Monday, September 3, 2012

The Morning Rush Top 10 Archieve (2011-2012)

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NOVEMBER 2012
November 23 - 5-Word Proposal
November 16 - Forewords for Book 2
November 15 - Amalayer
November 14 - Bitch Yaya Quotes
November 13 - Animal Slogans
November 12 - Why Relationship End
November 09 - Three Word Advice
November 08 - Aminin Mo
November 07 - Slogans For Dakak
November 06 - Dear Crush
November 05 - Bakit Ganun?
November 02 - Questions For Binibining Undas
November 01 - Funny Lapida Quotes

OCTOBER 2012
October 31 - Kwentong Mumu
October 30 - Bad Horror Movie Titles
October 29 - Sana Totoo
October 27 - Last Saturday of October
October 26 - Multo Problems
October 25 - I Want Someone Who...
October 24 - Do's and Don'ts During TV Guesting 
October 23 - Beki Code
October 22 - May Pinaghuhugutan Tweets
October 19 - Fashionista Problems
October 18 - Things You Would Tweet Into Your Enemy's Twitter Account
October 17 - Billionaire's Problems
October 16 - Basketball team Names
October 15 - Kung Ako si Del...
October 12 - Funniest or Strangest Beauty Secrets
October 11 - Suggestions for Text or Chat Speak
October 10 - Last Will and Testaments
October 09 - Murphy's Law
October 08 - Titles for a Pinoy Telenovela
October 05 - Teacher Quotes
October 04 - Statements That Start With "Oy ah..."
October 03 - Provisions That Should Be Part Of The New Cybercrime Law
October 02 - Bakit Hindi Mo Ako Kayang Mahalin?
October 01 - Notes to Self

SEPTEMBER 2012
September 29 - Last Saturday of September
September 28 - Movie Titles Gone Wrong
September 27 - Fun Menu Entries
September 26 - Funny or Bad Cheers
September 25 - Baby Tweets
September 24 - Pinoy Dic... tionary!
September 21 - FML Moments
September 20 - Heartthrob Problems
September 19 - Bakit ang Lalaki / Babae / Bading / Tomboy...
September 18 - Darnest Things Kids Say
September 17 - Kilig Moments in School
September 14 - Connect the Places
September 13 - Funny Signs
September 12 - Genius Yaya Quotes
September 11 - Call Center or Customer Service Bloopers
September 10 - Stupid People Problems
September 07 - Lessons You Learned from Your Ex
September 06 - Sinotto or SottoCopy Quotes
September 05 - Commuter Problems
September 04 - Connect the Songs
September 03 - Drunk Tweets 

AUGUST 2012
August 31 - 
Signs That Someone is Ka-Monster
August 30 - Forever Alone Problems
August 29 - 80′s or 90′s Tweets
August 28 - Connect the Celebs
August 27 - Sarcastic Answers to Questions
August 24 - Creative Knock Knock Jokes
August 23 - Challenges for Survivor Philippines
August 22 - Cheater Problems
August 21 - Signs You Haven't Moved On 
August 20 - Signs You're Malandi
August 17 - Beki Action Hero Quotes
August 16 - School Slogans
August 15 - Fairy Tale Problems
August 14 - Name Jokes
August 13 - Tagalog Words That Means Something In Other Dialects
August 10 - Possible Names for the Recent Storm
August 09 - Flood Stories
August 08 - Feel Good Quotes
August 07 - Pinoy Slang Lyrics
August 06 - Rejected UPCAT Essay Questions
August 03 - Diva Demands
August 02 - Slogan for a City or Country
August 01 - Pet Problems

JULY 2012
July 31 - Things Your Bosy Part Would Tweet If It Could
July 30 - Tuwing Umuulan...
July 28 - Last Saturday of July
July 27 - "Kung Naging Tayo..."
July 26 - Superhero Problems
July 25 - Haikus For Your Ex
July 24 - Beki Problems
July 23 - Bakit List 
July 20 - New Word Combos
July 19 - Descriptions of Your Fantasy World
July 18 - Fat Kid Problems
July 17 - Small Things Than Make You Want to Celebrate
July 16 - Kanto Terms
July 13 - Pinoy Henyo, American Genius and Talentadong Teh
July 12 - Dolphy Moments, Quotes and Memories
July 11 - Reasons Kung Bakit Wala si Chico
July 10 - "Hindi Lahat ng ___, ___."
July 09 - Kikay Commandments
July 06 - OMG!
July 05 - Who Said the Line?
July 04 - Kung ang Kamo May ___, Ang Pinoy May ___.
July 03 - Funny Combinations of Film Titles
July 02 - Ano Ang Mas Masakit?

