? do not provoke me!
NOYNOY: really? here’s another: “marcos cronies!”
BONGBONG: pakyu ka! “kamag-anak incorporated!”
NOYNOY: “plaza miranda bombing!”
BONGBONG: “mendiola massacre!” hoy! wala kang alam sa history! si joma sison ang nambomba sa plaza miranda! ‘yon ang nasa libro ni ka jovy salonga!
NOYNOY: ah basta!
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha naubusan ka na ng bala!
NOYNOY: noong panahon ng tatay mo, walang freedom of the press!
BONGBONG: noong panahon ng nanay mo, walang kuryente!
NOYNOY: marcos billions sa europa!
BONGBONG: whatever! hacienda luisita!
NOYNOY: engot! in five years, ipapamahagi na namin ‘yon!
BONGBONG: i don’t believe you! gawin mo muna!
NOYNOY: wala ka na sa Bagong Lipunan. wake up!
BONGBONG: wala ka na sa poder ng nanay mo, grow up!
NOYNOY: teka nga! bakit ka ba text nang text?
BONGBONG: eh bakit reply ka nang reply?
NOYNOY: ano ba talagang gusto mo?
BONGBONG: simple lang, state funeral and an honorable burial para sa aking tatay sa Libingan ng mga Bayani.
NOYNOY: that’s not for me to decide.
BONGBONG: i’m not surprised.
NOYNOY: what do you mean?
BONGBONG: wushuuu! aminin mo, hindi naman talaga ikaw ang nagdedecide sa government kundi ang mga taong nakapaligid sa ‘yo eh!
NOYNOY: that’s democracy.
BONGBONG: that’s weakness.
NOYNOY: hindi ako diktador!
BONGBONG: oops, i’m sorry mr. symbolic president.
NOYNOY: sumusobra ka na! ang pagiging sobra ang dahilan kung bakit kayo pinalayas ng people power sa edsa. you’re way out of line!
BONGBONG: out of line??? no! we’re so back! isa sa senado, isa sa kamara at isang gobernadora.
NOYNOY: WALANG STATE BURIAL!
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha, now you’re talking! fine!
NOYNOY: tapusin na natin ‘tong usapang ‘to. stop txting me!
BONGBONG: agad? i’m just warming up.
NOYNOY: maghanap ka ng kausap mo.
BONGBONG: may ipapakilala akong chick. 25 lang. maputi, mahilig sa jazz music.
NOYNOY: huwag mo akong daanin sa babae. sa dami ng problema ng bansa these days, women are the least of my concerns.
BONGBONG: talaga? ok. fine. bye!
NOYNOY: sandali lang!!! chinita ba?


Silence...

Note: BONGBONG Marcos didn’t reply. An aide said, “Na-check operator services po si Sir.”

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Morning Rush 312 (Things You Shouldn't Say When Someone is Giving Birth)


THE TOP TEN THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T SAY WHEN SOMEONE IS GIVING BIRTH
October 11, 2011 Episode

FIRST BATCH
10. custorwinston - akin yung batik batik
09. Camilo - somebody needs a brazilian wax
08. Dennispinch - ay bakit lima yung bird? Ay fingers pala
07. Lockonstratus - if the doctor goes, "Huh? Nasan ang gunting?"
06. Gumgumballs - dyowawels...  becky aketch!
05. Aluckylorenzo - o coffee break muna kami ha, sumigaw ka na lang pag lumabas na yung baby!
04. Dreamer - tumahimik ka nga! Pag di ka tumahimik di ko sasaluhin yung anak mo!
03. MrPerk - you can have sex despite of the labor
02. Dennispinch - masakit?
01. ClickAndRun - O wacky wacky picture naman tayo!

SECOND BATCH
10. Pawing - Tsk tsk tsk tsk!
09. No Name - OMG! nasan yung baby?
08. Joti - nurse! paabot ng manual!
07. JRhyan - Buti na lang gwapo yung tatay!
06. DCM - ay! gubat!
05. Bluedestiny - Okay! That looks different!
04. Kengkarots / Poljeffrey - whoops!
03. Jabbypots - code red! Code red! we need a vet!
02. Maximo - bubuka ang bulaklak papasok ang reyna!
01. NinoGuba - ay! Bakit ganyan ang kulay ng baby? Deep brown! At bakit may mais!

