Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Morning Rush 435 (Things a Sumo Wrestler’s Thong Would Say)

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November 04, 2003 Episode

10. Cowpatech – “Tama na! Sobra na! Palitan Na!”
09. Shyanne – “I wish I had Del’s trimmer.”
08. Ballbuster – “Pasan ko ang daigdig.”
07. LoiPogi – “It was an itchy bitchy teeny weeney”
06. FahrenheitCafe / FitnessCenter – “Uy! Liliput!”
05. AngelJoli – “Inhale… exhale… exhale… exhale….”
04. LoiLandicho – “Look! It’s whale! Nope! It’s a bird!”
03. YoungIndy – “Now! Either my master is Brad Turvey or a Jewish.”
02. Barok – “ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmppp!”
01. SpongeBob – “Fire in the hole!”

10. Meyah – “Pa-sub naman!”
Ryan – “I better be disposable.”
09. RalphWaldo – “Ay Pok√©mon”
08. LawrenceEvan – “Ay bat isa lang? Asan yung isa?”
07. ChuchiChua – “Sana naging thong na lang ako ni Delamar.”
06. Inaki – “Wake up little sushi, wake up.”
RalphWaldo – “Sawang-sawa na ako sa squid sushi!”
05. Wolverine – “Uy! Yoza pala ang ulam ni bossing kahapon!”
04. LoiPogi – “Toyatoyatoya Toyatoya toya-thong!”
03. SpongeBob – “and I can barely breathin, and I can’t find the air.”
02. LoiLandicho – “Hindi sya magpapa-tummy-tuck! I will survive!”
01. PeterParker – “I work at the crack of Don.”

10. Purple – “Owooo owowowwo leave me breathless!”
09. Cyril29 – “It’s getting hot in her.”
Cyril29 – “I smell something fishy…”
08. ChicoBubblebath – “Pweh pweh pweh!
RalphWaldo – “Pweh! Lasang lotion!”
07. NoName – “Awww! Stop clenching!”
06. LoiLandicho – “Ang tigas ng ulo nito ah!”
05. Desmond – “Sawsaw suka, mahuli taya!”
04. AldrichRickyCruz – “Thong thong thong pakitongkitong!”
03. RalphWaldo – “Lagi na lang akong bottom.”
02. Valentino – “Sadako? Diana Ross? Macy Grey?”
01. NoName – “Beans! Beans! The musical fruit! The more you eat, the more you tooth, the more you tooth the better you feel. So eat your bean in every meal.”

Morning Rush 434 (TTMO Statements)

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December 30, 2010 Episode

In case you’re wondering, TTMO stood for Traffic & Transport Management Office which have now been changed to TDO – Traffic Discipline Office, because of The Morning Rush. 
10. Targrod – “Grabe napatitig ako sa TTMO.”
09. MrPerk – “Tigas ng ulo ng TTMO!”
08. MrLon – “Tinututukan ako ng TTMO!”
07. HomerSingson – “Grabe, alam mo lagi akong napapasubo sa TTMO kasi palasagot ako.”
06. KidBukid – “Ang bading na gipit sa TTMO kakapit.”
05. MrPerk – “Infairness masaya ako sa performance ng TTMO.”
04. SpyShadow – “Grabe ah ang TTMO pag nagagalit nanunura.”
03. Targrod – “Grabe ang bilis naman magalit ng TTMO!”
02. Ellen – “Hmmmp amoy araw ang ulo ng TTMO.”
01. AngMAnunusok – akakaawa naman, grabe buong araw nakatayo ang TTMO.”