JUNE 2012
June 29 - LGBT Quotes
June 28 - "Ang Lovelife Ko Parang ___, Kasi ___."
June 27 - Funny Tagalog Translations Of English Words Or Phrases
June 26 - 'Tol, Bading Ka ba?
June 25 - Reasons Why Love Dies
June 22 - Commandments for Social Networking
June 21 - Titles for the life story of either Chico, Delle, or Gino
June 20 - Bakit ang Bitchy Mo?
June 19 - Teenager Problems
June 18 - "Kung Ako si Chico..."
June 15 - Responses to the statement: “I love you”
June 14 - Action Movie Quotes
June 13 - Third Party or Love Triangle Quotes
June 12 - "Mahal Kong Pilipinas..."
June 11 - Tweets about Manny Pacquiao’s loss
June 08 - Lessons That College Taught Me
June 07 - What mix are you?
June 06 - Signs you’re in love with the wrong person
June 05 - Cartoon Character Tweets
June 04 - Funniest Twitter Usernames
June 01 - Signs That Your Stepmom is Evil

MAY 2012
May 31 - Questions I Ask Myself
May 30 - Spoof Erotica Novel Titles
May 29 - “Okay Lang Maging Single Basta…”
May 28 - 
May 25 - Things a Loser Would Say to a Winner or Vice Versa
May 24 - Alternative Ways to say “I Love You”
May 23 - Signs You're growing Up
May 22 - Cryptic Tweets of the Brokenhearted
May 21 - Funny Resident Names
May 18 - Crazy Things Kids Say
May 17 - Funny Acronyms
May 16 - Pick-up Lines for Guys
May 15 - Retro Tweets
May 14 - Fan Club Names
May 11 - Most Embarrassing Quotes From My Mother
May 10 - Sons’ Messages To Their Moms That End With “You Were Right”
May 09 - Funny Summer Quotes or Stories
May 08 - Trending Topics You Don’t Want To See
May 07 - Tweets After A Big Fight
May 04 - Change The Lyrics
May 03 - On a Scale of 1 to ___
May 02 - "Isang Araw..." Banat
May 01 - Gino-Level Yabang Quotes

APRIL 2012
April 30 - How Hot It Is?
April 27 - Superhero Jokes
April 26 - #AutoCorrectedThoughts
April 25 - Funniest Text Messages
April 24 - Things Your Dirty Bits Would Say If It Could Talk
April 23 - #ReplaceSongOrMovieWordWithJOKLA
April 20 - Funny Answers to School Questions
April 19 - Signs You’re An Annoying Couple or Singleton
April 18 - Delle-Level Jokes
April 17 - Nang dahil sa Twitter/Facebook
April 16 - Worst Beauty Pageant Question or Answer
April 13 - Nung Bata Ako, Pero Ngayon 
April 12 - Lies That Disney Told Me
April 11 - Uy Ay Moments 
April 10 - Celeb Problems
April 09 - When the alarm rings the first morning after a long vacation…
April 06 - ???
April 05 - ???
April 04 - Funny Summer Moments
April 03 - Kid Tweets
April 02 - If I was your boyfriend / girlfriend…

