Thursday, June 14, 2012

Morning Rush 390 (Superhero Jokes)

THE TOP TEN SUPERHERO JOKES
April 27, 2012 Episode

FIRST BATCH
26. Camillo – sinong superhero ang pinakamagaling sa lahat? – edi si The BEaST
25. XtrianoRhoynaldo – what does Wolverine and BB GandangHari have in common? – Both X-Men
24. TheWonderDog – what is The Hulk’s favorite part of the joke? –the punch line!
23. Camillo – how was Aquaman’s baby deliver? – via sea-section
22. Angelidesk – why did spider-man join the swimming team? – he have web feet
21. CallieBurn – bakit nag-away finally sina Batman at Robin? – kasi nagcheck-in si Robin sa foursquare nung nasa batcave sya.
20. EmTeressa – how din Batman’s mother call him for dinner? – Dindidndindidndidndindindindindin batman!
19. AngeliDesk/TsongPagong/ThePabileGuy – what do you get when a huge hair monster steps on Batman and Robin? – Flatman and Ribbon
18. JunDinal – what is the title of a movie about an African-american Hulk who dies in the end? – Black Hulk Down
17. Camillo – Superman, The Flash and a 10-year old boy having a contest of who can pick a coin on the floor fastest. Who won? – The boy. Because the other don’t exist.
16. ThePabileGuy – anu ang gusting gawin ni Wolverine na hindi pa nya nagagawa na buong buhay nya? – magkamot ng itlog.
15. TsongPagong – ano ang pinakamalaking problema ni Batman? – ang kanyang Batbreath.
14. ImaginaryDoctor – pangit parating pagod si Iron-Man? – laging nagpaplantsa.
13. CherrythegReat – sinong superhero ang napakadaling hanapin? – There Devil
12. AngeliDesk – sinong superhero ang mahilig sa kape? – Caffeine Barbel
11. AkosiPoklong – sinong superheroes ang pinakamahirap? – The Fantastic Poor
10. ButterBbay – bakit nagalit si Thor? – kasi sinabihan syang mahilig sa pokpok.
09. ThePabileGuy – anu ang sabi ni AMgnetto kay Iron-Man? – Pare, I’m attracted to you.
08. MadMathMArk – sino ang superhero ng mga photographer? –The Flash.
07. Marcopio – if you want to spy on Spiderman and get his info, where do you go? – on his website.
06. Camillo – anu ang international address ni Spiderman? –World Wide Web
05. LaAkongMAisip – sinong Transformer ang mahilig mag-public transformation? – OptiBus Prime.
04. OGerald – anung tinawag nila kay Capt. America nung napromote sya? – General America.
03. AkosiPoklong – anu ang pinakaunang power ni Superman? – yung naglalagay lang sya ng salamin hindi na sya makikilala.
02. XtrianoRhoynaldo – sinong superhero ang may pinakamababa ang energy level? – edi si LowBatman.
01. JunDinal – if Prof. X gone missing, what do you call a mission to find him? –Algebra (Find X).

SECOND BATCH
23. Camillo – sinong superhero ang lging may presence? – si Ben Grimm, kasi ang lakas ng The Thing nya. (Fantastic 4)
22. CocoHernandez – sinong superhero ang favorite ng mga lady? – si Hulk, kasi he’s getting hard pag umiinit ang ulo.
21. MadMathMark – kung mag-aasawa si Spiderman at si Black Widow, anu ang magiging anak nila? – edi baby.
20. SendyRodik – anu ang special power ni Delamar na pwedeng makatalo kay Superman? – Cryptic-nite.
19. Targrod – bakit nagalit si Cyclops kay JeanGrey nung nag sex sila? – kasi during sex, sumigaw si JeanGrey ng you’re a beast.
18. Shinirip – anu ang hindi magawa ni Wolverine na hindi pa rin nya nagagawa? – ang mangulangot.
17. Iamwax – Lois Lane was shock to learn that although that Superman had bunch of steel but unfortunately they are not stainless.
16. Sendirodick – Avengers vs Justice League, sino ang mananalo? –Avengers, kasi yung Justice League laging nahihilo, kasi di ba lagi silang na di-DC?
15. Joti – sinung superhero ang laging nasa top 10? – edi si Top10 barbel.
14. Astroboy – anu ang apelyido ni Loki? – Manzano.
13. ThePabileGuy – sinong villain ang tingin ng tingin sa salamin? – edi si Vain.
12. IamCho – why is The Flash bad with the lady? – because he’s too quick?
11. Marcopio – anu ang paboritong food ni hulk? –Smashed Potato.
10. Acense – anu ang sabi ni Aguaman kay Iceman? – pare wag ka masyado lalapit, titigasan ako.
09. KikongTakbulero – anu ang tinawag kay Capt. Barbel nung naglaglag na sya ng kapa? – Capt. Barbie.
08. Joti – anu ang pinakamalaking problema ni Wonder Woman? – hindi nya maalala kung san nya nai-park yung invisible plane.
07. Acense – anu yung kanya ni Ironman nung na-basted sya? – Im all lata love, I’m so lost without you.
06. AkosiPoklong – what do you call a superman’s girl after the deed? –Lois Laid.
05. Liloboi – why is everyone jealous on Catwoman’s boyfriend? – because he got a lot of furr.
04. NeilAlone – anu ang ikinamatay ni Invisibleman? – depression, walang pumapansin sa kanya.
03. Kryptoverbalize – why are majority of superheroes confident about their sexuality? -sanay sila magladlad ng kapa.
02. Shivana – why did wonder Woman break up with Mr. Freeze? – because he’s giving her a cold shoulder.
01. IamWax – Superman write on a wall “Batman is a Wuss!”, the next day Batman write on a wall “Superman is Clark Kent.”