THIRD BATCH
10. Kitrich - guys! guys! tingnan nyo may echo!
09. Lockonstratus - O bakit hon napatawag ka? Ano ulam? Anything basta steamed petchay ha!
Lockonstratus - ma, buntis si ate!
08. Custorwinston - mga bata aya na! Narito na ang alay natin sa panginoon ng kadiliman!
07. Twoawesometocare - congratulations! It's a bouncing baby gay!
06. StarAileen - Congratulations! It's unggoy!
05. Dynegirl - hon, maiwan muna kita ha! Maghaharvest lang ako ng crops sa farmville.
04. Custorwinston - huhhh! Panginoong mahabagin!
03. Gabriel - Ma'am! Either you push or i pull the baby?!
02. Camilo - aray! Nangangagat!
01. Thepabileguy - nurse, ipunin mo yung dugo! iuuwi ko!

FINAL BATCH
10. Jayjay - twitpic! Twitpic! Twitpic!
09. Thepabileguy - Hmmm?! Mam, does your name happen to be Janice?
08. Camilo - kapit! Hinihigop tayo!
07. Mojacko - Mam, congratulations! Successful po ang sex change!
06. Jrhyan - oh! bakit kamukha ng driver?!
05. Masterbater - hahhh! Di ba ikaw si Delamar?! Nurse! Picturan mo naman kami!
04. Antolinsangan - oh! asan yung ashtray ko kanina?
03. No Name - it's a boy!... Well sort of!
02. JerryLee - nurse! Paabot ng lagari, puputulin natin yung sungay!
01. LegalChristian - Doctor to the father: Oh! Ikaw na naman? Di ba last month may kasama na rin?







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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Morning Rush 311 (Jobs You Wouldn't Want)


THE TOP TEN JOBS YOU WOULDN'T WANT
October 10, 2011 Episode - by KristianoRhoynaldo

FIRST BATCH
10. Butterbaby - tagatanggal ng natinik ng tinik ng cactus sa puwet
09. DocPapaonCall - Kundoktor ng Eroplano, yung nakasabit sa pinto sa labas ngeroplano na sumisigaw
08. Inaki - Window Cleaner ng Burj Tower sa Dubai
07. Shyann - nakalagas ng mga nangangamatis na bagong tule.
07. Loipogi - Ikaw yung static o taa karrrrrrrrrrrrr pag nagsa sign off ang radio station
06. Jaymee - ikaw yung tagahiwalay ng coffee, creamer at sugar sa 3-in-1 coffee.
05. Fortunato - taga amoy ng kilikiling panis
04. Cocohernandez - taga tikim ng lason kung effective pa
03. Jaysheldy - make-up artist for the dead
02. Jaysheldy - taga breastfeed ng piranha
01. Poljeffrey - taga map ng sahid sa sinehan na nagpapalabas ng bold movie.

SECOND BATCH
10. Tombaland - Taga tulak ng Anchor's away sa Enchanted Kingdom
09. Cedie - ikaw ang nagiisang taga-walis ng Great Wall of China.
08. No Name - Taga botones ng barong ni Sen. Drilon.
07. Kitrich - handwasher ng bedsheet ng isang motel.
05. Aluckylorenzo - OB ng elepante
04. MarkAlap - tagahanap ka ng camilion sa forrest
03. Jayreist - taga iyak ka sa lamay
02. Thepabileguy - taga nguya ka ng pagkain ng lola na walang ipin
01. Tere - to become a wedding coordinator of your ex you thought you'd be expending the rest of your life with.

THIRD BATCH
10. Kitcorwin - tagapulot ka ng sabon na nalaglag sa prison shower room
09. ALow - nakatuwad ka buong araw sa palengke ikaw ang chopping board
08. Smack - tagatest ka kung effective ang anesthesia
07. Legalchristian - being a defence lawyer for someone you know the fact is guilty
06. Youngindy - kapag ikaw ang ginagamit na hulmahan ng extra small size ng condom
05. DainGirl - DJ pero lilibot kayo barabarangay dala ang speaker at babasahin ang greetings para marinig ng kapitbahay
04. Rodpasikaran - ang magpanggap na boyfriend ni madam auring at makikiss kayo para sa publicity
03. Footballzombie - killer whale whisperer
02. Kitrich - mascot ng funeral parlor
01. thepabileguy - tagatahi ng parachute na napunit mid-air

FINAL BATCH
10. babygirl - tagabigay ng pera sa atm, nandun ka sa loob
09. Custorwinston - taahanap ka ng mga nalulon na alahas
08. Kitrich - stopper ka ng mga eroplanong ayaw huminto
07. Bonryan - Ikaw yung taga shoot ng sinulid sa karayom ng tagatahi ng napunit na parachute mid-air
06. Minetjacinta - manikurista ni Wolverine NoName - tagatanggal ng sapot sa building na iniwan ni spiderman
05. Mojacko - alay ka sa sakripisyo ng kulto
04. No name - tagapinta ng building gamit brush ng cutiques
03. Satinpastel - tagaalis ka ng tapeworm sa bagong katay na karne
02. Thepabileguy - the human bavarian donut filler
01. Eroflux / JedMichael - A penis butler, tagapagpag ka ng penis ng lalaki sa men's room.