MARCH 2012
March 30 - Sexy Things to Say on the Beach
March 29 - “Mabuti pa ang…”
March 28 - Song Equations
March 27 - Signs You’re A Girl Gone Wild
March 26 - That Awesome Feeling…
March 23 - Arguments for who is the most kick-ass disney princess
March 22 - Selos Quotes
March 21 - Graduation Quotes, Advice, Highlights and Moments
March 20 - Things you miss about your ex
March 19 - Conversations with your conscience or your inner demons
March 16 - Statements That Make You Go “Damn!”
March 15 - Masaya Ako Dahil…, Malungkot Ako Dahil…
March 14 - Saan ka galing kagabi?!
March 13 - Emo Banats
March 12 - Famous Last Words
March 09 - Single/Taken ako kasi…
March 08 - Sabi mo…, eh bakit…?
March 07 - Cryptic tweets or status updates
March 06 - Questions to ask Bb. Cray Cray
March 05 - Things that would happen in a world with no Filipinos
March 02 - Ano ang pangit sa maganda, at maganda sa pangit?
March 01 - Worst answers to job interview questions

FEBRUARY 2012
February 29 - Akala ko…, yun pala…
February 28 - Words or phrases you wish you could utter 
February 27 - Pag babae…, pag lalaki… 
February 24 - Titles for a virgin’s autobiography 
February 23 - Ways to Spot a Pinoy in a Foreign Land 
February 22 - That Awkward Moment When…
February 21 - Things Your Yaya Would Tweet 
February 20 - Prom Quotes or Moments 
February 17 - Kikay Problems 
February 16 - Sinong mas mahal mo sa amin? 
February 15 - Pag mayaman _____, pag mahirap _____
February 14 - Why do you love me? 
February 13 - Ang pag-ibig ay parang… 
February 10 - Landi Moments or Quotes
February 08 - Bakit it’s complicated? 
February 07 - Ano, single ka pa rin?!? 
February 06 - Bakit ganun… 
February 03 - Funny Pinoy Henyo Moments 
February 02 - Bobo Moments
February 01 - Dear me…

JANUARY 2012
January 31 - Sexy Slogans for the Philippines, Province or City
January 30 - Unforgettable Moments at the Book Launch 
January 27 - Taglines or Slogans for the Top 10 Book  
January 26 - Everyday Statements That Make You Go "That's What He/She Says!"
January 25 - Questions to Ask During Binibining Biatch Q and A Portion
January 24 - Life Lessons You Learned From Song Lyrics  
January 23 - Interesting Chinese Names  
January 20 - Things To Say If One Who Got Away Came Back 
January 19 - Things To Say To A Third Party  
January 18 - Call Center Guy Definitions  
January 17 - Things You Should Have Said to Someone Who Hurt You 
January 16 - Good and Bad Advice for Your Radio DJs  
January 13 - Most Bizarre Superstitions  
January 12 - Responses If An Ex Texts You "Kamusta Na?" 
January 11 - Conyo Problems or Jeje Problems  
January 10 - Encounters with Philippine Monsters  
January 09 - Reasons Why It's More Fun In The Philippines 
January 06 - Codename Suggestions for Chico and Delamar or Gino  
January 05 - Basted Quotes  
January 04 - Answer to the Question "Tumaba Ba Ako?" 
January 03 - Bad Combinations 
January 02 - Resolutions for Someone You Love or Someone You Hate  

DECEMBER 2011
December 30 - Things You'll Do In 2012 If You Believe That It's The Year The World Will End 
December 29 - Flirtiest text, Twets or Status Update You Ever Sent Out 
December 28 - Emo Holiday Quotes
December 27 - Worst Tweets to Retweet
December 26 - Things to Say to Someone Who Forgot to Greet You Merry Christmas or Forgot to Give You a Gift
December 23 - Messages for the Samahan ng Malalamig ang Pasko
December 22 - Movie Mash-Ups
December 21 - Answers to the Question "Bakit Ka Blooming?"
December 20 - Compliments a Guy Can Give a Girl
December 19 - Things To Say When Someone Says "I'm Back!"
December 16 - Titles You'd Give "The Chichi and Gigi Saga"
December 15 - In Love Banat
December 14 - Signs that You're Addicted to facebook, Twitter or Instagram
December 13 - Answers to the Questions "Guys, Emo Ba Ako?"
December 12 - Examples of "No Breeding"
December 09 - Ways to Complete the Statement "Sana ___, Pero ___."
December 08 - Titles You'd Give to the Year that Was 
December 07 - Ways to Complete the Statements "Alam mo Yung feeling Na ___."
December 06 - Payabangan Quotes
December 05 - Worst Things to Say During Meet the Parents
December 02 - Worst Things to Say to your Crush When you Meet Them for the Very First Time 
December 01 - Examples of "Epal" 