THIRD BATCH
20. ThePabileGuy – sino ang kontrabida sa buhay ng mga RnB singers? – si MAdNeyo
19. DplusWayne – bakit favorite ng MMDA si Superman? – kasi he stays in one Lane.
18. Cyril – Superman climb the Empire State building and challenge King Kong to a a fight, bakit hindi nakipagchallenge si King Kong? – because he said, “I don’t have time, I have to catch a plane.”
17. Marcopio – sinong supervillain ang ayaw nyang marecognize ng mag tao? – si Low-ki.
16. RJChubiboy – paano binasted ni Wonder Woman si Superman? – kasi they are super friends.
15. Nicolangot – sino ang pinakagustong maka-date ni The Thing? – si Darna, balita nya lumulunok ng bato.
14. Kryptoverbalize – sinong villain ang mahilig sa malaking banana fritters? – edi si Megaturon.
13. Moltipaul – anu ang tawag mo sa anak ni Batman at Batgirl? – BATa.
12. Marcopio – sinong superhero ang mahilig pumalakpak? – Cyclaps.
11. IamDanielle – saang malaking bahay nakatira si Wolverine? – sa ADAMAnsion.
10. JediMAster – Sinong avenger na second hand ang custume? – edi si Hulkay Ukay.
09. FriendsZone – what do you get when you cross Hawk and Hawkgirl? – edi angry bird.
08. Bluegray – anung tawag sa mga supervillain an emo? – edi The Sentinels.
07. Joti – saan napupupu si superman? –edi sa super bowl.
06. Mrs.Scarscar –sinong superhero ang maraming plema? – edi si Da Hulk?
05. NoName – anu ang tawag mo sa favorite tea ni Batman? –edi Bat-tsaa.
04. NoName – sinong superhero ang favorite ng mga bading? – si Nova, ang real name nya Richard Rider.
03. DennisPinch – pag nademote sic apt. America anu tawag mo sa kanya? – Brgy. Captain America.
02. ThePAbileGuy – bakit walang facebook si Wolverine? – kasi nabubutas ang laptop nya pag nagtatype sya.
01. Kuliling – what do you get when you cross Capt. America, Iron Man and The Hulk? – Stars-Spangled Banner.

FINAL BATCH
17. RachelRoseCruz – sinong superhero ang kinantahan ng U2? – edi si Black Widow without you.
16. Gavinz – what did MAgnetto say to Ironman? – Walk away bro, huhubaran kita.
15. LockOnStratus – sinogn superhero ang maraming mata? – edi si Eyesman.
14. NeilYamato – bakit walang facebook si Spiderman? – kasi dumidikit yung kamay nya sa keyboard.
13. Ishicredo – what is the difference between Batman and a robber? – Batman can walk into a store without Robin.
12. DeanChristopher – bakit mahilig sa fishballs ang mga mutant? – kasi may stick sila.
11. MardiumCastillo – ano ang sabi ni Superman kay Invisibleman? – pare long time no see.
10. PatrickSwag – sino ang nagdirek ng movie ni Thor? – edi yung Direk-Thor.
09. ThePabileGuy – bakit laging galit si Hulk? – kasi nahihirapan syang magtext sa iPhone nya.
08. FranzBautista – anu ang favorite sport ni Steve Rodgers? –edi ultimate Freeze-B
07. Marcopio – sinong superhero ang gustong sumideline kay Optimus Prime? – edi si kundukThor.
06. Mojacko – sinong superhero ang kalaban ni PeterPan? – edi si Captain Hulk.
05. RobyRbles – anu ang sabi ni Hulk sa mga fan nya? – ma-hulk ko kayo.
04. Mayamaya – anu ang tawag mo sa superhero nuong Jurrasic Era pa? – DinoThor.
03. Bluegray – sinong supervillain ang partner ni Batman? –si Dr.Doom, kasi doomdoom doom doom doom doom doom Batman!
02. DocCarlo – what is it called when Ironman does a cartwheel? – A ferrous wheel.
01. Gwapo53 – sabi ni Human Torch “yung sa akin umaapoy!” Sabi ni The thing “Wala yan, yung sa akin parang bato!” Sabi ni Mr. Fantastic “wala kayo dyan, yung sa akin humahaba hangga’t sa kaya ko!” Sabi ni Invisiblegirl “Yun lang? meron din ako nyan di nyo lang nakikita.”