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Sunday, October 23, 2011

Morning Rush 310 (Sports Team Names)


THE TOP TEN SPORTS TEAM NAMES
October 07, 2011 Episode

FIRST BATCH
10. YoungIndy / MrPerk - The UST Baha-Man
09. Patrick - The Pandacan Giants
08. Toptuff - The Mandaluyong Normals
07. PatrickStar - The Navotas Virgins
06. DennisPinch - The Pasay Lizards
05. Pulanglobo - The Divisoria Slashers
04. Jojo - The Recto Forgers
03. Jammy - The Abra kadabras
Dr.Delectibke - The Abra and Panties
02. Toptuff - The Muntinlupa Insidera
01. No Name - The Ateneo Blue Jobbers

SECOND BATCH
10. Mr.Perk - The Cavite Tartars
09. Spyshadow - The Baclaran Machos
08. Kitrich - The Tondo Archers
Kitrich - The Pateros hairy Egss
07. Inaki - The Nasugbu Rats
06. HomerSingson - The Divisoria Tapat Na Poers
06. HomerSingson - The Daet Cokes
05. Payerpaks - The Macabebe Colognes
04. Youngindy - The Pasig Short-timers
03. BinatangDaddy - The EDSA Rugby Boys
02. Pulanglobo - The Pampanga Otdogs
No Name - The Pasay 69ers
01. Camilo - The Bulacan Tots

THIRD BATCH
10. Jepoy - The Paco Hammers
09. Fersman - The Las Pinas Organs
08. Jogibench - The Cagayan Volleys
07. KristianoRhoynaldo - The Butuan Boners
06. CocoHernandez - Quezon Memorial Circle Angry Birds and the Quezon Memorial Circle Swallows
05. No name - Taytay Daddys
04. fB365 - The Muntinlupa Jailbreakers
03. Jepoy - The Bohol Tanglers
02. ODH - The Masbate handjobbers
01. Jepebebe - The Malolos Laws

FINAL BATCH
17. Targrod - The Isabela Swans
Targrod - The Ortigas Notes
16. FootballZombie - The Aparri Sions
15. Camilo - The Laoag Po Koya Laoag Po
14. FarFromFarn - The Makati Callers
13. Robocop - The Makati Tikoys
12. Mywifeisfat - The Calamba Klitas
11. MyWifeIsFat - The Malibay Sexual
10. No name - The Davao Wowow Dogs
09. MrPerk - The Zamboanga Bonggang Bonggas
08. KhristianoRhoynaldo - The Zamboanga Ka Day!
07. 29thAngel - The Leyte Bloomers
06. Spector - The Bohol Ballers
05. HomerSibgson - The Banaue Windshield Wipers
04. No Name - The iloilo bonamine
03. Chinyeng - The Bambang Shooters
02. No Name - The Paco Pokpokers
01. Loipogi - The Istanbul Boleros



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Saturday, October 22, 2011

SaSa 14 (October 2011 Update)


Naikwento sa akin na may bago na daw laruan si Sasa May kapitbahay kami, yung anak na bata may laruan na rubber Donald Duck. Nahulog sa sahig, nakita ni Sasa, tinakbo at kinuha, dinala sa isang lugar na walang makakaagaw sa kanya, parang buto na itinatago sa kapwa aso. Nginangatngat, ginawang buto. Simula nun, lagi na nyang kagat kagat at pinaglalaruan, anu kaya ang lasa ng laruang yun at nakahiligang kagatin? khit daw sa pagtulog katabi nya. Adik kang aso ka. LOL



At simula ng kinalbo si Sasa, ginawin na daw. Dahil cguro presko na sya sa balahibo na, na nuoy init na init. Di na daw natutulog sa sahig o semento, at gusto laging sa kama, sofa o kahit anung mahigaang may unan o sapin. Katabi na ni Nina matulog to, minsan sa ulunan pa nmili ng pwesto, sa may unan, pag lilipat daw ng pwesto, walang excuse excuse, tatapakan ang mukha mo para lang lumipat sa may bandang paanan. Adik ka Sasa, palo! 