NOVEMBER 2011
November 30 - Things to Say If an Unappealing Person Says "I'm Sexy and I Know It"
November 29 - Sexiest Lyrics
November 28 - Things to Say to a Girl Who's In Love with a Gay Guy or a Guy In Love with a Lesbian
November 25 - Weirdest, Wildest, Most Unique thing You're Thankful for 
November 24 - Ways to complete the statement: "Alam mo, kung naging tayo..."
November 23 - Reasons to unfriend or unfollow someone.
November 22 - Theme Songs for Bros.
November 21 - Definitions of Cool
November 18 - What would be your status update if today was the wedding day of the one that got away?
November 17 - Answers to the question: "Why?"
November 16 - Answers to the question: "Why did you leave me?"
November 15 - Questions to Ask During the Q&A Portion of Binibining Sexy Lola
November 14 - Ways to complete the statement: "Dear Mom and Dad..."
November 11 - Things you would like to tell your future boyfriend or girlfriend.
November 10 - Worst Things You Could Say to Your Crush
November 09 - Things you shouldn't say when you're convincing someone that you're straight.
November 08 - Kanto terms or sentences
November 07 - Examples of "Huli ka balbon!"
November 04 - Questions in an exam in the University of Beki
November 03 - Questions you'd find in an exam in the University of Jeje
November 02 - Worst wedding vows
November 01 - 

OCTOBER 2011
October 31 - Titles for a movie about the horror that is love
October 28 - Definitions of "Horror"
October 27 - Things you shouldn't say while accepting an award
October 26 - Signs that someone is a pinoy showbiz celeb
October 25 - Monster Scholars
October 24 - Rules during a bromance
October 21 - Movie Titles About a Bird or an Egg
October 20 - Kolehiyala Quotes
October 19 - Sexy Versions of a Classic Films
October 18 - ___ Ka Nga, Pero ___.
October 17 - 
October 14 - Signs that you're Astig
October 13 - Things you shouldn't say to a birthday celebrant
October 12 - Bad first name-last name combinations.
October 11 - Things you shouldn't say while someone is giving birth
October 10 - Jobs you wouldn't want
October 07 - Sports team names
October 06 - Names for a pet shop, zoo or vet
October 05 - Good things you can say about your ex or your enemy
October 04 - Things that would happen if women ruled the world
October 03 - Most exaggerated statements you've ever heard

SEPTEMBER 2011
September 30 - Funny Translations
September 29 - Answers to the question: "Is me a smart?"
September 28 - Storm quotes or moments
September 27 - 
September 26 - Things your heart's tombstone would say
September 23 - "Guwapo / Maganda ka sana, kaya lang..."
September 22 - Replace movie or song title with Pepe
September 21 - Ways Facebook ruined my life
September 20 - Inappropriate songs/lyrics to sing at specific occasions or places
September 19 - Products you wouldn't buy even if went on sale
September 16 - Things to say when a saleslady asks: "Ano pong hanap niyo?"
September 15 - Questions to ask contestants during the Q and A portion of "Miss Kanto Boy 2011"
September 14 - Annoying things people say
September 13 - Answers to the question: "Why should you win this pageant?"
September 12 - Things to say to someone who looks really dirty
September 09 - Signs that you're O.C.
September 08 - Moments in your life that keep coming back to you
September 07 - Questions about Chico's or Gino's lovelife
September 06 - First names / last names for celebs
September 05 - Use _________ in a sentence
September 02 - Signs that you are watching a Pinoy teleserye
September 01 - Inappropriate songs to play at a wedding