10. MrPerk – “Ang TTMO talaga kung saan masikip duon sumisingit.”
09. ODH – “Ang taba-taba ng TTMO.”
ODH – “Ewwww ang itim itm naman ng TTMO, lagi kasi nakabilad!”
08. Targrod / PaulIgnacius – “Alam mo nung sinakal ko yung TTMO naging blue.”
Targrod – “Pwede bang pitik-pitikin ang TTMO?”
07. BrodSpit – “TTMO SUPOT – TTMO Service Unit Public Operation Transport”
Markokoi – “Uy! Nakadungaw yung TTMO!”
06. Ensidle – “O! Bakit ang aga-aga pakalat-kalat ang TTMO sa EDSA?”
05. Targrod / CallCenterNurse – “Wow! Ang hairy naman ng TTMO!”
04. MrLon – “Grabe kakapagod sa panga ang TTMO! Laging nagpapatawa!”
03. PaulIgnacius – “Ang fake-fake naman ng TTMO!”
02. PrincessAlthea – “Ala mo namag pinagbago ang TTMO maiksi pa din, 4-letter word pa din.”
01. 19atPressured – “Bakit ang titik ‘O’ nasa TTMO?”

23. Marver – “Pag pala nagalit ang TTMO namumula.”
22. MrLon – “Pag pagod ang TTMO at binasa mo napapasma?”
21. CalCenterNurse – “Ang TTMO... Astig!”
20. UglyKidJoey – “Ang daming bading ang nagpapahuli sa EDSA, gusto yatang Makita ang TTMO.
19. MrPerk – “Alam mo dinilaan ko yung TTMO nagalit!”
18. NoName – “TTMO Makati”
17. ODH – “Minsan ang TTMO dapat binibigyan mo ng pampadulas.”
16. LoiPogi – “Nakapasok ba ang TTMO?”
15. ODH – “Ang sipag ng TTMO pasok ng pasok.”
14. CherrytheBiker – “Ayaw pumasok ng TTMO”
13. Ellen – “Kapag pala tumatanda ang TTMO nagiging maugat.”
12. Targrod – Canibbal: “Kakainin ko ang TTMO!”
11. Targrod – “News Item: TTMO Natagpuang Naninigas sa Loob ng IMotel sa Paranaque!”  
10. Targrod – “Yung TTMO parang nawiwiwi!”
09. HomerSingson – “Uy! Ang TTMO naka-hoodie!”
08. JoeShred – “Ang TTMO pumasok sa backdoor.”
07. Acer – “Nasaan ang TTMO pag kailangan ko siya?”
06. PrincessAlthea – “TTMO dito, TTMO doon, puro na lang TTMO! Paano naman ako!”
05. NoName – “Alam mo ang TTMO pinagpapawisan pag nakikita si Chico!”
04. NoName – “Alam mo ang TTMO nae-excite pag nakikita si Delamar!”
03. Inaki – “Sabi ng Malacanang bawal na daw magpaputok ang TTMO.”
LoiPogi – “Mas mabaho ang ulo ng TTMO pag may helmet.”
02. NoName – “Walang pangit sa TTMO na galit!”
01. ODH – “Gustong-gusto kong iniipit ang TTMO, lalo na kung unreasonable yung panghuli nila sa akin.”

19. Ryche – “Kulang ang araw ko pag wala ang TTMO.”
18. NoName – “TTMO are so hard on Delamar.”
17. UglyKidJoey – “Nung nakita ko yung TTMO napalunok ako, sa nerbiyos.”
16. NoName – “Bakit ang TTMO balugtot tumayo?”
15. NoName - “Alam mo kung bakit maugat ang TTMO? Sa kakatayo!”
14. HomerSingson – “Alam mo naghahanap lang ng butas yung TTMO.”
13. NoName – “Wow! Pinaluwag ng TTMO ang traffic!”
12. CrazyPussycat – “Sabi ng TTMO 500 pesos! Sabi ko sa TTMO, Manigas ka!”
11. Jayeyeyen – “May twitter account ba ang TTMO?”
10. Yellowbale – “”Pink din ba ang kulay ng TTMO?”
09. DJGambit – “Grabe yung TTMO nag-marka!”
08. Eroflux – “Yung mga bading napanganga nung nakita ang TTMO.”
07. LoiPogi – “Sige nga i-kiss mo sabay hug ang TTMO!”
06. LoiPogi – “Ang TTMO pala ang daming nunal.”
05. Toffee – “Naku ang TTMO naglalaway!”
04. Bluescreen – “wag mong gagalitin ang TTMO, sige ka makikita mo!”
03. Phoebe – “Malaki ba ang TTMO?”
02. ChezKitron – “Ang init na, siguro ang asim na ng TTMO!”
01. PinkyBee – To the head of TTMO, “Sinabon mo ba ang TTMO?!”