Friday, October 21, 2011

Survivor South Pacific (Episode 06)

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"Free Agent"
Redemption Island Duel
The castaways would play a variation of shuffleboard. The castaways would start the game with four pucks a piece on the board and would slide another puck to knock their opponent's pucks off the board. The last castaway to have a puck on the board would win.

Reward/Immunity Challenge
Three castaways from each tribe would assemble a wheelbarrow and then push the wheelbarrow around a series of obstacles. Along the way, they would stop at two stations and collect a load of coconuts. At the end of the obstacle course, the three tribe members would dump out the coconuts into a box. The three other castaways would then disassemble the wheelbarrow and reassemble it into a sling shot. They would use the coconuts as ammunition for the slingshot to knock down six targets. The first tribe to knock all six of their targets down would win.
Reward: A trip to the "sliding rocks", a waterfall where people can slide down the rocks into a pool below, and a picnic lunch.

Recap
When Savaii returned to their camp, Ozzy felt betrayed by the tribe and declared himself a "free agent" in terms of no alliances with the tribe. Feeling that he wanted to put everything out in the open, he declared that he had the Hidden Immunity Idol. The rest of the tribe felt that Ozzy was being childish about the blindside. Over at Upolu, Brandon found the clue to the Hidden Immunity Idol and shared it with Coach and Albert. Brandon went on the hunt without knowing that Coach already had the idol. Coach and Albert agreed that telling Brandon that they already had the idol would cause him to fly off the handle. Sophie, Rick, Ozzy, and Keith witnessed Christine continue her domination at the Redemption Island Duel with her fourth win in a row. Over at Upolu, Edna continued cozying up with Coach in order to strengthen her outsider status with the alliance of five. On day 15, Ozzy realized that his temper tantrum after Tribal Council was a mistake and tried to patch things up with the tribe. At the combined Reward and Immunity Challenge, Savaii struggled during the first half of the challenge; falling way behind Upolu. When Mikayla missed several shots with the slingshot, Coach tried to get her to sit out, but she declined. Savaii let Jim and Keith handle most of their shots with the slingshot. Their sharpshooting allowed Savaii to overcome the deficit and take the win. Coach blamed the loss on Mikayla and wanted to vote her out, despite the fact that he also did not hit any shots in the challenge. Albert told Mikayla that he would be able to convince the alliance of five to vote out Edna. Sophie agreed with Albert to vote out Edna. Brandon said that he would keep his word that he would not vote out Edna as she was part of the alliance. Albert and Sophie tried to convince Coach that Edna was weakest at challenges and they needed Mikayla to have the chance to win future challenges. However, Coach was sure that Edna was loyal to him and would do whatever Coach told her to do, while Mikayla would not, and that was more important going to the merge. With the alliance split, Rick became the swing vote and both Coach and Albert lobbied for his vote. At Tribal Council, Rick decided to vote against Mikayla and she was sent to Redemption Island by a vote of 4–3.

Morning Rush 309 (Names for a Petshop, Zoo, Vet, etc.)

THE TOP TEN NAMES FOR A PET SHOP, ZOO, VET, ETC.
October 06, 2011 Episode - by Spy Shadow

FIRST BATCH
10. Jepoy - Flea Market
09. ODh - Don't Touch My Birdie and Other Animals Petshop
08. Camilo - O LumaPET Ka!
07. Kitrich - Okay Ka, Vet Ko!
06. DCM - LaoLao Tzu Zoo
05. Toptof - Binaboy Mo, Aayusin Ko
04. PaulB - Doggy Hauser
03. Camilo - Hayop Sa Ganda
02. Kitrich / Camilo - I LoVET!
01. Hans - The House of Representatives (Crocodile Farm)

SECOND BATCH
10. DCM - Vetter Than Never
09. Butterbaby - Zoo Zoo at Pet Pet
08. Shyanne - You Best Vet
07. Camilo / Spark - Vetlog Cabin
06. No Name - Pek Pet Shop
05. iamJubs - Vetcha By Golly Woow
04. Luisrey / ALuckyLorenzo - Petness First
03. IamJamsparks - Nanette MedVet
02. Camilo - Dao Ming Zoo
01. Butterbaby - I'll Take Care of That Bitch
CocoHernandez - Bitch To Go