AUGUST 2011
August 31 - Moments you want to scream: "In your face!"
August 30 - Flop teleserye titles
August 29 - Heartbroken tweets or status updates
August 26 - Messages for an RX jock
August 25 - Things you'd say to the person you see in the mirror. 
August 24 - Sentences that start with "One day..."
August 23 - Funny pet names
August 22 - Definitions of "Dirty"
August 19 - Things you don't want a ghost to say
August 18 - Bad songs to play at a funeral
August 17 - Craziest, most stupid things you've done for love
August 16 - Fake brand names or spoof business names
August 15 - Annoying things people say
August 12 - Hashtags that will never be a trending topic
August 11 - Wittiest things you've read on facebook or twitter
August 10 - Sentences that go: “Sabi mo ______, eh bakit ______?” 
August 09 - Things to say if a biatch tells you "Alam mo bitchy ka." 
August 08 - Lame alternative titles for popular movies. 
August 05 - Things a sossy yaya would say
August 04 - "I want my _______ clean but my ______ dirty." 
August 03 - Best/worst part of my life is... 
August 02 - Titles for a porn star's biography 
August 01 - Metaphors for love. 

JULY 2011
July 29 - Statements that require the grammar police
July 28 - Flop superhero names for pinoy superheroes
July 27 - Signs you're too nega
July 26 - Things to say to someone who's oily
July 25 - Ways to complete the statement: "Dear Mom/Dad..."
July 22 - Most dramatic goodbyes
July 21 - Use _____ in a sentence jokes
July 20 - The dump lines (opposite of pick-up lines)
July 19 - Celebrity Slang
July 18 - Messages for someone who broke your heart
July 15 - "Pambato" jokes (The best one in your arsenal)
July 14 - Movie titles if YOU starred in a sexy movie
July 13 - Awkward statements between 2 manly men
July 12 - Things people say to make you feel guilty
July 11 - Titles you'd give if you wrote a song about your worst heartbreak
July 09 - RXTMR bloopers (15th Anniversary Episode)
July 08 - Ways to complete the statement: "The Morning Rush..."
July 07 - Funny statements that make you Pinoy
July 06 - Proofs that your parents love your sibling more OR that your parents love you more than your siblings
July 05 - Statements that were meant to be classy, but ended up sounding painfully cheap
July 04 - Bitchy or sarcastic responses
July 01 - Statements that give you "Guwapo points"

JUNE 2011
June 30 – Arguments: Men vs Women
June 29 – Statements that deserve the reply “Ikaw na!”
June 28 – Funny equations
June 27 – Love advice for cheaters
June 24 – Funny riddles
June 23 – Love advice for gay people
June 22 – Most Bitter/Most Emo Quotes
June 21 – Advantages of being ugly
June 20 – Differences between a boy and a man
June 17 – Ways to complete the sentence: “Chico is _____.”
June 16 – Naughty Haikus (5, 7, 5)
June 15 – Answers to the question: “What do you want?”
June 14 – “___ is better than ___, because ___.”
June 13 – Tips for freshies
June 10 – “Eow powh…will you be my textmate/sexmate?”
June 09 – Final tweet or message to someone before you unfollow or unfriend them
June 08 – Signs you’re weak or strong
June 07 – “Guys, guys, am I annoying?”
June 06 – Ways to complete the statement: “You’ll hate me for saying this but…”
June 03 – Ways to complete the statement: “Mabuti pa ang ___…”
June 02 – Signs you’d hang if your heart had a door
June 01 – Signs someone is cheating

MAY 2011  
May 31 – Student answers to teacher questions
May 30 – Things you’d tell a loved one who suddenly has amnesia
May 27 – Things to say when someone says: “Help me.”
May 26 – Smart answers to stupid questions or stupid answers to smart questions
May 25 – Commandments on friendship and love
May 24 – Questions you would ask during the Q&A portion of a Miss Guy beauty contest
May 23 – End of the world quotes
May 20 – Creative ways to tell someone that you are gay
May 19 – Ways to complete the statement ____ ka ba kasi ____
May 18 – emotional baggages of your life
May 17 - Ways to complete the statement I love you but …
May 16 – Things to say to a non-sexy person wearing a bikini
May 13 – ???
May 12 – Replies to the statement: Nobody loves me
May 11 – Tips on what makes a good apology
May 10 – Travel quotes
May 09 – Favorite villains and why
May 06 – Funniest texts from your parents
May 05 – Things you’d tell your parents if they were your kids
May 04 – Reasons why cars are better than men/women
May 03 – Things you want to say to your enemy
May 02 – Things you dont want to see inside your room

