Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Morning Rush 396 (Pick-Up Lines for Guys)

THE TOP TEN PICK-UP LINES THAT GIRLS CAN USE ON GUYS
May 16, 2012 Episode

FIRST BATCH
18. Kitrich – para kang Mentos, soft on the inside pero hard on the outside.
17. Jrhyan – Ampalaya ka ba? kasi kahit anung pait ang sinapit ko sayo, ikaw pa rin ang sustansyang hinahanap ng puso ko.
16. MalditongSurge – Sana para kang pasensya ko, mahaba.
15. TsongPagong – para kang bato, nakakabato ka, ang tigas.
14. XtrianoRhoynaldo – Hey, mukha kang tatay, tatay ng magiging anak ko.
13. JaihoPamijo – hey you know what, I can’t promise that we can be friends kasi malay mo maging tyo later.
12. ButterBaby – pretend I’m your touch phone, touch me everywhere I’ll react.
11. Targrod – can I call you swift? I heard you’re mighty and meaty.
10. Butterbaby – other than choco-fraps, what else is tall, dark and masarap?
09. JaihoPamijo – taga-Pasay ka ba? Ikaw lang kasi ang nag-Pasay-a sa akin ng ganito.
08. MaaktresPerson – excuse me, pwedeng sakyan yung banana boat mo?
07. IvanBorlongan – if a guy accidentally bumps into a girl’s boob, you go, “aray! pwede naman ba sa kaliwa para pantay?”
06. Camillo – they say you’re a fast one, well maybe I can slow you down on my humps.
05. BoyBakal – hey can I see you do push-ups? on top of me?
04. Shrub75 – your body is a wonderland, and I wanna be Alice.
03. SaltandPepper – you can either tell me your name now or tomorrow morning when you thank me.
02. JaihoPamijo – you’re so mean! Coz you mean so much to me.
01. Apathetic – hoy wag tayo dadaan sa metal detector at the airport, kasi your abs of steel might set them off.

SECOND BATCH
17. ThePabileGuy – Carly is my name, “call me maybe” is my game.
16. ThePabileGuy – you’re the sunshine of my life (coz I brighten up your day?) hindi kasi amoy araw ka.
15. MidnightKriz – You know I’ll go for you sana kaya lang baka naman para kang website, maraming nali-link sayo.
14. BoyBakal – are you coming or not?
13. MidnightKriz – hindi ko pinangarap maging cashier ayoko kasing may ka-share sa puso mo.
12. MidnightKriz – hey do you a spare hug? You lend me one and I promise to return it.
11. XtrianoRhoynaldo – are you from Japan? coz I wanna take your Japants off.
10. Camillo – may nagsabi sa akin, makalaglag panty ka raw, ha ha ha give it your best shot! wala akong suot.
09. CheketengPatrol – Hey! have you eaten? later breakfast on me.
08. JenInTheCity – buti pa ang email may attachment.
07. Camillo – Hey! are you a pirate coz I have a booty.
06. Kitrich – hey! You are Benedict right? Coz last night I dreamt I was eating eggs ala Benedict.
05. Joti – people call me Joti, but you can call me tonight.
04. NeilYamato – Hey! Did you just feel my butt?! (no!) why not?
03. Camillo – hey handsome, that is your name right?
02. Camillo – if you’re a booger, I’ll pick you first.
01. JaiHoPamijo – hey love yourself too much, that’s my responsibility.

THIRD BATCH
23. IvanBorlongan – number lang ba kukunin mo sa akin? pwede ba pati katawan ko na rin?
22. TsongPagong – hoy! si medusa ba ako? matingnan lang kita naninigas ka na dyan.
21. NeilYamato – Oh wow! I thought I was lesbian!
20. AddieGoesMoo – Have you in Starwars, kasi kung hindi I just thought you should know you are my only one Kenobi.
19. AtomicBiik – kung subject ka sa school, sana ikaw yung pinaka mahirap, para sayo lang ako babagsak.
18. Joti / Shivana – kiss me if I’m wrong, but have we met before?
17. NeilYamato – you’ve been a very very bad boy, go to my room!
16. Cherrythegreat – are you a PS game? I hope you’re not tekken.
15. MrMaria – traydor ka yata eh, kasi mukhang magaling kang mag-traydor sa back.
14. Camillo – you know what, you’re an ass! but the most interesting thing I’ve ever seen.
13. Joti – hey! I just move you to the top of my TO DO list.
12. ButterBaby – Hey! gusto mo ng pusa? (No!) e tiger? (no) e cougar?
11. LockOnStratus – Hey! I’m going outside to make out, care to join me?
10. Mardium – you owe me a drink coz I drop mine when I saw you.
09. JaiHoPamijo – is your name Barney? para I love you, you love me.
08. Mardium – do you know the difference between sex and talk? (no) you wanna go to my room and talk?
07. Purple27MB – alam mo taga-Shanghai ka ba? kasi i-shanghai mo pa lang masaya na ako.
06. Marcopio – ikaw ba si Joshua? (hindi) ahhh coz I Joshuanna be with you.
05. Liloboi – sana China ka na lang para angkinin mo rin ako.
04. Joti – pwede kitang dalhin sa bakery kasi isa kang cutie-pie.
03. ODH – mukha ba akong criminal? e bat nakatutok yan sa akin?
02. Liloboi – kung ako si Wacko dapat kaw si Wacka, kasi wacko pag wacka.
01. Shivana – you know if you are what you eat, I’ll be you by tomorrow.

FINAL BATCH
18. MadisonCamille – Hi! I’m yours and you are?
17. KrizzyEnrile – Hi excuse me, see my friend over there? she was just wondering if you think I’m cute.
16. KrizzyEnrile – hey wanna build a house? First we get hammered then you nail.
15. Shivana – hey excuse me, I lost my phone, could you try make it ring, here here’s my number.
14. Badetdet – siguro kapuso ka no? kasi pinapatanung ng parents ko kung kelan ka magiging kapamilya.
13. JenInTheCity – if I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head or tail?
12. Camillo – alam mo bagay tayo e, may angry bird ka tapos nag baboy ko.
11. TeacherChezka – I love milk tea, I’ll supply the milk you bring the T.
10. YummyDuck – can you help me find my lost puppy? I think I lost it on that cheap motel across the street.
09. ChocoWilliam – you point to your lip and then you go, “hey this will kiss themselves”
08. NeilYamato – you are so rude! (What did I do?) Because you are looking so fine and you are not telling me your name.
07. ArielCanselar – alam mo para kang ulo ko, matigas.
06. Marcopio – hey, pwede mo ako samahan? (Saan?) Sa habambuhay!
05. MadMathMark – alam mo yung favorite vowel ko? (What?) I really like U.
04. XtrianoRhoynaldo – Oh you’re unemployed? Hey! Good news! I have a job for you, bad news it blows ha!
03. DyneGirl – you go to a guy pointing at yourself and go, “excuse me!!! Girlfriend mo?”
02. XtrianoRhoynaldo – Hey are you from Israel? Coz your smile Israelly cute.
01. Shivana – hey hurry up! If I’m not in bed by 11:30 I’m going home.