THIRD BATCH
10. Ferdie - TiramiZoo
09. BinatangDaddy - Larry's Bird
BinatangDaddy - Wency Kubeho
08. Aluckylorenzo - Fish Be With You
07. Kengkarots - Zoomakabilang Buhay (Pet Cemetery)
06. SupladoRin - You Vet!
05. Littlefinger - We teach You How To Doggy
04. Butterbaby - Zoombading (for gay animals)
03. HomerSingson - Iguanna Be With You
HomerSingson - Doctor Kwek-Kwek
02. DineGirl - Pupu Shop (pussycat and puppies)
01. Aluckylorenzo - SaGoat Kita (kambingan)

FINAL BATCH
15. ThePabileGuy - Spank My Monkey (Only Petting Allowed)
14. Binatangdaddy - Ibon ni Ivory
13. Auroraleerosa - AniMall
12. MarkAnt - McDog ang Jollivet
11. Peticsologist - Asong LOL
10. FerdieParino - Mice Ganda
09. ThePabileGuy - Vice Tandang
08. Canistheway - Pet ng Ina Mo
07. Farfromfarm - Justine Bibe
06. Farfromfarm - Zoosmita Zen
05. BinatangDaddy - Ceasar Nilandi
04. Footvallzombie - Aso the Sign
03. Footballzombie - Panda Manila
02. Camilo - BuyAguila
01. Jake888 - Stiff Peckers (Bird Cemetery)



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Thursday, October 20, 2011

A Letter from Mom and Dad


Naalala ko yung Pathway to Interdependence seminar ko last year, at tagalog version nito ang naishare sa amin ng speaker, di ko mapigilan ang luha ko habang binabasa nya to. Share ko lang.
My child,

When I get old, I hope you understand... and have patience with me. In case I break the plate, or spill soup on the table because I’m losing my eyesight, I hope you don’t yell at me. Older people are sensitive, always having self pity when you yell. When my hearing gets worse 'n I can’t hear what you’re saying, I hope you don’t call me ‘Deaf!’ Please repeat what you said or write it own.

I’m sorry, my child. I’m getting older. When my knees get weaker, I hope you have the patience to help me get up. Like how I used to help you while you were little, learning how to walk. Please bear with me, when I keep repeating myself like a broken record, I hope you just keep listening to me.



Please don’t make fun of me, or get sick of listening to me. Do you remember when you were little 'n you wanted a ballon? You repeated yourself over 'n over until you get what you wanted.

Please also pardon my smell. I smell like an old person. Please don’t force me to shower. My body is weak. Old people get sick easily when they’re cold. I hope I don’t gross you out.  Do you remember when you were little? I used to chase you around because you didn’t want to shower.


I hope you can be patient with me when I’m always cranky. It’s all part of getting old. You’ll understand when you’re older. And if you have spare time, I hope we can talk even for a few minutes. I’m always all by myself all the time, 'n have no one to talk to. I know you’re busy with work. Even if you’re not interested in my stories, please have time for me. Do you remember when you were little? I used to listen to your stories about your teddy bear.

When the time comes, 'n I get ill 'n bedridden, I hope you have the patience to take care of me. I’m sorry if I accidentally wet the bed or make a mess. I hope you have the patience to take care of me during the last few moments of my life. I’m not going to last much longer, anyway.


When the time of my death comes, I hope you hold my hand 'n give me strength to face death. 'n don’t worry... When I finally meet our creator, I will whisper in his ear to bless you. Because you loved your Mom 'n Dad.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Morning Rush 308 (Things Would Happen If Women Ruled The World)

THE TOP TEN THINGS THAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD
October 04, 2011 Episode - by Ugly Kid Joey

FIRST BATCH
10. Butterbaby - magkakaroon ng batas na nagsasabi na bawal magtanong ng edad at vital statistics.
09. Ryerye - only one cart in lrt/mrt will only be for men.
08. Kengkarots - there will be scientifically possible for men to bear children.
07. Camilo - Retail therapy will be part of rehabilitation program.
06. KristianoRhoynaldo - there will be no war, just nations not talking to each other.
05. Kengkarots - cheating men will be beheaded, both heads.
04. Coffeebeany - a bad hairday will be qualified as emergency.
03. Joti - walang boxing, just girls in boxing ring na nagiirapan.
02. Shyann - lahat ng public toilet may bidet.
01. Camilo - periods of war will be bloodier.