APRIL 2011
April 29 – Food that describes you
April 28 – Funny signs
April 27 – Crazy/stupid things you’ve done in the name of love
April 26 – Annoying habits/things you hate from/about the people you love
April 19 – Reasons why you love Chico and Delle
April 18 – Good deeds (you’ve done, done to you, or you’ve witnessed)
April 15 – Ways to complete the statement: “Ang tunay na maganda/pangit ay ___.”
April 14 – “Noon ___, ngayon ___.”
April 13 – Statements you shouldn’t say outloud
April 12 – Life lessons you learned from playing games
April 11 – Questions to ask contestants in a “Miss Ugly” contest
April 08 – Ways to complete the statement: “Ang tunay na lalaki/babae/bading/tomboy ay ___.”
April 07 – Ways to complete the statement: “The good news is ___, the bad news is ___.”
April 06 – Things you would like to say to a younger you
April 05 – Blind items
April 04 – Answers to the question: “Do you love me?”
April 01 – Pool quotes

MARCH 2011  
March 31 – Ways to complete the statement: “Dear _____, please _____.”
March 30 – Answers to the question: Why me?
March 29 – Statements or slogans you would print on underwear
March 28 – Deep tagalog words we need to know
March 25 – Planet earth resolutions
March 24 – Messages for haters or trolls
March 23 – Ways to tell your partner they’re getting replaced
March 22 – Tips for the depressed
March 21 – Ways to complete the equation: ___ + ___ = ___
March 18 – Song “sagutan”
March 17 – Statements that make you go: “Arte mo, Ogag!”
March 16 – Advice for the old at heart
March 15 – Ways to complete the statement: “I shouldn’t have said _____, I should’ve said _____.”
March 14 – Acronyms for a name
March 11 – Craziest theories for the “BIG REVEAL”
March 10 – Reasons why you wish you were married/single
March 09 – Superstitions you believe in
March 08 – Reasons why we love women
March 07 – Six words to describe your love story
March 04 – Best things you found or discovered on the internet
March 03 – Ways to complete the statement: “I should have or I shouldn’t have ________.”
March 02 – Other people’s big secret you’ve been asked to keep
March 01 – Excuses men/women make

FEBRUARY 2011
February 28 – Titles for a movie based on your sex life
February 25 – Reasons why you are worth it
February 24 – Reasons why you are my ex
February 23 – Signs you need to get a life
February 22 – Bad names to give your kid
February 21 – Stupid things people say
February 18 – Messages you’d send Taylor Swift if you could text her
February 17 – Hopeless romantic quotes
February 16 – Things you got away with
February 11 – Quotes from and about singles
February 10 – Signs you’re needy, clingy or possessive
February 09 – Signs you’re getting old
February 08 – Facts about you that would scare off people you’re dating
February 07 – Bitter quotes on love
February 04 – Funny love team names
February 03 – Ways to spot a fake
February 02 – Signs you are cheap
February 01 – Spoiled brat quotes

JANUARY 2011
January 31 – Examples of “Date fail”
January 28 – Things men would say if they had PMS
January 27 – Ways to announce a break-up via Twitter or Facebook
January 26 – Things my ex/exes would say about me
January 25 – Things to say to an angry bird
January 24 – Quotes you’d hear during an Emo party
January 21 – Dangerous thoughts
January 20 – Favorite tagalog song lyrics
January 19 – Ways to complete the statement: The next time I _____, I will _____
January 18 – Arguments: Which is better, Facebook or Twitter?
January 17 – Messages for a love that cannot be
January 14 – Things to say if you accidentally catch someone in an “akward position”
January 13 – Signs that your yaya is a major loser
January 12 – Brave predictions for 2011
January 11 – Signs you’re in a crappy theme park
January 10 – Ways to complete the statement: “I know it’s wrong but…”
January 07 – ???
January 06 – ???
January 05 – Questions you need to ask before getting into a relationship
January 04 – Perfect combinations
January 03 – ways to propose a break up in 140 characters or less