Friends S02E02: The One With the Breast Milk

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The One With the Breast Milk
Originally written by Adam Chase and Ira Ungerleider
Transcribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips [mmatting@indiana.edu].
Ross thinks it's disgusting when Phoebe tastes Carol's breast milk while preparing a bottle for the baby, Ben. The group is divided as to whether there's anything "gross" about it. Meanwhile, everyone but Rachel has become friends with Julie. Monica, feeling like she's being "unfaithful," hides the friendship from Rachel and behaves like a guilty, unfaithful lover, buying Rachel flowers, etc. Eventually, Rachel finds a lunch receipt in Monica's jacket pocket and the truth comes out. After a girls' heart-to-heart, Rachel decides she'll try to become friends with Julie, herself. Meanwhile, a heated rivalry, a la the Old West, develops between Joey, still working at Bloomingdale's as the "Aramis Guy," and the new spritzer on the block, the "Hombre Guy."

MONICA: Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist.
PHOEBE: Oh, look at these! Hey, Ben. Just do it. Oh my god, oh, ok, was that too much pressure for him?
CHANDLER: You know, it's...something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back.
JOEY: I gotta get one, too.
ROSS: What are you guys doing?
CHANDLER: We're just hanging out by the spoons. Ladle?
ROSS: Look, would you guys grow up? That is the most natural beautiful thing in the world.
JOEY: Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it.
ROSS: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.
CHANDLER: Carol, Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
CAROL: Sure.
JOEY: Uh, does it hurt?
CAROL: It did at first, but not anymore.
JOEY: Chandler?
CHANDLER: So, uh, how often can you do it?
CAROL: As much as he needs.
JOEY: Ok, I got one, I got one. If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?
JULIE: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
RACHEL: Yeah, I forget which ones.
JULIE: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one? Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go.
RACHEL: Thank you. What a bitch.
JULIE: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdales who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
PHOEBE: I can't, I have to take my grandmother to the vet.
MONICA: Ok, um, I'll go with you.
JULIE: Great.
ROSS: Hi, honey.
CHANDLER: Hey, sweetums.
ROSS: Hello to the rest.
JOEY: Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shopping with her? What about Rachel?
MONICA: It's gonna be a problem, isn't it?
CHANDLER: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdales with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
MONICA: But I'm--
PHOEBE: Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street.
ROSS: So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow?
MONICA: Yeah, uh, it's actually not that big a deal.
ROSS: It's a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. I really appreciate this.
MONICA: You're welcome.
PHOEBE: Woof, woof.
JOEY: Bijan for men? Hey Annabelle.
ANNABELLE: Hey, Joey. So did you hear about the new guy?
JOEY: Who?
ANNABELLE: Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls just call him the Hombre man.
JOEY: What's he doin' in my section?
ANNABELLE: I guess he doesn't know.
JOEY: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? Hey, how ya doin'?
TODD: Mornin'.
JOEY: Listen, I know you're new, but it's kinda understood that everything from Young Men's to the escalator is my territory.
TODD: Your territory, huh?
JOEY: Yeah. Bijan for men?
GUY: No thanks.
TODD: Hombre?
GUY: Yeah. All right.
TODD: You were saying?
MONICA: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
MONICA: We were shopping, and we had lunch.
PHOEBE: Oh, all right. What did I have?
MONICA: You had a salad.
PHOEBE: Oh, no wonder I don't feel full.
RACHEL: Hey, guys, what's up.
PHOEBE: I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had a salad.
RACHEL: Good, Pheebs. What'd you buy?
PHOEBE: Um, we went shopping for um, for, fur.
RACHEL: You went shopping for fur?
PHOEBE: Yes, and then I realized I'm against that, and uh, so then we bought some, uh, boobs.
RACHEL: You bought boobs?
PHOEBE: Bras! We bought bras! We bought bras.
JOEY: Bijan for men? Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work we could go maybe grab a cup of coffee.
ANNABELLE: Oh, actually I sorta have plans.
TODD: Ready, Annabelle?
ANNABELLE: You bet. Maybe some other time?
JOEY: Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. Bijan for men?
CAROL: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.
ROSS: Carol, we've been through this before, ok? We have a good time. We laugh, we play. It's like we're father and son.
SUSAN: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.
RACHEL: Oh, this is so cute.
SUSAN: Oh, I got that for him.
ROSS: My mommies love me. That's clever.
MONICA: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju-- Hi, Jew! Uh huh? Uh huh? Ok. Um, sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye.
RACHEL: Did you just say Hi, Jew?
MONICA: Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith.
PHOEBE: Ben, dinner!
ROSS: Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you, because it's breast milk, and you're not supposed to do that.
PHOEBE: Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Ok.
CHANDLER: What did you just do?
PHOEBE: I licked my arm, what?
ROSS: It's breast milk.