SECOND BATCH
10. HomerSingson - the SONA will start like this, "Mrs. Speaker, Mrs. Senate President, Mrs. Vice President, Mrs. Chief Justice, Former Presidents, my BFF in Congress, mga frienship, mga teh, good morning!"
09. ALuckyLorenzo - even the becky society standing will improve.
08. KristianoRhoynaldo - google, facebook and Twitter page color will be pink not blue.
07. IamCoricks - there will be war of nations cause by mistakes years ago.
06. CocoHernandez - there would be a law that would be applied to men cheating with the yaya, it would called Jude Law.
05. Butterbaby - if countries fight, instead of cutting of diplomatic ties, it would be called FOF (Friendship Over Forever)
04. Kengkarots - ipagbabawal ang pagmanufacture at paggamit ng blue eyeshadow.
03. Fortunata - death penalty agad pag ang lalaki sinabihan ang babae ng "You look fat on that dress!"
02. MarkAlap - there would be a law that men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing food within 2 hours off bedtime.
01. Jepoy - ang banyo ng mga babae ay gagawing mas mas mas malaki para wala ng pila ever.

THIRD BATCH
10. ODH - ibabalik na sa EDSA yung mga billboard nila Derek Ramsay, Dingdong Dantes, Askals at Volcanoes.
09. MamaGoofsters - there will be a milk pumping station in all work places, complete with a sink, a fridge and a spasm.
08. JRhyan - wala ng war, puro twitter war na lang.
07. MGD - there will be a fusha Ranger in Power Ranger, instead of 4 male power rangers and 1 female power ranger, baligtad na, there will be 4 female and 1 male, bading pa.
06. PolJeffrey - wedding rings will be skin-crafted into men's finger.
05. NurseMarco - wala ng pictures ang men's magazines, puro article na lang.
04. Mojacko - eksaktong 5pm na ang uwian sa workplace pala umabot sa primetime teleserye.
03. Nancy - if he's cheating, he would be punished a life sentence.
02. EzzyEnrile - all men would have barcodes so we could scan them to know if they belong to somebody or not.
01. Evah - there would be a literal fashion police.

FINAL BATCH
10. MRTM - men will be required in college to stidy household chores and taking care of babies.
09. iamcorricks - ang mga medical outreach will be legally bound to include liposuction, rinoplastic, mannypettu etc.
08. jaysheldy - ut would be illegal to say son of a bitch and PI. Bakit lagi yung babae ang iniinsulto?
07. JedMichael - naiimagine ko na uuwi ang wife ko na lasing at babatuhin ko ng pinggan.
06. Pajimakas - magkakaroon na ng men's rights group.
05. LockonStratus - every home will have a bundy clock so you could come home on time.
04. EllenP - wala ng sportsfest puro beachfest na lang.
03. JedMichael - women will be the one going topless in public and the world will be a better place. JedMichael - magkakaroon ng anti-DOTA bill sa congress.
02. KristianoRhiynaldo - taon taon manonood na ko ng UP Oblation run, dahil babae na ang statue sa Up at babae din ang tatakbo.
01. Joanne - my husband will carry my name.



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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Esquire Philippines October 2011 (Manny Pacquiao)


Starting October 2011, a new and classier men’s magazine will be available on magazine stands in the Philippines. Here are more information about Esquire Philippines I found at Summit Media‘s website:


Every month, Esquire‘s editorial sections promises to offer an engaging mix that is entertaining, stimulating and sometimes even groundbreaking.
Man at His Best will tackle the films, music, books, gadgets, and cars the 


Esquire male should know about, as well as reveal eye-opening secrets from famous women. The Style pages will aid the sharp-dressing man by listing the best and latest sartorial finds and grooming products in the market. Women We Love will devote its pages depicting the country’s most beautiful ladies. What I’ve Learned will offer a peek into the private musings of prestigious personalities. Rounding out the magazine will be cleverly crafted columns, impressive feature stories, and brilliant fiction written by today’s brightest literary minds.


Since its inception in 1933, Esquire has been defining, reflecting and influencing what it means to be a man in contemporary culture. The magazine has garnered a number of accolades, among them 14 National Magazine Awards, the United States magazine industry’s highest honor. Esquire counts among its esteemed contributors such literary heavyweights as Ernest Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and Truman Capote, as well as more recent greats Stephen King and Elizabeth Gilbert.


Besides upholding the highest editorial standards, each issue of Esquire boasts iconic imagery and an inventive mastery of the medium. Among Esquire‘s noteworthy visual breakthroughs are the limited edition electronic-ink digital cover in October 2008, the flap advertisement on cover man Barack Obama’s face in February 2009, and the augmented reality issue featuring actor Robert Downey, Jr. in December 2009.

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Monday, October 17, 2011

Morning Rush 307 (Funny Translation)


THE TOP TEN FUNNY TRANSLATIONS
September 30, 2011 Episode

FIRST BATCH
19. DineGirl - what is washing machine? nanonood na unggoy
18. Chico - What is machine gun? wala na ang unggoy
17. BinatangDaddy - what is street? Derecho
16. Sungki Ako - what is inihaw? Kahit paano
15. Madmathmark - what is balibag? Bayong na galing sa Bali, Indonesia
14. DennisPinch - what is tanong? Eggplant
13. BinatangDaddy - what is a verb? Ibon
12. Camilo - what is panty? Masayang tsaa
11. Camilo - what is pandak? Masayang unano
10. Noel - what is meastro? Meron ba kayong straw!
09. Jepoy - what is Tarlac? Kandado para sa gulong
08. Jepoy - what is Tagaytay? Dad inom tayo!
07. YoungIndy - what is psychic? Alalay ng bida
06.Tian26Jack - what is epic? Epal na adik
05. Dennis Pinch - what is typhoon? Daddy may tawag ka!
04. Madmathmark - what is tutuli? Dalawang circumcision
03. Kengkarots - what is shampoo? After siyam
02. ChtistineMariz - what is shampoo? Bago maglabing-isa
01. KristianoRhoynaldo - what is Toll fee? Asawa ni Zsazsa

SECOND BATCH
20. Adariel - what is big honey? Malaking sweetheart
19. No Name - what is a blue? What you do to a cake
18. SluckMaverick - what is siksik? What you do before using
17. Camilo - what is wonder? May isa dun!
16. KristianoRhoynaldo - what is tollgate? Brand ng toothpaste
15. CocoHernandez - what is Simbahan? Hangoutan ni Lion King
14. RonC - what is malling? Sport ni Paeng Nepumoceno
13. ALuckyLorenzo - what is aspect? Pantusok ng yelo
12. KristianoRhoynaldo - what is faulty? Between 39 and 41.
11. Jepoy - what is fusha - kalaban ng aso.
10. Acylicious - what is chimis? Palaman na keso.
09. JayRhayn - what is blown? balong malalim
08. ALuckyLorenzo - what is Prophet? Patunayan mo
07. JackO - what is melt? Sinturon
06. LockonStratus - what is sayote? Is this yours?
05. Camilo - what is pose?   QQ1Magalang na jejemon
04. KeyArena - what is cynical? Yung pang papaya
03. FootballZombie - what is bicycle? Cle make patol to boys also
02. Youngindy - what is latigo? After Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So
01. Kengkarots - what is July? Nagsinungaling ka ba?

THIRD BATCH
22. Aluckylorenzo - what is ice buco? Is my hair okay?
21. Fortunata - what is anklet? Paulit ulit ka ha?!
20. Fortunata - what is december? Yan pa rin ang parehong oso
19. OhGerald - what is leg? Yung word after Justice
18. Craven - what is a nestea? A nestea Is the best policy
17. Catnip - what is aegis? a 10 cents
16. Rodelicious - what is matter? Pinapahid sa bread
15. KristianoRhoynaldo - what is rainforest? Like in a movie, Forest Gump, "rainforest rain!"
14. Ryerye - what is nokia? Uy, nagbreak daw kayo ng boyfriend mo nokia!
13. Twitstalker - what is followed? Pag di ka na makatext you go, "manang pede followed!?"
12. Specialist / Ryerye - what is unan? When you are depressed, kasi you pillow. (feel low)
11. KristianoRhoynaldo - what is ondoy? Pongolon no yoyo
10. No Name - what is barasoain? Real name of batman
09. Camilo - what is bender? Bender, done that!
08. Mojacko - what is papers? Magbayad ka muna
07. Mojacko - what is skates? it's so painful
06. ALuckyLorenzo - what is cd-rom? Tingnan mo yung kwarto
05. Xtranutjob - what is diamond? When someone cheat.
04. Catnip - what is urine? When you are not out.
03. Jayvinjava - what is payslip? A medical facial procedure.
02. Jepebebe - what is balance sheet? What comes out when you have a balance diet.
01. ThePabileGuy - what is tungko? My nipple.