RACHEL: Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person.
JOEY: What is the big deal?
CHANDLER: What did you just do?
ROSS: Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk?
PHOEBE: You won't even taste it?
PHOEBE: Not even if you just pretend that it's milk?
ROSS: Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it.
MONICA: Hey, where is everybody?
RACHEL: They took Ben to the park. Where've you been?
MONICA: Just out. Had some lunch, just me, little quality time with me. Thanks for your jacket.
RACHEL: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. Here are your keys, hon. Mon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you uh 53 dollars?
MONICA: You know what probably happened? Someone musta stolen my credit card.
RACHEL: And sorta just put the receipt back in your pocket
MONICA: That is an excellent excellent question. That is excellent.
RACHEL: Monica, what is with you? Who'd you have lunch with?
MONICA: Julie.
RACHEL: You were with Julie?
MONICA: Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were...shopping.
RACHEL: Oh. Oh my god.
MONICA: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me.
RACHEL: Yeah, right.
MONICA: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out.
RACHEL: Oh, please, you wanted to get caught.
MONICA: That is not true!
RACHEL: Oh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here?
MONICA: Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?
RACHEL: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdales? Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now.
MONICA: Hi, who's this? Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It's Monica. Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. Joanna, it's not as simple as all that, ok? No, I don't care what Steve thinks. Hi, Steve.
CAROL: How did we do?
PHOEBE: Oh, I tasted Ben's milk, and Ross freaked out.
ROSS: I did not freak out.
CAROL: Why'd you freak out?
ROSS: Because it's breast milk. It's gross.
CAROL: My breast milk is gross?
SUSAN: This should be fun.
ROSS: No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just don't think breast milk is for adults.
CHANDLER: Of course the packaging does appeal to grown-ups and kids alike.
CAROL: Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it, it's no big deal. Just taste it.
ROSS: That would be no.
PHOEBE: Come on. It doesn't taste bad.
JOEY: Yeah, it's kinda sweet, sorta like, uh--
SUSAN: Cantaloupe juice.
JOEY: Exactly.
ROSS: You've tasted it? You've tasted it.
SUSAN: Uh huh.
ROSS: Oh, you've tasted it.
SUSAN: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
ROSS: Gimme the bottle. Gimme the towel.
JOEY: Gimme a box a juice. Well, they switched me over to Hombre.
CHANDLER: Well, maybe it's because of the way you're dressed.
JOEY: Or maybe it's because this guy's doing so good they wanna put more people on it. You should see this guy, Chandler, he goes through two bottles a day.
CHANDLER: What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.
JOEY: I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. I don't know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.
CHANDLER: All right, say you do that. You know sooner or later somebody's gonna come along that slices a better cheddar. And then where're you gonna run?
JOEY: Yeah I guess you're right.
CHANDLER: You're damn right I'm right. I say you show this guy what you're made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie.
JOEY: I'm gonna do it.
CHANDLER: All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.
MONICA: I don't know what else to say.
RACHEL: Well that works out good, because I'm not listening.
MONICA: I feel terrible, I really do.
RACHEL: Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?
MONICA: Rachel, say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
MONICA: It's that terrible?
RACHEL: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually, but now she's actually stealing you.
MONICA: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
RACHEL: I love you too.
PHOEBE: You guys, um I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. Oh, I really needed that.
MONICA: Look, I know that you're in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie's guts, but she didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me?
RACHEL: I'd do anything for you, you know that.
MONICA: I'd do anything for you.
PHOEBE: Wait, wait, wait, wait!
JOEY: Mornin'. I said, mornin'.
TODD: I heard ya.
STORE GUY: All right, everybody, I'm openin' the doors. You boys ready?
TODD: Ready.
JOEY: Yeah, I'm ready.
CUSTOMER: You idiot, you stupid cowboy, you blinded me, I'm suing!
STORE GUY: Oh my god, Todd! What the hell did you do?
TODD: I'm sorry. I am such a doofus. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
ANNABELLE: My god, what happened?
JOEY: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin'. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?
RACHEL: So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we've never really talked. I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?
JULIE: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
RACHEL: Really? Me?
JULIE: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
RACHEL: Well, you're not totally paranoid.
RACHEL: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
JULIE: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
RACHEL: Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love it.
JULIE: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
RACHEL: All right, Julie. What a manipulative bitch.