FINAL BATCH
20. Blitskrieg - what us city? Bago mag otso
19. Kitrich - what is thoat? Katotohanan
18. ThePabileguy - what is sushi? Pambukas ng pinto
17. JustineBibo - what is langgam? I dont have juicy fruit
16. Bruno - what is support? Uncircumcised
15. Purpleplurp - what is alone? Yung sumira sa seawall ng roxas blvd
14. Adroid - what is coating? Maliit na fusha
13. DevilishAngel - what is cloath? Firm
12. KristianoRhoynaldo - what is carpool? Ingat!
11. Sophie - what is bangka? Pareho (because it is boat)
10. Candycane - what is alcohol? Atawag ako
09. Kitrich - what is bapor? Opposite of after
08. Jepoy - what is noodle? The morning rush with chico only.
07. Jepoy - what is Adelle? A female deer.
06. Jepoy - what is few? A laser sound.
05. Mojacko - what is size? Comes before syete
04. JustineBibbo - what is tourist? Comes before quatro
03. Lorenzo - what is forensics? Apat na chinese national
02. Jepoy - what is Nsync? A chibese national
01. ArchiEduds - what is sabon? Malambot (kasi soap)



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Saturday, October 15, 2011

Morning Rush 306 (Answers to a Question "Is me a Smart?")


THE TOP TEN ANSWERS TO THE QUESTION "IS ME A SMART?"
September 29, 2011 Episode - by Homer Singson


FIRST BATCH
10. Oh Gelo - Yes! You is!
09. Dennis Pinch - oo naman kaya ka nga namin boss eh.
08. Jepoy - Nay, itigil na ang kakaingles tagalog na lang okay naman eh.
07. TunayNaBading - No! Who tell you?!
06. BinatangDaddy - You is the smart? The little blue creature?! The movie?!
05. Dennis Pinch - alam mo buti na lang madalas kang manlibre!
04. Acylicious - ay! alam na!
03. Shayann - ay! Wag kang magbubuntis ah!
02. YoungIndy - It's dependot! ask me no question and i tell you no lie.
01. Jhayryan - ah uhmm ahmmm i need an interpreter!


SECOND BATCH
10. Joltino - sa sobrang smart mo lumampas ka at bumalik sa stage 1.
09. Krizzy412 - Anung sagit ang gusto mo? Yung ikakatuwa mo o yung totoo?
08. LuckyLorenzo - itigil mo na kasi ang pagdadrugs! Di maganda ang epekto!
07. Adariel - is you a jologs?
06. Joyme - no offend but me is more smarter than you are always
05. Iamlazy - favor! tumawag ka kay Chico at Del at sa kanila mo itanong!
04. BewareofThor - you are so smart, that the only test you pass is the pregnancy test.
03. CocoHernandez - stop! Stop right there! you are being redundant!
02. Fortunato - he is but i is more intelligenter.
01. Sashapurse - yung ingles mo parang ikaw! Trying hard!


THIRD BATCH
10. IamLazy - alam mo masakit ka na sa mata, masakit ka pa sa tenga!
09. No Name - alam mo pasalamat ka hindi ako namimili ng kaibigan.
08. Ryeryewashere - anu na naman ang tinira mo kanina? Rugby? Medyas na gamit?
07. CristianoRhoynaldo - at kailan pa tinubuan ng utak ang pwet?
06. Patnikevergreen - buti na lang you don't need brain for what you're going to do!
05. Blair - ang mga nagtatanong dapat handa sa sagot!
04. Fortunato - uyyy ang confidence level!!!
03. Mr Perk - try mo to, "is me a annoying?"
02. Patrick - Let me put it this way, kung maibebenta natin ang utak mo madali lang natin mabebenta kasi slightly use.
01. LockOnStratus - Thank you for that wonderful question! Keep it up!


FINAL BATCH
10. FelixtheCat - itanong mo na din kung maganda ka para isang beses ka lang masasaktan.
09. Joti - ewan ko lang ha basta ang alam ko sa tuwing bumubulong ako sa tenga mo may echo!
08. Jhayryan - yung english mo parang lovelife mo, palpak!
07. Hikarujean - sa kaharian ng mga amoeba, oo!
06. Imadelyn - yes! you is as smart! Me too! I am as smart too!
05. JayBelalo - i'm second emotion!
04. JedMichael - oo anak! namana mo lang yan sa daddy mo!
03. Crytalicious - the truth hurts but i dont wanna hurt anyone so i just pretend i didn't hear you!
02. Northman - feeling ko noong bata ka nakakain ka ng chicken na hindi triple wash before it was vacuum.
Degalan222 - kung 0918!
01. GorgeousBitch - smart people never asks if they're smart?



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