London 2012 Olympics (Medal Tally Day 3)

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London 2012 Medal standings

1 China (CHN)95317
2 United States (USA)57517
3 France (FRA)3137
4 North Korea (PRK)3014
5 Italy (ITA)2428
6 South Korea (KOR)2226
7 Russia (RUS)2035
8 Kazakhstan (KAZ)2002
9 Japan (JPN)14611
10 Australia (AUS)1214
11 Romania (ROU)1203
12 Brazil (BRA)1113
 Hungary (HUN)1113
14 Netherlands (NED)1102
15 Ukraine (UKR)1023
16 Georgia (GEO)1001
 Lithuania (LTU)1001
 South Africa (RSA)1001
19 Colombia (COL)0202
20 Great Britain (GBR)0123
21 Cuba (CUB)0101
 Germany (GER)0101
 Mexico (MEX)0101
 Poland (POL)0101
 Thailand (THA)0101
 Chinese Taipei (TPE)0101
27 Azerbaijan (AZE)0011
 Belgium (BEL)0011
 Canada (CAN)0011
 India (IND)0011
 Indonesia (INA)0011
 Moldova (MDA)0011
 Mongolia (MGL)0011
 Norway (NOR)0011
 Serbia (SRB)0011
 Slovakia (SVK)0011
 Uzbekistan (UZB)0011
Note: London 2012 Olympic Games Medal Tally as of 30 June (Day 3).

Eat Bulaga (Classic Logos and Videos)

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Eat Bulaga Logos
Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays and Saturdays at 12:00 pm to 2:30 pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The show celebrated its 32nd year on Philippine television last 2011.[1] Eat Bulaga! holds the record of being the longest-running noontime variety program on air in the history of local television.

Eat Bulaga - 2nd Year Anniversary

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Eat Bulaga - 6th Year Anniversary

Eat Bulaga - 8th Year Anniversary

Eat Bulaga - 10th Year Anniversary

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Little Miss Philippines 1990: Camille Prats

Little Miss Philippines 1995: Pauleen Luna

Mr. Pogi 1996: Jericho Rosales

Eat Bulaga - 80s Dance Contest

Bulagaan Classic

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